/mhg/ - Monster Hunter General

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Any of the hyper metal raths or that one with duramboros and zinogre and some other shit I can't remember. If I see that shit one more time I'm going to politely excuse myself and leave the hub.

Those fucks knew full well how to make shit fly. They made the giant tower to make a giant tower.

>there are people who hit rocks for hours instead of just save editing charms

>tfw no monster for struggle snuggles

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Unless you count Seltas Queen but she's fat and her hubby's a cuck

All to watch the clouds

Too pleb to hardmod or buy another 3DS
Maybe when Browserhax 11.1 comes out

does basehax, etc not work anymore?

>tfw no lagi to force you to cuddle with them

In Gen? Seeing as it is of more recent memory:

>Triple Toady Terror
>Bl-Bl-Blangongas!
>The Marshlands Nightmare
>Show Me Your Shaka-Strength

A lot of multi-hyper quests in HR7 are kinda groan-worthy, but I often see these posted. Don't even get me started on Hyper Metal Raths, unless it's in mutual interests they can fuck off.

At least there's no Green Waves of Verdure equivalent, though.

3dbrew.org/wiki/Homebrew_Exploits

>tfw no Lagiacrus to curse you

Anything above Dreadking 1. I leave rooms all the time when that shit is posted, fuck that monster, I seriously don't know how capcom can make four spectacular fights like the Fated Four and in the same breath shit out Dreadking.

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>4U
>Random joins
>Sprints to quest lady
>Ukanalos G Urgent pops up
>"Urgent help plz"

EVERY SINGLE TIME.

>140 GQ lobby
>G1/G2 joins in

>tfw after 3 incredibly close failures you complete it

solo, I meant to say

Who draws these Gores

I think I'll start doing the same. There in zero fun to be had hunting that shit.

>Making the thread early

For what purpose

How much of a shitter am I for using SA's axe mode?

You're enjoying something you like. Are you?

MHGen axe MVs are actually pretty decent but the arts ruin everything if you wanted a balanced switching weapon

Hey guys you found any shitters?

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Half of /mhg/ I hunt with carts at least once every 2-3 quests on average.
It's pretty pathetic.

怖いー!笑

>want to get barrage earrings
>have to clear a bunch of cat quests to get the arena quests
dear god, why

They are easy to get S on. It's no hard at all..

>tfw Charlotte refuses your friend request

I don't even have the cat arena quests m8.

Charlotte is mine!

Just save edit it then. No one will know.

>charlotte fanart
What a time to be alive.

Literally a Claymore

Let's say I wanted to play a MH game that's comfy and doesn't actually make me want to kill myself, which one do I go for?

Probably 4u right now. Gen isn't bad, but there's not as much content as 4u. Though it does have Yukumo village which is pretty comfy in a weeaboo way.

>adept dual blades
>adept dodging through monsters while in demon/archdemon mode damages them
Real fuckin' neato.

>of all things my cat gets the kill on uragaan as it's near the lava
>its death stumble takes it so far out I can't carve even though the entirety of its tail and crotch is on land

>Item packs

Goddamn

They're not sure how to entice new players without casual handouts and tweaking drop rates.

More like to keep from not dropping the game. Nobody will get enticed to buy MH from item or more lenient item drops since you won't know all this until after you play.

Fine point.

You, Hunter! Post your top three weapons!

Fuck you, let the thread 404.

So everybody else is busy hunting? Alright then.

We are through with this game. Through.

youtube.com/watch?v=337-nBL2ga0

Based Opiui.

The horn before quest start sounds so bored

Do I commit to IG or go DBs for maximum scrub kill time like all of the silent shitstains in the turns rooms?

You be a horn blower for 10 years with thousands of hunters leaving every day and see how bored you are.

Well, I'd imagine you'd have shifts and also meet some interesting people, so it can't be all that bad.

Tie between Alatreon and Tigrex.
Both have the "Fuck your shit" aspect about them.

Will XX be playable on a 2ds?

Rate this cat I found.

Not only are the skills not bad (would personally rather get Crit L than Earplugs but it's pretty okay) but it looks cute too. Plus it's got Dung and Pitfall

>dung and pitfall
The most realistic cat yet.

Are all your cats named either Catherine or Camilla?

>Camilla
I must ask, is his character named Kayblis?

youtube.com/watch?v=GuNbbtff4og

TOOT
TOOT

This tumblrite did
ask-goremagala.tumblr.com/

tfw TA wikis best GS time is almost a minute slower

>second post
>her

also why the hell don't they scan their shit?

>There's an entire group of people roleplaying as other monsters

A goldmine for reaction images at least and it's not the worst, but goddamn this is really fucking gay

>actually reading the asks
only yourself to blame

Obviously skimming will help, but yeah.

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You have no obligation to go over there and watch. I'm only in for the art.

>says user in the general where fat nerds roleplay as slutty huntresses

I want to branch out into further faggotry:
Dual Blades or Heavy Bowgun?

Dual blades.
Get edgemaster for bonus points.

bump

Sorry, the image was misleading
I'm still playing Gen for the moment

>monster OCs
why do these exist again?

you're not on /trash/ so there's no need to care

Even talking about the monster porn and roleplaying as the monsters can be entirely different things. They can overlap, but shit like ERP is ban worthy for a good reason.

>posts a footfag pic
You don't really have any right to say anything.

Still, monster OCs are abominations

I intended it to be a reaction, my bad
also just realized that it's edited porn and I probably should have realized that when I downloaded it

fact is monster porn shows up here, what those kids do is way there in that site

>people who don't bring Barrel Bombs to fight Nibelsnarf
Easily one of the fairest fights in the game

I've become a shitter myself.

After 3 months of Adept i frames I'm now carting at least once per every 2-3 hunts, its embarassing

>mfw cephadrome's semi-submerged movements are a set pattern but every other bit of the monster is a random number generator
then g-rank does the dive attack thing, it's just a nightmare

make a new file in game of choice and git gud again
'tis what I did

>Fight regular Gold Rathian with God's Isle
>Have to do some Clust 2 combines but otherwise pretty manageable, maybe even easy

>Fight Hyper Gold Rathian with superior Lost Musket set and way more ammo combines
>Go through all my non-normal 1/2 ammo, almost run out of clust 2 combines
>Just go for the capture instead

I wouldn't even mind hypers all that much if they didn't have fuckloads more health jesus christ

G-rank health, HR weapons
It'll be better in XX until G-rank Hypers, enjoy hell

>solutions found: 1
How is this ok?
It's like they're begging people to save edit

>huuurrr i have no idea what's the purpose of charms xDD

Rock-hitting simulation?

>mfw I has 6 skill fullsets in 4u HR

Use Lodestar.

Lodestar's been out for a long time now you caveman

Get the newest Version of Athenas ASS.
Since the Lodestar armor, there are way more options.