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>NEWS & STREAMS
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tfw no cute dota gf

Why is EU dota so absolutely shit, bros?

...

When do the good teams play?

...

Swedish Farm Poke Dota.
Where essentially Alliance spend the game waiting for the enemy team to tilt and throw.

The problem is that Slav dive Dota is better to watch.

Lack of decent captains, and Puppey sucking the only decent players into his shitfest.

Anyone want Timbersaw lessons.

>undying used his ult so he is a bit harder to kill
what is this meme

>SEAcret
>somehow responsible for EU being bad
?

when ya boi on the timber

>eu dota

Next time invite russians.

>song of the siren now has a 180/170/160s cooldown

there dota is fixed

alliance are like almost winning vs a top 3 na team

>NA's top 3 are 10x better than every single EU team

really makes you think

>10x better
>almost losing to a sub top 10 eu team

So Envy can literally only play Mirana mid?

yes please

Alliance is just as good if not better than OG and Liquid.

That's how fucking shit Liquid and OG are.
That is the current state of dota in the europeon union.

Don't allow any delusional OG or Liquid fancucks to try to pretend they're better than this

@160024939
>Alliance is just as good if not better than OG and Liquid.

terrible, terrible bait

shuffles are a mistake

Liquid is just as shitty as they were when bulba was on the team.

>OG / Liquid are good

Lebanon working overtime today i see

Right now, EU Dota is like the poor family that has to make a stew with the leftovers from previous meals just to not starve.
They should just do what NA Dota did, find new captains, and new players, because right now, all they have is washed up has-beens.

>Casters won't check who on Alliance has Cloak/Hood/Pipe/Glimmer Cape
This is why Purge is a good casters. He will point it out.

make the son NP user

>almost 2017
>d2g still stuck in 'na vs eu' mode
>western shitters aren't even trying to compete with china anymore

Don't worry Loda will carry his ass home after this game

>EU dota getting BTFO hard
>d-d--don't post on d2g while it's going on!!!
>i need a safe space for my garbage teams from my garbage region

>find new captains
Where do we find new captains when you imported ours in your teams

The only thing Loda has carried in the last few years is his dinner into his cuckshed

>atos now instantly kills illusions

Fixed your shitty item and nerfed illusion siege in one move.

why didnt you include liquid at 2016?

what if Atos is now Aoe

SAY MY NAME

>TFW CHINA VS CHINA FOR EVERY MAJOR FINAL FROM NOW ON
>TFW "M-M-M-MUH WESTERN REGION WARS"
>TFW YOU WILL NEVER BE AN AMERIFAT OR A YUROPOOR

>NP beating Alliance

Is there a bigger version of this pic?

>NP has 3000-4000 magic burst damage
>Only Lion has a Cloak item
>Dragon Knight reached 12k net worth and stopped farming
>Bat doesn't have a cloak
This is throw dota.

>yurop dota in 2016

dumb frogposter

why is alliance still a team?
why is loda still trying to play this game?
how the fuck do you lose to such a predicable np draft?

b-but we have BKB

do -as effects affect illus? i know bonus as apart from agility doesnt help them, but it sounds weird to have them immune to -as spells/items aswell

From pubs.
I'm pretty sure there might be some 7k pubstomper that might have better shotcalling and decision-making than Loda, although, to be fair, that's not really a high point

Why aren't there any t1 Peruvian teams

>Fifty Shades of Gray

Into the trash with both of them.

how is song into disruption balanced?

>americucks think alliance is a good team

yeah, maybe in na

>Naga ult still hasn't been nerfed.
rofl.

when will pros learn bkb is a game losing item. Bkb didnt do shit this game and alliance bought it on all three cores

>he thinks OG or liquid or any other EU team are any better than leliance

YOUR
WHOLE
REGION
IS
TRASH

?

>men watch porn
>women read it
literotica is GOAT

That's literally porn for women.

why do teams pick Dragon Knight?

you mean like miracle, matumba, jerax, ana, mind_control, sonneiko, vanskor, lil, general?

>trying to damage control this hard

euro dota is already in the grave

It means she is down to fuck

>CIS is part of the yurocuck union
every
single
time

see your region representing teams at bost- oh wait

Best dota host!

>he's fulfilling the american 'I am god awful at geography' stereotype

WHY THE FUCK DID EVNY TP INTO THE ALLIANCE BASE

LONDON

>tfw you are not a member of the union of yuropeon cuckolds

THE
ENTIRE
REGION

ITS
PEOPLE

IT'S
POLITICS

AND
ITS
DOTA

IS
FUCKING
HOT
GARBAGE

He leaped and got stuck in the trees

>china is EU
>india is EU
>russia is EU

BKB means you don't get chain stunned.
Its very useful.

In this game, it protects against Arrow, Static Storm Item Disable, Ravage and Naga ulti.
But since it doesn't protect against Net, yeah....

Dragons damage towers.
Red & Blue Dragons have Splash damage.
Easy laning.

Here is the problems in this game:
1. No itemization for damage, meaning the splash isn't great
2. Could have replaced BKB with a Glimmer
3. Stopped farming, so no real item to do anything past 12k networth

Hey! Nice karma senpai!

reddit.com/user/nadoter/

>is 28 years old
>tries to look like 38
What does it mean?

That was an entertaining morning.

Catch you yurocucks later

NA vs EU is the only entertaining match up.

Almost none of those are captains, and they're stuck in teams that are the shitty formula of "le ebin allstar" that simply don't work.
Take DemoN, for instance. The guy went to PerĂº, then the Phillipines, and came back to get get top 8 at TI.
Secret got RTZ, EE, PLD and Uni together and it was fucking trash.

NWNL IMAGE BROS WW@?

Women age like milk.

>she is 28
wow that's almost as old as my parents LOL

+1

I want to marry her.

>all the signs in my captcha said "dead end"

Omens be damned.

lol our boy EE is winning his games WOWOWOWOW


standing up for anime like a boss

>tier 3 team beats a tier 4 team

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So what do you propose EU teams do? start grabbing captains from china or SEA?

he dropped nichijou btw.

time to watch some actual fucking dota boys

wings or ehome?

>NP is better than OG, Liquid, Alliance and AF, the EU teams of dota

?

Wing gods obviously.

They obliterated everyone at TI.

>anime beats numales
HAHA butthurted aren't you?
sorry the piercings, tattoos and cuckoldry isn't winning

>EHOME vs Wings
Who's ready for some Chink dota? Who we cheering for?

That, or just make better captains.
But, yea, grabbing players from other regions would actually be a good idea, since this fucking All [X Nation/Continent] Teams are simply not fucking working.

>he dropped shitty unfunny anime
OUR GUY

steal ixmike.
jk that patriot would sooner kill himself than live in the bongistan of eu.

He gave evangelion a 1

always Wings

>western women

Shit taste.

Boring. Wings is too good, can't get any hype from it since it'll always be a one sided match.

Both are based but I'm cheering for wings, especially my boy faith_bian

he was right. EVA is overrated. DEEP LMAO

nichijou is a moeshit meme

I'd let her eat me, if you know what i mean

I though he had bad taste.

What did he give re zero

>CN dota