Dota2 gen /d2g/

tfw no dota gf

how do i get a dotard gf

is ephey going to be deported? i hope she isn't, i really like her stream ;_;

also shes kinda cute, haha

did you fall asleep for 3 days?

you should see a doctor

>mfw sing strims

>mfw adelaide?

nice comprehension doturds >:3

adelaide

dota gfs are uglyyou need a tendo gf

Why are you still playing this game if you aren't Chinese

xzlol dota 2 a funny game kik giid night moom/>NON?

I want to steal your hat

I love Zai

I had a tendo coworker who had stunning features and watched anime but she had a child at like 16 and I wasnt interested in being a father

>not gen 1

...

>no Great Ape hero
um, dotards???

tiago thought he could another thread
not so fast lole

was the kid white at least?

Now that's what I call a fail boat xP

>Was a Bernout
>had to watch Trump win, not even Hillary
how has Purge not killed himself yet?

Fuck this stupid hero. QoP is unplayable this patch because of support Kunkka bullshit LOL X MARKS YOUR COCK JAJAJAJA, and Chen is unplayable this patch because LOL I BOAT AND ALL YOUR CREEPS ARE DEAD EVERY 50 SECOND COOLDOWN JAJAJAJA.

Pirate buttfucker needs to get his shit nerfed.

yes

but she was 19 and i was 21 too young for me to take responsibility for a hot nerd gf

bitch (male) fucking screams daddy issues m8

he's a cuck
they enjoy it

>when /d2g/ found his beaner gf's twitter and all the pictures of her son

top lel

purge has a beaner gf?

>please be careful not to mix cultural concepts in your designs, such as traditional divisions between the dress of children and adults, warriors and civilians, and upper and lower classes.

why is valve so desperate for the chinese cock?

wait how many dota 2 people are confirmed for actual 'cucks'?
>taking care of another man's child

I'm new, who or what is adelaide?
something like a dg2 waifu?

yeah she was on the town stream that bts did

Tfw no kunkka bf

all western dota players are cucks

Western events : Diretide, frostivus
skipped because bones and laziness

Eastern events : new bloom
never skipped, every year there is something

there wasn't dick this year

china is by far the largest chunk of the dota player base

I realized, fellow shitposting memers, that at the rate the world is going, we will discover aliens within the next 6 months.

I cant believe we havent had a christmas event in like 3 years, what the fuck Valve

>win solo offlane as fucking Nyx versus a JUGGERNAUT and JAKIRO
>kill them both thrice
>18 minute aghs
>life is sweet
>suddenly the game carries out for another 40 minutes
>I'm just a mana eater and nothing more at this point
>we're going to lose, doesn't matter how much space I made
>team is incapable of not clumping up for QoP + Warlock ult
>lose 4 teamfights back to back
>suddenly everyone but a few disconnect
>they all reconnect immediately
>"MMR will not be scored due to poor connectivity"

SAVED FROM THE MMR ASSASSINS.

they got item sets and a questline for the battlepass

more than we got that year for sure

I really don't mind there not being any more gay hatgrinds

How do you build Viper?

shoot yourself in the head

tanky

do you really prefer your teammate picking stupid shit and going jungle because his quest in ranked?

at least these events never affected normal games (outside of that pa one)

rude and immature

i wouldnt know, i played viper like 3 times before realizing how boring he was and never played him again. probably the same way you would play drow

>Vaginas
Puke

>3D
Disgusting desu

>3D

Hej!

our senpai :3

dead game dead thread

who is going to boston for the major? i personally plan to kick the living shit out of some of you if you show up

n-no bully

be sure to call me a sissy faggot
I'll suck your dick as an ironic joke

Adelaide?

If Lebanon shows up I will personally put him in the hospital.

I was going to, until I checked the hotel prices. Fuck that shit.

Why is Wraith King the only hero that has one button?

>he doesnt have connections irl

do you think sumail calls yawar onii-chan?

>he cant afford a few hundred dollars

I just heard your EG was 2:0'd by ehome
hahahahahahaha

how do i into invoker? i have zero real games with him but ive been messing around in 10v10 and its been enjoyable.

jump off a cliff

how much longer till tier 4 esports

pls

sup /d2g/ays haven't followed anything since ti

how good are the boys?

SO DED

it's fridey night
/d2g/ is out clubbing

...

...

realistically how hard is it to get laid if you go to a bar at night? im just an average guy. but im 6'1...

how do i club?

What do you do when the opponent is so bad that it becomes impossible to read and outplays you?

I haven't reminded you losers in a while so take notice that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

Why are you posting one of my pastas?

Can you like, let this place die. It's better off this way anyway.

you turn off your brain

STOP POSTING AND LET THIS PLACE DIE ALREADY, YOU RETARD.

>the lowest skill ceiling dota 2 has ever had
>SingSing is still not competitive enough to be on a team

>he doesn't have more commends then matches played
if your team wasn't happy with you enough to commend you after a game well played, you are the cancer of the dota 2 community

>Sing watches Scrubs

OUR GUY

Kill yourself is probably the biggest shibboleth of an underage redditor

>aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined
what did he mean by this?

Kill your self.

sorry I'm not buddhist

Throw yourself in front of a moving truck.

driver slams on the brakes :)

Throw yourself off a building then.

im super fucking drunk

convince me not to queue for a game

Kill urself.