/dg/ - Destiny General

>tfw too tired to raid

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RIGHT when i want to go unconscious from alcohol poisoning.

I know the feeling man, if I wasn't stuck at home I'd be drowning my sorrows in booze right now

5/6 for HM Wrath

Please.

Need one more for fresh HM, send help.

Seriously though noobish. Hald of /dg/ is asleep or unconscious at this hour and the other half is working. Why you do this?

is zippy coming?

Its not fair. I just want to fap then sleep.

I'll come, but only if you carry me like a princess like last time.

he's too busy wanking it to overwatch

i didnt think it was too bad of a time when i initially posted

Nigga it's not even 10pm pacific time, where does the rest of /dg/ even live?

>not being east coast master race

Its midnight here and we have a lot of others in commiestan(european landmass).

But I really really like living in Washington

>2016
>Living in Yurostan

Come on, there has to be ONE person who still plays this game, right?

I'll play but you can't get mad at me for being tipsy.

Join the party now or we'll take our business elsewhere. We got pizzas to serve!

Here, have my buddy he's guaranteed a good player as he was the only one not to die in the last raid i did with an alpha member and we got some screenshot floating somewhere as proof if someone recognizes his name. He also wants it more than me as i'm just bored.

xNJGxReaper

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I comply

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Still room 4 one?

>Die to a fucking SIVA turret in HM

I'll blacklist myself, thank you very much

They're already damn near done.

WOW.

I was watching UFC I was afk from the PS4 my dude

DELET

Watching UFC isn't a more acceptable excuse than wanking it to genji's ass.

>He doesn't gather the boys at the penthouse for Fight Nights

This to be honest.
>He doesn't watch combat sports
Pussy
Also I don't jerk off to genji that's fucking gay yo.

I gather the boys at the club to get chicks to fuck instead of watching sweaty half naked muscley dudes hug each other for an hour in front of a crowd.

His ass is literally tracers grafted onto a tighter more agile bod. Also you can't even classify him as male at this point.

Any cute /dg/ babes want to do osiris bounties with literal trash? hit me up

Does Genji have genitals?

no one said you did :^)

benthouse x--bb

Quien es este muchacho?

any gaystation raids goin on?

Genji is a male no matter what, stop being gay.

No hence the "he's not legally definable as a male." Argument. He does have a sweet ass however and kungfu grip.

Read >Wanking it to genjis ass

Wanking = Jerking off you yank fuck.

>zero definably male traits beyond synthesized voice
>body could literally be a flat chested athletic chick
>has THE tightest ass in game scientifically proven
>zero actual genitals so again no definable gender

>Zenyatta talks to Hanzo about his brother [Genji]

I'm also pretty sure in the Dragons Short Genji says he's Hanzos brother himself.

Dykes call eachother bro's and dudes all the time. This doesn't make them male especially when they lack the key parts and have a feminine build.

You need to calm down

Ssssh. Its fun watching zippy get mad.
ask him which direction is left.

Ecks dee!
Es una niña vato

>tfw no cuties to do trials bounties with.

Stop being a fucking faggot and maybe people will want to join you.

Where do you think we are son? Have you taken a look at the current topic of discussion? Have you never been in any of these threads before?

APOLOGIZE

Also just so everyone knows cramp is the one making these lists because he feels the need to call himself a /dg/ elite.

Being a faggot is a meme for mentally ill degenerates, which are simply a vocal minority of /dg/.

Stop being a fucking faggot and the normal people that make up the grand majority of the general will want to play with you.

Fuck off. Don't ever use "but he's doing it" as an excuse to be a faggot.

Nah, I'm good.

On another note, anyone want to do trials bounties?

>being 'straight' in 2016

>tfw I carried a deaf guy on the right side for aksis phase 2 and after 2 hours it turns out the shitters were a britbong squeeker and a DUDE WEED LMAO degenerate on mid

I'm glad it's over, felt good knowing that's his first time beating challenge mode.

>Current year
>Acting like a 2006 teenage girl who pretends to be Bi for attention

>acting

>implying trump wont be underground by the end of his presidency

>It's a "entire team refuses to push any of the objectives and lets the enemy team just have two" game of Control

I wouldn't put it past some crazy Libtard to attempt an assassination on him.

Honestly, I hope one does just so that the rest of the world can wake the fuck up and see how insane that grand majority of them are.

i wasnt leaning towards the assassination route. i was leaning more towards the nigga is 70 years old route

itechpost.com/articles/49263/20161103/marvel-vs-capcom-4-rumored-testing-release-next-year-will.htm
here ya go, noobish

>libtard offing him when pence would take over
political suicide

Any xbones willing to help a 393 titan finish aksis from part 1?

I just want to get the pulse rifle and go to fucking sleep, but LFG is nothing "gotta have 400 light and challenge mode emblem" elitists.

People regularly live to their nineties nowadays.

Especially someone that fucking rich. He probably has plans, doctors, and drugs out the ass to keep him alive until he's 120.

Do you really expect any one of them to think that far ahead.

>HE DOESN'T LIKE MEXICANS?
>HE GRABBED SOMEONE'S VAGINA?
>HE'S HITLER HE NEEDS TO DIE

That's their thought process.

Sanders is 75 and Hitlary is 69 with prominent medical issues.

They're all old

Is Winged Word a good Sniper Rifle? With Rise of Iron have the go to snipes changed from 1kys?

average death rate for a male is around 76. also include in the stress and shit that comes with being president of america. he probably will be drugged out though

>HE DOESN'T LIKE MEXICANS?
It's literally not even that though. He doesn't like illegal immigrants (which 99% come from Mexico) but the liberal media turned not liking and wanting to deport illegal immigrants to not liking and wanting to deport mexicans to not liking and wanting to deport literally every single person of color and homosexual

>OBAMA BROUGHT THE CHANGE, NOT TRUMP BRINGS THE CHAINS
>I'M TERRIFIED, I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO AFRICA EVEN THOUGH MY FAMILY HAS BEEN IN THE US FOR OVER 100 YEARS
>TRUMPS GOING TO HAVE TO DEPORT HIS OWN WIFE BECAUSE SHE'S NOT AMERICAN

They literally don't know what an illegal immigrant is.

Raid?/?/?/?

Bruh I know, I was speaking from their twisted perspective.

kys

which one?

Oh I know I was just venting on a chinese cartoon website

Yes, please

>Not Italian paper mache

Bambino.

I'll come

The sub 45 minute one.

kings fall or wrath? not sure how many people would want to do kf

praise alpha

Praise Alpha

Praise Alpha

praise alpha

>implying Pence isn't thinking of wasting Trump himself

Definitely WotM.

@above posts
kys

@160081654
, , , pathetic

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>All this Trump/Hillary-posting

youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ