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Are you ready for season 3 /owg/?

Sombra would be %1000 better if she was white

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that's pretty funny

This is a qt blueberry.
>tfw no Smugberry to hug

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gib sauce

Frog and rabbit

why does she look so negro, isnt she supposed to be mexican ?

>tfw on 5 match losing streak

I love Hana.

Jamison Fawkes!

no

autismos can experience emotion. in fact they can experience so much emotion it's overwhelming which is why waifus and neckbeards are a thing

why does master overwatch calculate a draw as a non-win when doing the win rate percentage?

It's almost impossible to have >50% win rate because I have 32 draws. I should have 30+ more wins than losses only to be at 50%.

This is bullshit. Draws are practically null-matches. Win percentage should take into account only actual win and losses.

Now even if I have more wins than losses I have a

>tfw it'll probably take a long time to figure out how much she knows

If they're going to do story stuff I just wish it didn't take so long to advance.

tumblr

>why does master overwatch calculate a draw as a non-win when doing the win rate percentage?

because draw isnt a win or loose, its a fucking draw you cuck

>Sombra Animated Short
youtube.com/watch?v=Og5-Pm4HNlI

New meme?

Nigger syndrome. Try to portray half whites as black so that the truth about niggers being the noncontributing cancer of humanity doesn't leak out. Good examples are Neil Degrasse Tyson and Obama.

>that name
Also a brony

>guy gets mad and goes Torbjorn because someone mentioned his accent
>goes a huge tirade about how white people are worthless and how he's worth so much more because he works for wall street
>one of my other teammates mentions he's not even old enough to work

???

fug

Shoutout to all the Euros who come on the NA server, trash talk America, then get all pissy when we make fun of your ridiculous accent
really makes my day

Post character themes.

youtu.be/oAUxhHz-LCM

stay strong dear user
I've had to climb all the way from silver to near diamond and I've been on a losing streak too

yea, being bilingual, what a bunch of loosers

coming back from there will be hell
should've just waited for s3, they promised they'd fix plat

>it's a person who can't play a certain character uses them on comp match

plat is hell

Should I avoid comp on the weekends?

Also works for Mei/Sombra in spite of the French bits

>playing on the weekend

How do we get Pharah and Junkrat out of meme tier?

because tumblr is racist as fuck and can't tell the difference between blacks and browns

then don't try to start political shit if you can't handle someone pointing out that your English is garbage
aren't you europeans obsessed with "bants"?

i climed to 3100 today, 400 points as solo tank/healer main, . . . they are just salty for being bad

>enemy gets mad at me for winning with an ult and acts like i was bragging about it
>i didn't even say anything in chat

when's it looking like sombra will hit public play?

It helps if I post the link.
C'est la vie.
youtube.com/watch?v=h-rj8HVW3PQ

One of the devs said the patch wouldn't hit until the time between seasons bu we also had a patch pre-load yesterday which is much earlier than we've had before.

Season ends in 12 days, i want someone to meme with, im 2400 now and was 2700's tops, hoping to get back up there again, anyone on EU in a similar situation?

Why the fuck do I get disconnected at the beginning, get banned and probably lose rank? Can blizzard not differentiate between d/C's and leaving? So fucking annoying

how can someone not make fun of your meme president, are you kidding me

how 2 get good?

. . .

how can someone not make fun of your ridiculous accent?
you sound like a dog with a mouth full of peanut butter

youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k

Is it free weekend already?

why the fuck are people even shipping a korean and a mexican

literally the worst ship in this game, even worst than those gay shimada pairing

build a wall in asia

When is Blizzard going to fix team balancing?

We need to get to the bottom of this.

Okay so the audio plays in chunks, a spooky bgm starts playing before the guy starts talking. I've put why I think is all of them in chronological order.

vocaroo.com/i/s1kMIDgF1wjJ

Transcript
>Why did you leave?
>Where were you when I needed you
>You abandoned me
>You were selfish
>Do you know
>What I've become.

Just stand in the office with any of the original Overwatch founding team members and attempt to use the computer. Eventually something will start. It only works if you have a skin enabled. I've tested the following to have work:

Captain Amari
Night Ops 76
Stonehardt

Whats strange though is that I'm on Japanese settings for the PTR yet this is all in english.

For the life of me though I can't get the voice to say Jack. Someone want to datamine the PTR to find the rest of it?

you are covered head to toe in shit and you still make desperate attempts to make fun out of someone who has dirt shoes, rofl, you got me m8

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groups makes things incredibly difficult for the match maker. s

good, I got you, just stop crying
don't throw shit at people if you can't take it when they throw shit back

It could always be worse though.

Come on m8, this is from Star Wars Rebels. No need to keep it going.

youtube.com/watch?v=U1mlCPMYtPk

Really?

t. JJ Abrams

Its JUST like you to try to cover up literal shit with film effects just to try to make it sparkle.

youtube.com/watch?v=MBbRQKt_gq0

Hello user! I noticed you've been posting a lot the past few threads, and I just wanted to say it's good to meet you! Do you like Hana?

How many times have you watched this?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZkrUEpJ3S2E

>widowmaker can see people through walls
>doesnt see sombra cutting a deal with slav bitch

sasuga

Sombra's rubbery latex bodysuit.

Too accurate and too real

0 times
I don't care about the tumblr "fandom" at all or the con/cosplay scene in the slightest
only the game

She was busy watching the perimeter like Reaper told her to.

comix

Nice ruse

Which fetish op poster? what fetish?

>Sombra VA
HNNNG
Torb's VA is GOAT

She was obviously suspicious at the end

"Oh dude! Your fly's open! Let me fix that for you bro!"

I bet you aren't even a grandmaster

Is there any vids of the voice actors playing the game?

they're mostly the same person but we only know drwhooves is the cuck/blacked/aces of spades poster because he puts his name in the filename

only frog boy

youtube.com/watch?v=m_ajGeI1W3g

So were Widow and Reaps in on Volskya cutting deals with Omnics or were they trying to off her for a completely different reason?

>Symmetra's AAAAAA
every time

I care about my rank even less than I care about fan "art", and I'm still in diamond

>Reaper conveniantly detained in the robot room even though he can teleport literally anywhere or just fucking turn into smoke
Did anyone else here cringe a little when he said "SOMBRA YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE US!!!"

>There are 3 Soldier 76s

There's one of Lucio's VA literally being a noob with Lucio

>tfw you want to be a fictional character

>38 hours as junkrat
>12 hours as reaper
>in 3rd place, hanzo
w-what

you should become hana song and be my girlfriend

I want to fuck them both. Is there any ugly VA in Overwatch.

Symmetra is fucking amazing.

youtube.com/watch?v=yNpMiT5qpyI

And Widowmaker is supposed to be the emotionless character