/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward Genera

ERP Edition

>Patch 3.45 Notes
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>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXIII
Friday, November 25, 2016 at 3:00 a.m. (PST)
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>Stormblood Expansion Teaser
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>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
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>Previously on /xivg/:

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xth for not enough catbois avatarfagging.

Lalafell are made to lalafuck. - Ada "Alleged ERPER" Adaphel

Today's gonna be a good day!

imgay

ERP? Me?

Ada "Pedophile" Adaphel

hello

Remember that you can't spell ERP without ER.

I don't know what that means, but it probably means something.

Emergency Room?

Emergency Room, do enough damage to send me there please

Emergency mind

One can hope!
Or it'll all go to shit like usual.

I have a raid static that I like, a house that would demolish if I took an extended break, an fc that I don't mind, my ls full of friends that I enjoy chatting with and took many months to form strong friendships with some of them, but the game is starting to bore the shit out of me. I tried crafting, gathering, changing mains, gardening, achievements, whatever, but I'm almost at the end of my rope. This would be the first time I've ever left so much in a virtual world behind. Would you all just keep paying and log on every now and then to keep things going, or would you just leave the game? I'm really tight on money right now so even the monthly fee is costing me a bit, but if I leave that's probably the end for my ffxiv playtime for good. Expansion looks a bit like more of the same so far and I highly doubt it will be that enjoyable. Plus it's a year away, and I really doubt I can last that long. Anyone else deal with this before?

Should i go to my crush's EB ceremony?

youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM

This is the part where you become a degenerate.

no
bad idea

>I'm really tight on money right now so even the monthly fee is costing me a bit, but if I leave that's probably the end for my ffxiv playtime for good. Expansion looks a bit like more of the same so far and I highly doubt it will be that enjoyable. Plus it's a year away, and I really doubt I can last that long. Anyone else deal with this before?
Drop it nigga. Just make a discord to keep in touch or something.

How do I become this "degenerate" that you speak of? I really need to break the habit and get a job I'm low on money.

hi

who is your crush...?

>brown
>claws
Yummeeeh.
Thanky.

Too young to be a mother.

yeah, and object to the wedding

some soft degenerate

Erp with people and get addicted to the sense of companionship it beings to give yourself a reason to log on~!

But really get yourself a job man. When you work your play time becomes much more valuable.

>raid for the first time two weeks ago
>from then on want to do nothing but raid
>rest of the game feels boring as shit
>start neglecting daily roulettes out of boredom
>just want to raid
>would raid without my raidgroup if it didn't mean they'd only get one chest on our raidnights
What's wrong with me, /xivg/?

Wtb cute maid or rugged but fatherly butler to bring me a cough drop or hot chamomile tea w/honey and fluff my pillows.

what's up

The only Au Ra I've ever liked on my server

hmu

Not much. How about you?

You raid ;)

...

tfw no catboi butler to serve me and pay him in pets

>Public ERP

Why is this a thing

Nobody would care if you died.

i would

It's called roleplaying, honey. You're suppose to act like it and fulfill my sexual fantasies.

Where....
That would be nice but I don't want to get him sick on accident...

>Wants to get into the whole ERP thing.
>Tries it a few times but it just feels awkward and not right.
Is there any alternative way to do lewd stuff with other players in FFXIV without the whole fanfic tier writing stuff?

cam for me

Ask stinky

Wherever you want.

Post your crush's initials.
Hard mode: which ward they live in.

What do you want novelia tier writing?
Jokes aside talking dirty is pretty fun.
I actually prefer it over ERPing.

How does that work...?

That's some stalker shit.

We are in full euro hours now Americans are sleeping let's see what's on the thre...
>Gay losers
Talk about peak hours, lmao

U.A.
The Waking Sands.

My bedside!

C-cute! I've got a cold so I don't wanna give him my germs!

>Americans are sleeping
>at 1130/0230 on a friday night

We can fap to each others' characters if you want.

American here. I work tomorrow so I'm being irresponsible and shitposting on my phone while in bed.

Highlanders

any NA servers that are populated that aren't gilgamesh/balmung?

Even shitposters need their beauty sleep, lets go kiddo.

Leviathan and Excalibur.

Are there any notorious ebins you would still like to get to know despite any infamy they've attained?

Fiiiine...
Thanks again for running roulettes with me earlier.

...

sure im up for that

I guess dirty talking is a lot better imo

I just can't get into the whole pretend stuff like I then grab your butt, slapping it and then thrust my big dick into your wet pussy might be a bad example but it does not turn me on at all.
I'd rather make use of the stuff in game, like if someone tells you to undress you undress your character and so on, instead of "pretend writing it" you actually do it. But it seems impossible to actually find people that prefers it that way.

sugi....

youtube.com/watch?v=WRu_-9MBpd4

are you calling me sugi or saying you want to know sugi?

Anytime, little dude.

I started fapping to fanfics, but I can't even imagine fapping while having to type or create an actual text scenario with someone at the same time. I can't fap to my own pictures and I can't fap to my own stories. I think those things together would ruin the entire experience. It's a complete mystery to me how some people fap to that stuff.

Post happiness.

>full euro hours
>it's 8-10 AM on a Saturday in most euro countries
>implying most eurofags didn't go to bed just a few hours ago because they were up all night erping with Americans

Your actions are going to be pretty limited if you expect there to actually be emotes for anything going on.

Okay!
>mfw reading your image

>Euro hours
>8-10 AM, on a Saturday
Most people would be sleeping in. I'm only awake because I work Saturdays and leave just after 9

Gotta do both, niggly.
You set up the basic scenery. Get into position. Dress/undress to the proper amounts, then start to undress as your actions dictate.
Beyond that you just gotta use your imagination but setting up the scene with the characters is HIGHLY IMPORTANT.

don't cry user :(

Leviathan or Excalibur?

Who'd be my friend___?

when and where, you can report it.

It sounds like you've ran into some pretty awful Gaia tier rpers. You need to find people who know how to use imagery correctly and how to write creatively.

S.S.

are cute, yes?

Leviathan has a much bigger /xivg/ presence than Excalibur nowadays, so head there if you want a more sizable group to do content with.
That being said if you do come to excal hang out in Limsa for a bit and i'll add you.

It's also that, you're just spending all your time thinking about what to write and how to "counter" what your partner just wrote, I have no idea how people enjoy fapping while doing all that.

My experience has always been people purely writing "story scenarios". And because I've never done it before I just went with the ride.

And I'm not that good at writing myself, so I can't really be choosy

Excal is a hotbed of drama, avoid.

>I'd rather make use of the stuff in game, like if someone tells you to undress you undress your character and so on,

God I hate this shit, nothing is cringier to me than people trying to "do" what you're writing in-game. We're never gonna be able to simulate it man just let it go.

Well I'm on Excalibur.

Too late, I'm drown in tears.

Ay yo Ippiki could you be any more of a beta bitch

>implying most eurofags didn't go to bed just a few hours ago because they were up all night erping with Americans
>tfw I used to do this
Used to go to bed at 7am because I stayed up all night ERPing... Don't do like me boyos.

I have an account on Leviathan! But I don't have a chance to add anyone for now, so... hit me up later.

Just keep on erping and you'll find out how to write soon enough. :^)

>people still care about this forced 2D character's death
Wasn't even riveting when it happened

Wish they'd give everyone on the MSQ a similar fate because they're about as interesting as rocks

>I have no idea how people enjoy fapping while doing all that.
Some people can but I can't do it one handed, I just save the logs and jerk to it later.
>And I'm not that good at writing myself
Comes with practice, and having a good grasp on the language. Just not for everybody.
I'd go fucking dry too if there was like math-based porn or some shit, and there'd be some turbonerd replying to me with "YEAH I'D FAP TO THAT"

Ippiki is asleep.

Less people on excal, More (admittedly autistic) people on levi.

I'll wait for levi to open, then.

I'm on excal, I'd hang out with you, probably.

>people still care about this forced 2D character's death
uhhhh hello this is 3d are you blind

These hitboxes really make me think

What, you'd rather have Minfilia back?

>I have no idea how people enjoy fapping while doing all that.
I don't get off to ERPing, I just enjoy the tingles in my brain I get from it.

too late
greetings from glorious GMT

GMT+1 here.
Go to bed user.

i have a million of these

Two dimensional personality.

I don't think any character is well-written in this game, just by nature of the material. This is Final Final Fantasy after all, and interesting characters are few and far between

I'd rather have a 100 more "forced" characters like Haurche than have to listen to a bunch of people who are supposedly my "friends" use me for their own gains and then have the game try to make me feel sad for them when they inevitably die.