I want to invest in Bitcoin, but I'm broke. I have a fair credit rating, but I'm unemployed. I'm in Canada

I want to invest in Bitcoin, but I'm broke. I have a fair credit rating, but I'm unemployed. I'm in Canada.

Do I have a hope in hell of getting a loan, even for a low figure like $10k?

Qaddafi unrelated.

please don't get a loan and invest it into a highly volatile commodity. sure we all think bitcoin is going up, but can you afford to lose 10k and owe 15% interest on it when you're unemployed and broke?

no.
banks only loan money to people that don't need it.

sorry.

I own nothing and have no employment prospects. I have nothing to lose.

How do I convince them I don't need it? Could I say I want to take an undergrad course in the humanities?

>How do I convince them I don't need it?
make more than enough money to pay it back or offer them one of your assets worth more than $10k as collateral.

they aren't persuaded by promises in my experience.

I have no assets for collateral.

Open to any suggestions.

ask a friend or relative.
banks aren't in the business of giving loans to people that can't pay them back.

Already went that route. No dice.

Are there any options besides banks for small loans? Even 5k?

credit cards, pawnshops, payday loans.

I'm guessing if any of those worked for you you'd have already tried them though.

Personally I'd get a job.

>being a wagecuck

There's only one bank that will loan someone fiat to buy bitcoin. The First Satoshi Bank of Peace

I didn't know you stayed up this late

>being a wagecuck
says the guy that can't get $10k because he doesn't have a jerb

oh the ironing

What's the ironing about it, chap?

And my jerb went to Gina, okay? They're taking all our jobs. Big league. Believe me folks, believe me.

>taking out a loan to invest in bitcoin
Nigga are you high?

>nothing to lose

if you followed your plan you'd have 10k to lose. then you would lose your fair credit rating.

> wants to make a loan to buy bitcoins
what in the fuck are you thinking user?

Never loan money when you don't have any savings. Anyway they won't lend money to anybody that has 0$ in his bank account IMO.

>have no employment prospects

What are you an invalid and quadruple amputee? Even then, you can probably find work in customer service.

What kind of pitiful, defeatist faggot are you?

Waves is much better faster secure high profit.
Buy Waves better choice

>want to invest in Bitcoin,
>broke
>unemployed
>hopes to get a loan

This is why you will always be poor. You have the reasoning skills of a poor, dumb-fuck. So why Bitcoin? Why not borrow 10k and invest in a bunch of coke and heroin? I bet you'll be a really popular guy, and get lots of blowjobs for a few days at least.

Investing in Bitcoin is not for poor people anymore you missed the boat m8