Activision-Blizzard is the absolute WORST video game developer within the last two thousand years. This shit is so bland and uncreative that now God will not save us in the second coming edition
Previously seen at this locality: Go ahead, check out everyone's reaction to Don Han'Cho
Brody Lewis
>Arena >Opponent plays Fel Reaver >Try to mill him >See this o fuck
Xavier Howard
>Opponent hovers over stealthed minion
Zachary Miller
How to Rogue/Warlock/Shaman play it with more than 0 life?
Jack Harris
play Hearthstone
Jonathan Baker
is that anduin?
Sebastian Flores
Real thread
Liam Fisher
>stoneclaw totem has a snake on it
Dominic Parker
Shaman can Mistcaller. Rogue can just Burgle some buff-in-hand card :^)
Brandon Rivera
too strong?
Austin Gray
The developers need to go through and look at every card currently in the game to identify why only a small percentage of them ever get used.
The balance is so horrible in the game its unreal that they can be called professionals.
Sebastian Smith
Try and make me Warcraft faggot.
Austin Walker
Too shit.
Alexander Price
They still get paid so they don't care
Jonathan Moore
Holy shit what a lame effect, awful waste of some good art. This whole STATS STATS STATS gimmick is fucking dry as fuck.
Grayson Gray
Learn to card text, shitter.
Wyatt Cooper
>Alexstraza>Frostbolt>Icelance x2
This is your big chance, SV shill, does this happen in that game?
Noah Lewis
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Luis Kelly
Really makes you think.
Jack Anderson
They are pretty decent at defending their shitty design decisions.
Also, everyone will be jerking off to priest and probably shaman still, so who cares about the other classes.
Samuel Bennett
Alright that ching chong answer from eloise was actually pretty good
Jackson Miller
>removal is still garbage so the only way to fight overstatted bullshit minions is with other overstatted bullshit minions I will unironically quit the game if this set is as bad as it looks.
Justin Parker
It's going to depend on what else we get. If there's anything that can SERIOUSLY use +5/5 in your hand, like a battle cry that deals his attack to all enemies, or charge and a battle cry that doubles his attack, or something like that, then he might be useful.
Aaron Powell
...technically no.
Robert King
>ching chong
Henry Wood
Internet personality or not, Eloise is genuinely hilarious. Cute and cute accent to boot. She must get hit on all the time. A funny girl is so goddamn rare too, but she always makes me laugh.
Nicholas Morris
Decent removal exists in every class, it's just not used because the meta favors large numbers of medium sized minions instead of huge overstatted ones. If these buffs push the game into that territory, we'll see more Polymorphs and Assassinates, and less Fire Balls and Shadow Strikes
Jackson Anderson
Han'Cho is pretty boring but he's seems strong honestly
James King
Hey guys, how's it going, 2014 Kripparrian here, and today I want to talk about a great new game called Prismata.
Connor Rogers
>Nerf owl >Nerf BGH >MSG out >Game becomes a shit show
They should unnerf owl and BGH when the expansion hit.
Connor Reed
>Decent removal exists in every class
Vanish is too fucking expensive and Blade Flurry got gutted.
Ayden Ramirez
BGH is fair at 5 mana.
William Collins
If the meta shifts to smaller numbers of larger minions, you'll want targeted removal like Assassinate, Sap, or Patient Assassin, not AoEs like Vanish and Blade Flurry.
Jonathan Long
>Assassinate Too expensive >Sap You only have 2 >Patient Asassin Maybe
Cameron Jackson
if the meta shifts just continu playing freezemage for the Xth time. I'm serious.
Nathaniel Taylor
>5 mana 4/2 against aggro >Fair
3 mana is good enough with the next expansion. There will be so many minion with 7+ attack that 2 BGH is simply not gonna cut it, so they will have to play class removal too.
Brandon Nelson
firebat is actually really smart
Alexander Martinez
>>Assassinate >Too expensive Not if you're killing a 6 mana minion your opponent spent 2 mana and another card buffing
Elijah Torres
Is Eloise trying to get nerds to fall for her with retard moe?
Chase Williams
>b-but muh blizzard doesnt need to steal from a shitty weeb game BLIZZTARDS BTFO
John Adams
Yeah. It's working on my lonely ass.
Owen Long
>Make card with a basic theme for one expansion >No one NEVER, EVER uses it >create a new expansion >take this theme >copy and paste to to 30% of the new cards >call it a day
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T E A M 5
Tyler Cooper
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Kayden Wilson
watch out I got banned for 3 days for discussing trump in here ON THE FUCKING ELECTION DAY.
Adam Phillips
But that's a real card they announced
Easton Gonzalez
good
Joseph Price
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDS
Christian Rivera
DONT TELL ANYBODY YOU FUCKING RETARD
Ian Johnson
> 8\10 Al'akir
Jaxson Morris
shit shelter doesnt even come with food
Jose Bennett
not a shaman neutral
Juan Parker
Its not much but what do you think lads?
Anthony Moore
>Implying winds isn't already a staple in hunter, paladin, or warrior
Xavier James
Yes, its dumb as fuck and people fall easy as hell
Lincoln Edwards
>not a shaman neutral
Andrew Harris
Should Blizzard give up on Hearthstone and make a CCG based on Diablo?
Joshua Rodriguez
I think you're a faggot who pulled this before
Ayden Peterson
Why not go full HOTS and just have Blizzard The Gathering?
Jaxson Diaz
>they'll use D3 characters and not the superior D2 variants
Matthew Carter
Okay, I'm gonna pirate it, are you happy now? You can't pull the same shit twice user, that's not how it works.
David Cox
>get to rank 5 >start getting a bit of ladder anxiety >get to rank 4 >big burst of ladder anxiety, stop playing for a day >get to rank 3 >big burst of ladder anxiety, stop playing for a day Fuck this shit, I just want to get legend once. I'm too scared to go back
Josiah Hill
Pussy ass BITCH
Sebastian Walker
Just do your best user
Leo Bailey
Do you tilt?
Jacob Rodriguez
>nervously hover over succubus/secret keeper/kezan mystic/huge toad/master of ceramonies >wonder if opponent knows I'm jacking it to the zoomed in card art
Christopher Phillips
>Golden priest is almost impossible to get Post stats for coming golden meta
Grayson Murphy
>He's not 60 everywhere Cmon user, I'm 60 everywhere since ~TGT or so
Oliver Butler
user, a fuckton of cards weren't nerfed many decks (hunter, mage, etc) purposely choose not to run single target removal because A: they prefer not to actually interact with the opponent B: they prefer to go face, and you can't polymorph or hunters mark the face C: since naxx/gvg rotated out there just arent many targets
for example, try running earth shock it'll sit in your hand constantly since there's nothing to silence anymore
Gavin Garcia
I played a little at beta but quit cause mtg was a better game I came back a week before LoE but lost my account info, so it's a work in progress >More big minions Why play bgh off curve when you can play aggro on curve?
Michael Hall
At least you'll never be me >About to rank up to Legend >Enemy Priest plays Stranglethorn Tiger >Warning: Obvious Inner Fire play >Legitimately wondering how this meme deck got up to here >Stack my side of the board with Taunt heroes >He buffs it up to 36/36 >Waiting on him to break Stealth so I can spell that monstrosity off the board and make his entire deck useless >He Mass Dispels
Chase James
this series is ridiculous to watch dogjizz have arena trash and elobat have tier-1 metadecks
Brayden Kelly
i was top 100 legend aggro hunter and back in the day even with tirion and claw and all other taunts it wasnt worth running earth shock
Camden King
What are the rules to this tournament?
Andrew Ward
>try to come up with own deck idea >cool the win condition will be like this, that's a fresh spin, and it puts all these cards with unique and interesting mechanics to use >of course, as my deck isn't built entirely around face damage, I'll have to run a few mandatory survival and board control cards >will need to run 2 doomsayers >I have to get some heals in because that's just the way of it >will need some taunts too >two board clears aren't enough I'll need to take a few more >never mind, fuck the entire fucking thing, fuck the game, fuck 98% of the cards in my collection, fuck blizzard, fuck the meta, fuck me and fuck you
Julian Diaz
what was it?
Christopher Bennett
Yes, pretty easily.
It's a bad feel. I've made it to rank 1 multiple times before but then I just start going on random losing streaks and can never break into legend.
Blake Carter
whoever falls asleep first loses
Ryan Cruz
>>try to come up with own deck idea A recipe for disaster. These days I'm more the netdeck/do quests asap/get rank 5 asap /switch game kind of guy.
A shame cause I'm a Johnny in every other card games.
Isaiah Clark
more like eadric the pure garbage
Christopher Rodriguez
anything that's not an agressive face deck designed around figuring out how many cards you can play in one turn and scribbling over your opponents side of the board with a black marker because it's not relevant
Leo Nguyen
I've made dozens of shit decks and only a few actually worked in the end, though even then only around rank 14
one was a warlock deck that runs reno, n'zoth, yogg, and has a win condition of 20 or 28 damage leeroy/PO/faceless manip combo with emperor, I don't know how it worked so well it just did
another I still play now is velen mindblast priest, only instead of drawing the combo it's focused on surviving into fatigue and unleashing the 20 damage then
John Clark
Is this game so pay2win that I can't make a good shaman deck from the basic set + kharazan?
Christopher Wilson
Yes Classic shaman cards are mostly garbage The cards that enabled shaman to be good are not classic.
Jackson Gonzalez
Oh I have no doubt user, I makes all kind of fun deck myself. But rank 5 was pretty much the max I could get with them, and thats not even the case anymore.
Carson Ross
for me it's gone more like this lately >try a new deck idea >build it carefully, add tech, adjust to meta >queue up into standard metadecks: mid shaman, face hunter, zoo, etc >10-3, looking good >then queue into nigger priest, lose >vs bolster warrior, lose >vs rez priest, lose >vs freeze mage, lose >vs purify priest, lose >what the fuck, lemme just queue up with a proven deck till i get out of these shitters >queue into midrange shaman x 6, tempo mage x 3, malydruid x 4 >give up and play brawl instead
this . before TGT shaman was worse than priest
Tyler Foster
I have a quest to play shaman and I just can't win.
Xavier Rivera
Buy cards goy Blizzard is a small family company and needs your contribution to pay for shelter and food.
Nathaniel Lewis
I had a quest to play 50 shaman cards and it took awhile because I kept winning before I could properly play out my hand.
Hudson Gomez
>Preparation costs 400 dust
No wonder nobody plays Rogue
Aiden Evans
yeah it's shit come on down to the superior game friend
Adam Brown
Is there a better feeling?
Blake Anderson
it's just such a shame that the game is the way it is
the idea of knowing you're going to put against a unique deck built by the person using it every time you queue up is so good, but there's just no realistic set of rules to make that happen
Henry Taylor
>he doesnt already have preps
Kevin Young
>He thinks a couple epics are why nobody plays rogue.
Carson Scott
Don't want to dust a fucking lego for it m8
Carson Turner
that's why you get to legend then start dicking around with decks. You're not supposed to be a snowflake trying to climb the ladder.
Connor Sanchez
it's actually a valid point nobody is willing to pour dust into a deck that's considered subpar at best
Michael Nelson
>Queue into niggerpriest >He gets huckster from mindvision >Huckster gives him Xaril >Xaril gives him the shadowstep potion >Gets from Pillager thoughtsteal >Nzoth coin shadowstep into Nzoth the next turn Boy I can't fucking wait for a whole meta of that
James Martin
ive crafted 4 legos and a bunch of epic for rogue
nobody wants to play it because you can try all you want but a shaman that vomits his hand onto his board WILL beat you
Sebastian Fisher
>considered subpar at best And that's why nobody plays rogue, not because of the cost of preps.
If rogue was tier 0 like shaman there would be no shortage of them.