/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

Activision-Blizzard is the absolute WORST video game developer within the last two thousand years. This shit is so bland and uncreative that now God will not save us in the second coming edition

>New Expansion cards
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>Arena Help
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Go ahead, check out everyone's reaction to Don Han'Cho

>Arena
>Opponent plays Fel Reaver
>Try to mill him
>See this
o fuck

>Opponent hovers over stealthed minion

How to Rogue/Warlock/Shaman play it with more than 0 life?

play Hearthstone

is that anduin?

Real thread

>stoneclaw totem has a snake on it

Shaman can Mistcaller.
Rogue can just Burgle some buff-in-hand card :^)

too strong?

The developers need to go through and look at every card currently in the game to identify why only a small percentage of them ever get used.

The balance is so horrible in the game its unreal that they can be called professionals.

Try and make me Warcraft faggot.

Too shit.

They still get paid so they don't care

Holy shit what a lame effect, awful waste of some good art. This whole STATS STATS STATS gimmick is fucking dry as fuck.

Learn to card text, shitter.

>Alexstraza>Frostbolt>Icelance x2

This is your big chance, SV shill, does this happen in that game?

...

Really makes you think.

They are pretty decent at defending their shitty design decisions.

Also, everyone will be jerking off to priest and probably shaman still, so who cares about the other classes.

Alright that ching chong answer from eloise was actually pretty good

>removal is still garbage so the only way to fight overstatted bullshit minions is with other overstatted bullshit minions
I will unironically quit the game if this set is as bad as it looks.

It's going to depend on what else we get. If there's anything that can SERIOUSLY use +5/5 in your hand, like a battle cry that deals his attack to all enemies, or charge and a battle cry that doubles his attack, or something like that, then he might be useful.

...technically no.

>ching chong

Internet personality or not, Eloise is genuinely hilarious. Cute and cute accent to boot. She must get hit on all the time. A funny girl is so goddamn rare too, but she always makes me laugh.

Decent removal exists in every class, it's just not used because the meta favors large numbers of medium sized minions instead of huge overstatted ones. If these buffs push the game into that territory, we'll see more Polymorphs and Assassinates, and less Fire Balls and Shadow Strikes

Han'Cho is pretty boring but he's seems strong honestly

Hey guys, how's it going, 2014 Kripparrian here, and today I want to talk about a great new game called Prismata.

>Nerf owl
>Nerf BGH
>MSG out
>Game becomes a shit show

They should unnerf owl and BGH when the expansion hit.

>Decent removal exists in every class

Vanish is too fucking expensive and Blade Flurry got gutted.

BGH is fair at 5 mana.

If the meta shifts to smaller numbers of larger minions, you'll want targeted removal like Assassinate, Sap, or Patient Assassin, not AoEs like Vanish and Blade Flurry.

>Assassinate
Too expensive
>Sap
You only have 2
>Patient Asassin
Maybe

if the meta shifts just continu playing freezemage for the Xth time. I'm serious.

>5 mana 4/2 against aggro
>Fair

3 mana is good enough with the next expansion. There will be so many minion with 7+ attack that 2 BGH is simply not gonna cut it, so they will have to play class removal too.

firebat is actually really smart

>>Assassinate
>Too expensive
Not if you're killing a 6 mana minion your opponent spent 2 mana and another card buffing

Is Eloise trying to get nerds to fall for her with retard moe?

>b-but muh blizzard doesnt need to steal from a shitty weeb game
BLIZZTARDS BTFO

Yeah. It's working on my lonely ass.

>Make card with a basic theme for one expansion
>No one NEVER, EVER uses it
>create a new expansion
>take this theme
>copy and paste to to 30% of the new cards
>call it a day

B R A V O

T E A M 5

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watch out I got banned for 3 days for discussing trump in here ON THE FUCKING ELECTION DAY.

But that's a real card they announced

good

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS

DONT TELL ANYBODY YOU FUCKING RETARD

> 8\10 Al'akir

shit shelter doesnt even come with food

not a shaman neutral

Its not much but what do you think lads?

>Implying winds isn't already a staple in hunter, paladin, or warrior

Yes, its dumb as fuck and people fall easy as hell

>not a shaman neutral

Should Blizzard give up on Hearthstone and make a CCG based on Diablo?

I think you're a faggot who pulled this before

Why not go full HOTS and just have Blizzard The Gathering?

>they'll use D3 characters and not the superior D2 variants

Okay, I'm gonna pirate it, are you happy now?
You can't pull the same shit twice user, that's not how it works.

>get to rank 5
>start getting a bit of ladder anxiety
>get to rank 4
>big burst of ladder anxiety, stop playing for a day
>get to rank 3
>big burst of ladder anxiety, stop playing for a day
Fuck this shit, I just want to get legend once. I'm too scared to go back

Pussy ass BITCH

Just do your best user

Do you tilt?

>nervously hover over succubus/secret keeper/kezan mystic/huge toad/master of ceramonies
>wonder if opponent knows I'm jacking it to the zoomed in card art

>Golden priest is almost impossible to get
Post stats for coming golden meta

>He's not 60 everywhere
Cmon user, I'm 60 everywhere since ~TGT or so

user, a fuckton of cards weren't nerfed
many decks (hunter, mage, etc) purposely choose not to run single target removal because
A: they prefer not to actually interact with the opponent
B: they prefer to go face, and you can't polymorph or hunters mark the face
C: since naxx/gvg rotated out there just arent many targets

for example, try running earth shock
it'll sit in your hand constantly since there's nothing to silence anymore

I played a little at beta but quit cause mtg was a better game
I came back a week before LoE but lost my account info, so it's a work in progress
>More big minions
Why play bgh off curve when you can play aggro on curve?

At least you'll never be me
>About to rank up to Legend
>Enemy Priest plays Stranglethorn Tiger
>Warning: Obvious Inner Fire play
>Legitimately wondering how this meme deck got up to here
>Stack my side of the board with Taunt heroes
>He buffs it up to 36/36
>Waiting on him to break Stealth so I can spell that monstrosity off the board and make his entire deck useless
>He Mass Dispels

this series is ridiculous to watch
dogjizz have arena trash and elobat have tier-1 metadecks

i was top 100 legend aggro hunter and back in the day even with tirion and claw and all other taunts it wasnt worth running earth shock

What are the rules to this tournament?

>try to come up with own deck idea
>cool the win condition will be like this, that's a fresh spin, and it puts all these cards with unique and interesting mechanics to use
>of course, as my deck isn't built entirely around face damage, I'll have to run a few mandatory survival and board control cards
>will need to run 2 doomsayers
>I have to get some heals in because that's just the way of it
>will need some taunts too
>two board clears aren't enough I'll need to take a few more
>never mind, fuck the entire fucking thing, fuck the game, fuck 98% of the cards in my collection, fuck blizzard, fuck the meta, fuck me and fuck you

what was it?

Yes, pretty easily.

It's a bad feel. I've made it to rank 1 multiple times before but then I just start going on random losing streaks and can never break into legend.

whoever falls asleep first loses

>>try to come up with own deck idea
A recipe for disaster.
These days I'm more the netdeck/do quests asap/get rank 5 asap /switch game kind of guy.

A shame cause I'm a Johnny in every other card games.

more like eadric the pure garbage

anything that's not an agressive face deck designed around figuring out how many cards you can play in one turn and scribbling over your opponents side of the board with a black marker because it's not relevant

I've made dozens of shit decks and only a few actually worked in the end, though even then only around rank 14

one was a warlock deck that runs reno, n'zoth, yogg, and has a win condition of 20 or 28 damage leeroy/PO/faceless manip combo with emperor, I don't know how it worked so well it just did

another I still play now is velen mindblast priest, only instead of drawing the combo it's focused on surviving into fatigue and unleashing the 20 damage then

Is this game so pay2win that I can't make a good shaman deck from the basic set + kharazan?

Yes
Classic shaman cards are mostly garbage
The cards that enabled shaman to be good are not classic.

Oh I have no doubt user, I makes all kind of fun deck myself. But rank 5 was pretty much the max I could get with them, and thats not even the case anymore.

for me it's gone more like this lately
>try a new deck idea
>build it carefully, add tech, adjust to meta
>queue up into standard metadecks: mid shaman, face hunter, zoo, etc
>10-3, looking good
>then queue into nigger priest, lose
>vs bolster warrior, lose
>vs rez priest, lose
>vs freeze mage, lose
>vs purify priest, lose
>what the fuck, lemme just queue up with a proven deck till i get out of these shitters
>queue into midrange shaman x 6, tempo mage x 3, malydruid x 4
>give up and play brawl instead

this .
before TGT shaman was worse than priest

I have a quest to play shaman and I just can't win.

Buy cards goy
Blizzard is a small family company and needs your contribution to pay for shelter and food.

I had a quest to play 50 shaman cards and it took awhile because I kept winning before I could properly play out my hand.

>Preparation costs 400 dust

No wonder nobody plays Rogue

yeah it's shit come on down to the superior game friend

Is there a better feeling?

it's just such a shame that the game is the way it is

the idea of knowing you're going to put against a unique deck built by the person using it every time you queue up is so good, but there's just no realistic set of rules to make that happen

>he doesnt already have preps

>He thinks a couple epics are why nobody plays rogue.

Don't want to dust a fucking lego for it m8

that's why you get to legend then start dicking around with decks. You're not supposed to be a snowflake trying to climb the ladder.

it's actually a valid point
nobody is willing to pour dust into a deck that's considered subpar at best

>Queue into niggerpriest
>He gets huckster from mindvision
>Huckster gives him Xaril
>Xaril gives him the shadowstep potion
>Gets from Pillager thoughtsteal
>Nzoth coin shadowstep into Nzoth the next turn
Boy I can't fucking wait for a whole meta of that

ive crafted 4 legos and a bunch of epic for rogue

nobody wants to play it because you can try all you want but a shaman that vomits his hand onto his board WILL beat you

>considered subpar at best
And that's why nobody plays rogue, not because of the cost of preps.

If rogue was tier 0 like shaman there would be no shortage of them.