Dota 2 General - /d2g/

He has twitch subs and shit, someone must like him

tfw no dota grandma

He's good enough to play in a tier 3 team.

they statistically kill themselves before the age of 30

>Finish Bane quest just in time before their fountain explodes
>"Helpless Dreamer 3 stars", FINALLY 40 stars
>Back to menu it didn't count.
>Restart game, it didn't count

Then you get a younger tranny gf. Looks like a good plan if you are a faggot.

people sub to bsj, that doesn't mean they like him

billions of flies eat shit everyday, does that mean you should get some nice shit sandwich for lunch?

Since real girls are clearly incompetent, which Dota girl would make for a good caster? I think CM would be really cute to listen to, plus she knows how to be a good support.

I'm not a fly you retard

How shit do you have to be to fuck invoker kunkka combo, holy fuck

>monkeys is the best player on coL

Why the FUCK would anyone give money to someone they don't like?

Twitch is weird

spectre

hang urself

>the point
>ur head

That's exactly what a fly would say.

>tfw using the cm announcer pack
feels good

Finally Zfreek stops playing like a retard. Guy has missed like six fucking torrent+X combos in 20 minutes.

No your analogy is fucking shit

Flies eat shit because its probably good for them, if I was a fly I would eat shit too.

A fly can't even type you idiot, they can't produce enough pressure to impact keyboards or touchpads

this game tho

what's the problem here? i'm not lonely anymore and have someone long enough to get my life together and find a real woman crazy break up drama

Roma poster.

is Zfreek the only professional female player in esports?

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How shit do you have to be to mess up bat invoker combo
AAAAAAAAAAA WHEN WILL COL DISBAND THIS IS SUFFERING TO WATCH

literally autism

and the anology is fine but i understand assburger ridden kids have issues with some concepts

theres waga

Surprised col are holding their own so well against this

these fucking lasso sunstrikes are worse than 4k pub tier

holy hell

why deso on naix instead of hotd?

MOMMY MILK

Zfreek is like the brother that didn't get anything from genes except the dota talent.

And swindlez is like the guy that got nothing from genes.

can you get lpq while in lpq? i talk mad shit in lpq and i dont want to get more games added on

Yes

they are both jews so they received excellent business acumen from their genes.

consider that

>wasting stat points on midas touch when you can just be born rich instead

plebs

EG has deleted all traces of Fear's retirement.

is RTZ out AGAIN?

Are you implying god's chosen can be born poor?

who gives a fuck

>black hole though
>it's doing so much work
just shut up please

can complexity just forfeit

no one wants to watch them

Complexity don't know when to cut and run

why do people pick ogre
>hurr we're tanky in the early game
and then you lose gg

Too bad they're the poor, 'giving my cousin the lovin' jews. So they don't even get that.

at least i dont have to watch NP anymore

by this post alone i can tell your fucking retarded, magic

how can you say that when the next match features lelliance

>FREE yasha for your cores
>literally FREE stuns

Nope, EG sister team coming soon.

PPD+Fear

>ogre falls off in the late game

no

omg just gg already col

swindle needs to stop sucking off batrider and go back to tidehunter and void

>I've bloodlusted by turrents! So good!

Anybody play doter today?

im not playing this shit anymore unless the December patch is good

reported

Someone should get Mulder and Scully to explain RTZ and Bulba cases.

>Hurr I give my carries a little movespeed :) and then I go afk :)

nice hero

eg vs alliance game 1 cuming up boys

based soulless chink ain't having any of Slacks' shit

>pick ogre
>HURR DURR WE WUZ TANKY IN THE EARLY GAME AND SHIEEEEEEEEEET

Game losing hero. To add to his uselessness the pros don't even get aghs so he can solo kill a support.

Is Annedroid THICC?

these gook kids have zero mojo in these interviews. given slacks isnt really funny but cmon, fucking dead as a brick, never look a girl in the eye ricemunchers

Nig here she is fat.

>cuming

>>>/twitchchat/

Very few supports scale well into late game though.

>enjoying watching lelda get btfo

honestly an episode is on repeat gets boring after awhile

just fat

ITS TIME TO WATCH MY BOY ARTOUR WIN SOME DOTES

>Nig here
prove it

>we have had 100 sex partners and SHIEEET
You sure showed China at ti didn't you? All that sex makes white people great again.

i've got some bad news user...

Wouldn't call her fat. Shes pudgy but not fat. Would probably get drunk and bone her and not talk to her ever again.

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>mfw when americans need a safety zone around them while walking so if they trip they don't kill anyone under them

Damn she looks like she might have downs or something. Very sad.

fug

ill wait a bit before i finish my last required lpq game then

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>pros can do no wrong!
>don't make fun of my brain dead 1.5 second stunbot who was tanky in the early game and SHIT

Pros almost never get aghs even on rubick. It's like they hate scaling into the lategame so they can blame the carry when they lose.

Tfw brown eyes

>i post bad memes on internet

epic, gook, truly epic

Healthy young woman goes to Dota 2, gets flamed in Spanish, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

I was just playing along calm down master troll

Make your pros pick some other heroes instead of ogre before you talk. Just because swindle is great at interviews and banter doesn't mean he's worth Jack shit

why do you post here ?
you should probably play the game more often, you have no idea what ur on about

So, now that Trump is president, when do we get the great internet wall to bar off all of Latin America from our servers?

I swear the average age of arteezy fans is 12

be nice it's at least 16

>there are people who care about rtc in 2016
I thought we hated that high school dropout stoner junkie manchild

can you stop projecting, jackie chan?