What is Veeky Forums' favourite historical themed pornographic film?

I wanted to make a history-themed porno company. But focus on the details of accurate history so I could sell them as educational tools.

Name or a link to torrent, you fucking tease?

the british are cumming featuring lela star.
paul revere gets away because of her noble actions.

A German production team made a series of porno about Russian History whose production values come close to Gore Vidal's "Caligula"

The Lelliest being two movies about Catherine the Great.
>Katharina - The Naked Tsarina
>Katharina - and her Wild Stallions.

Sorry, took me a minute to find it. The Private Gladiator.

Thanks, m8. There's apparently a sequel too.

>Katherina - And Her Wild Stallions

Does it end how I think it does?

I think the first one ends with a horse scene (it's just implied with camera angles and camera cuts).

this is a really good thread

true, they even have a gladiator fight.

What happened to that idea of Veeky Forums crowdfunding a historical themed pornography? Like /tv/ did with that "meme movie"?

Pirates XXX was pretty good.

Gladiator Eroticvs: The Lesbian Warriors
I watched it for the sheer entertainement value, the whole movie was made with a a 300$ budget.

Glad you enjoyed it senpai.

>Gore Vidal's "Caligula"

You mean Bob Guccione's "Caligula".

The Forbidden Legend Sex And Chopsticks II

What would we choose? What time period? Which actors would be cast?

What scenes would it have? Would it be historical?

This reminds me of an idea I had for a history porno

It's at the end of the first Opium war and we're in the court of the Daoguang Emperor. The British force him to sign the first of the Unfair Treaties. After he does, the British hold him down to the chair and time him up with Queues linked together. They then pull girls out of his harem, Asian chicks from all parts of the Empire, and begin fornicating with them while he struggles to get free. So kinda like cuck porn. They then take out his daughters and start gangbanging them while he looks on in shame.

Think I could get this made

Found sauce on OP with super sekrit hacker skills aka google reverse image search

justporno.tv/1/11081276/ceara_lynch__egyptian_queen

Not a pornographic film but that one comic about that qt Greek boi.

The entire TV show about Spartacus is pretty much pornography with gore.
It was alright.

You could even have a scared court eunuch in the corner who gives the British a rundown of each girl's tribe and culture. Very educational.

There are over 50 distinct ethnic minority groups in China. Sounds like we could make a multi-part series

How about this for a title: "Opium Whores"

youtube.com/watch?v=g3ddFbBmFzk

That's perfect. We could include some discussion on the subsequent Chinese humiliation and it's effect on the subsequent trajectory of Chinese history and Sino-Western relations until the modern day.

who needs historically themed when you have the real thing?

>LARGE OCTOPUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your “bobo” is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I’ll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelop you. “Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu…”

>MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes… it’s…there!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! Inside, squiggle, squiggle, oooh! Oooh, good, oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able…!? Ooh! “yoyoyooh, saa… hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu….”

>LARGE OCTOPUS: All eight limbs to interwine with!! How do you like it this way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. “Nura nura doku doku doku…”

>MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I’ve vanished….!!!!!!

>SMALL OCTOPUS: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you disappear and then I’ll suck some more. “chyu chyu..”

Please tell me if there is a gay history-themed porno film. My dicks need it ;__;

Looks like Trey Parker, yo.

>soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips.
This shit can't be a real translation

There's series that follows the plot of HBO's Rome. Rome XXX 1, 2 and 3, I think.

I loved it. Historically.

As a scholar.

wtf i hate japan now

>he doesn't want to fuck Trey Parker

>actually wants to fuck Trey Parker

I know where Trey Parker's been he's nasty motherfucker. 100% guaranteed to catch something.

monster girl quest

Mehmet II captures a Greek girl from Constantinople and rapes her 24/7 for two weeks. He does horrible things like shoving a crucifix into her sweaty gaping asshole and forcing her to fuck the Patriarch with a strap-on. Then his ministers come and tell him that he has work to do, being the sultan at all. He agrees and slits the girl's throat to demonstrate that he is a man of duty. Then he lowers taxes, everybody cheers, and the credits roll.

That seems a bit Turkophilic.

Elsa: fraulen SS

You should seek help for liking muslims. Is ok

uncensored please

nothing there

I would just adapt historical stories with sexually charged themes and take liberties for sex scenes. Select stories from the Decameron, or 1001 Nights.

oh yes

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You've never watched a single hentai have you?