/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

too awkward to make lalafriends edition

>Patch 3.45 Notes
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>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXIII
Friday, November 25, 2016 at 3:00 a.m. (PST)
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>Stormblood Expansion Teaser
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>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
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>Previously on /xivg/:

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first for not elk

wtf

well hey, that's something. At least things are interesting again.

I can't help it, it just fills me with the warm and fuzzies.
>Walk into the study
>they're glaring at the the top row of books
>slowly slide the foot stool around the corner.
>they look over, and then away, you can catch a glimpse of their cheeks darkening.
I once joked that I would give them a piggy back ride so they could "see like an elezen does", no end to the shin-kicking from that.

/thumbsup

xth for cats. :3

vintage c@butt

Post pics of what you want your partner to look like.

Remember to join the gilgamesh ls! No ippiki's allowed.

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I'm in a good mood, so males can post!
In fact, post all the hot males!

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no gays either

>no end to the shin-kicking from that.
You deserved it for bullying them, user.

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>pictures worth a thousand words
I've got this.
Midlander or shorter
non-shit-nose
non-slut-glam
done.

literally looks like a lala meria

YOU HEARD THEM

POST HOT MALES

fresh c@butt

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>tfw will never effortlessly lift merias tiny form and carry her around in my arms while she stutters about being heavy and to put her down
>will never boop her nose with mine and watch her blush even further before putting her back down and patting her on the head

>will never
why not?

>all those
is this what a healthy server population looks like?

It hurt

f@ c@ t@s

don't forget to pat a roe today

yes

I've never talked to her

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no time like the present

He's ugly

>bullying
And they loved every minute of it.

don't forget the all important.
>you hand them something
>their shoulder suddenly sag under the weight
>they half turn and start walking, waddling with the items.
Be still my beating heart.

EXCUSE YOU

knight of ishgard desiring oblivion and demise seeks voidsent female that wants same pst

STOPMAKINGFUNOFMEWHENIAMDOINGMYBEST

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hello xivg!

how does sex even work with 5'0 girls if you're above 6'

Just messing around in character creation. I'm a simple woman with simple DILF needs.

Like normal sex? What?

hello cute highlander
post butt when you find the time to do so!

put ponos in vagoo

>knight
>uses a peasant tool

my butt is covered with armor!

'Suuup 'suuup 'suuup.

/pet

Furniture. And clever positioning.
Also it makes other things more convenient.
because i'm a mixture of hopeless romantic and horrible degenerate.

yes, and many get off on the size difference

It's not great unless they're very spacious. Internal bruising sounds hot, but really isn't.

>mfw now imagining lewds with eggy
fuck you

A cute

I'll find a way to change that.

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God damn it you people it's easy, you can still do missionary you just have to hunch more, you can do doggy, she just has to lift her ass more, you can still do sideways and their backs usually fit really snuggle against your front, you can still have her sit on top of you, etc.
The only thing you can't really do is fucking standing up.

>giving your input on something you know nothing about

are these fat enough?

tfw 5'1
ex was 6'3
worked fine because he didnt have a megadick

>Internal bruising sounds hot, but really isn't.

haha small benis :-----DDDDD

I'm sorry user.

>you can't really do is fucking standing up.
not with that attitude.
Hence furniture. Book shelves are great, they stand on the 2nd shelf with their arms holding the top one.
Or if they're really strong they hold your arms and let their feet hang while you hold the book shelf.

Satire has gone too far.

>can't progress with Main story before I do satasha
>20 min queue time

why

When I say standing up I mean you don't lift her or she's not supported on anything, you just stand, it depends on the height but either you have to crouch like a dumbass or she has to jump.

>why
Because you're playing a dps spec. What server?

My free company is kicking all Trump supporters.

youtu.be/9XJVAMCiUBg

That's not how this works at all!

You're supposed to post something like this

Leviathan....

yes, he is...

20 minutes isn't very long, go into the sound settings and put system sounds to play in the background. then you can hear when the queue pops while you're alt tabbed

Great sadness...

Small asian girls like lean, tall white guys, I don't know what it is.

You're missing the point just a bit. The actual positions work out just fine, but the internal mechanics are something else entirely.

her up on a kitchen counter a best

>reading all these lewd posts
I wish I had a sex drive.

same

I love you.

asexuality doesn't exist

do not lewd with xivg
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>tfw all these warm feels
>tfw imagining sitting between gentle giant's crossed legs on the floor and leaning back against him
>tfw imagining him smiling softly and resting his chin on my head

"Oh my little kitten, my feet ache from travelling in the snow...but why don't you clean the dirt from my shoes before you move onto them. Wouldn't want to go out in public with dirty shoes, and show disrespect for the ishgardians, would we!?" She leaned over to deliver a hearty slap to her mooncat slave. "And posthaste, I don't have time to waste you worthless slut."

>posting all this cringy shit in a public forum
#LiesForRT

Me too.

>pastebin.com/cMRiEAEQ
Jesus christ, is that fake or is this really real?

>fold hands in lap
>he folds his hands over them
>they're like twice the size
shivers, every time.

Yet you are not posting hot males.

Because I don't have any, dear user.

>you will never get harassed by Faye Covington

truly post

Ada is the REAL deal. No fucking idea who Mutsu is though.

truly post

posted on /d/ either right before or right after hw came out, i forget.

Mutsu is Sera.

Ada, this is pretty bad...

I wish I didn't.

Summoning Sandcat

Big boobs are full of fat.

Best boobs are small.

HEAR THE ECHOS OF TRUTH.

Well well well~. Someone's lookin' Sofine today.

Go get some then.

How do I squish CG's melon head?

I don't think he ever claimed to be good. He's a gonzo writer. Lewd as fuck.

7/10

>see the moment he realizes how much bigger he is than you
>watch as he tries to be so, so gentle
>he's terrified of hurting you, even a little
>ow my kokoro

Easier said than done...

Literally looks like someone hit the randomize button and chose the first abomination.

Talking about both of you.

Please don't respond to my posts, Aaron.

it's from ~a year or more ago

also but i have no idea what gonzo means

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