Dota 2 General - /d2g/

THE REAL JEWEL OF NA edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

tfw no cute dota gf

You did it senpai

Good shit user
Post it when it's done senpai

LEL.

>post TI wings/chinks are good

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reminder that your parents really wish you'd get a job and a girlfriend

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I love you lad

1437 :o

my parents would kill me if they found me with a girlfriend. Job thouhg

SVG :o

>NP wins the honeypots
>EG wins the truLans

imagine if NP had a real carry like RTZ

>wings are good
dee too gee

>Poor furries can't afford their hobby and never end up breeding
>Furries that somehow manage to be useful to society end up rich enough to make other rich friends with the same degenerate fetish, thus producing more individuals possessing the traits that made their parents worthwhile
Proof that natural selection is in action, even in today's society.

Pog fucking Champ

>things EG has won this year
>

just incase anyone else doesn't know what honeypot means

the law of honeypot

honeypot lans are defined as lans that are actually more rewarding to lose. Winning a lan has the follow things, prize pool money, and having enemy teams study and understand you. If you win a lan with a very small prizepool you can blow your chances at winning a big lan. Thus these small prizepool lans are honeypots (traps) for other teams to destroy the winner

Honeypot hero is a similar idea. A team continues to pick a hero because of several reasons, even if they win or lose with it they manage to accomplish stuff. So teams become afraid of the hero and instead of banning an OP hero they ban the hero thus falling for the teams honeypot allowing them to draft the real combo.

Uhh dotards?

Well NP is supposed to be stomping that game. It's obvious that wings is still a better team

>tfw mom actually wants me to keep studying for a doctorate and not get a job because she thinks 23 is too early
can't comment on the gf though

I TOOK A BREAK DURING TI3-TI5

IS THIS THE C9 THRILL YOU GUYS TALKED ABOUT?

fuck off you cringey idiot.

uh

based dota jesus

>giving a fuck about honeypot LAN

>the people who are winning are actually losing!
- the gulag

>Trump wins Florida
>I-It's not over until it's-
>Trump wins Pennsylvania

jews infesting everything

When do the good teams play?

>$48k 1st place

LMAO

aui with the builds

what are np doing at this lan that they havent done before
ee mirana
aui drow
svg rubick

>tfw best game has already been played

>tfw you will never play with Gorgc and Sing on a regular basis

how the fuck do you even become friends with these people? they ignore everything

Winning against Wings.

Thing EG couldnt do

They got gud at it.

they are trying hard while everyone is just fucking around because it's not even $100k first place.

there are no good teams in this honeypot game

eg didn't play wings

Because they got dumpstered by NP.

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>just a prank, bro
ebin

That absolutely not what I was saying

>pick Drow
>receive free dmg
>win

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uh... dogtards?

theyre not even revealing strats tho

its a bo1, theres no "dumpstering"

Any country where this is legal? How about they start filming shit professionally.

>not even CP

wasted ban to be honest

Look at me
I'm the president now

why is my offlane boy bian playing so fucking badly
>cogging a mirana
hello?

i guess it's correct

>pick physical damage
>still win the early/mid game because it works

>random """"shocking"""" post of zoophilia
Is this 2006 again?

>This guy has a GF
>I don't

I just fucking hate life and everything in it

Canada legalized it recently.

DON'T LET THIS ANIME SHITTER WIN, HE DROPPED NICHJOU.

oddly enough despite being on Veeky Forums for like 8 years i never saw that until right now

>EE
>blind arrow hitting

is this man a dota god or what?

>everyone thinks Envy is good again

>try to cheat
>lose

CIS DOTA INSIDER HERE WITH 100% CONFIRMED ROSTERS

NAVI: XBOXT,DENDI,ARS-ART,FNG,GENERAL
VEGA: FN,MAG,NOONE,GOD,SONNEIKO

Why is anime so strong?

No wonder /a/ is the best board.

All anime is trash anyways rofl.

>Decide to post shock material to flip out some posters before you get banned
>Post zoophilia
>In /d2g/
>The general that was just talking about commissioning a furry artist
shaking my head to be honest family.

>ars art
Jesus christ.

What did the webm contain?

so that's what a dog dick looks like
not very aesthetic desu

poor form, comrade

Ars-Art is completely 100% retired and has a normie job. Never coming back

>I could see this Na'Vi roster working out.

t. No one ever

>he is now the greatest dota player in the world
what went right?

dog and a female
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>drops nichishit
>tells pretentious evatards that their monster of the week shot is shit
Ourest guy.

Why Jugg Mjollnir?

a man fucking a woman with a dog

who fucking cares rofl

CIS dota? more like CI SHIT dota lamooooooooo

Me on the left.

it's still up there

Cos I give a fuck what my parents wish. It only the case when it comes to christmas

IM DRUNK AS FUCK COMRADES, ITS CEMATHESLAYER IN VEGA, NOT NOONE

Many damage instances are good vs treant I guess.

Was ready to swallow your bait, but
>ars-art
He's a fucking family man now, he's never playing in a competitive team ever again
>xbox
Kinda the same as ars-art, but he doesn't have a kid

HOW DOES HE NOT CAST A SPELL AFTER ULT?


BLINK IS SO FUCKING SHIT.

they are just shuffling shit right now

watch VP place last in Boston and slavlands commit mass suicide

Sit back americlaps, we'll save NA doto as you were too weak

>LOOK AT US WITH SHOTGUNS HAHAHA AREN'T WE SO GOOD

IDIOTS.

>anime

>1437

AHAHAHAHAHAA

could have been amazing

im pretty sure mss and svg (the best players on the team) are american

>pushing Chinese high ground

classic canada and anime cuck chokes

Not really liking this clowny eblade meme

isn't NP 4/5 USians? 2 of which are pajeets btw

how the fuck do they lose the fight with agies and wings did not even use bkbs

holy lel they are so fucking timid even though they are miles ahead in that situation

LE AGHS RUBICK SO LE EPIK

Holy shit imagine if NP manages to throw this, they need this honeypot win, it'll probably be their only win this year.

>buy dipshit items in the midgame
>lose

nice eth blade aui wow so innovative xddDD+D