/twg/ Total War General

Hehe yea

Why does french guy also have a griffon? Is he trying to copy based Franz?

Do the Suebians always head for Iberia?

are you trying to trigger me son

Clearly Old World edition will have a new cinematic that includes Beastmen, WElfs and Brettonia

so i'm retarded and am confused about old world edition, is the only things game owners won't get a book or do OWE owners get something else special like GW with grombrindal?

Fucking hun shits fuck off

The only thing Old World edition is is a rerelease basically. It only comes out with Bretonnia to try to bring up hype and sales is my guess. That and the book.

So that they can have Warhammer New World edition with less confusion.

In all my games they do. This makes sense considering they migrated to Portugal in real life.
The Vandals made an attempt to head to Africa through Spain as well but I ended them rightly.

We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?

BECAUSE ITS THE END OF THE DEVELOPMENT CYCLE FOR THE BASE GAME.

EXPANSION WILL COME IN LATE SPRING-EARLY SUMMER.

no lol *dies to skaven*

Hi where are the welf :DD

Reveal on either 17th or 24th
Release on either 1st or 8th.

Could get a teaser as soon as the 15th and no later than the 22nd.

>Welfs before Elfcucks

Is this the dream world we're living in?

That's what the day 1 leaks and flc roadmap have always point towards, so it shouldn't be any surprise.

I assumed out of the two we'd get Bretonnia first and then Welfs after, or both at the same time with the Welfs being paid and Brets being FLC. I didn't think they'd push Brets back to next year, especially after they released them as a multiplayer faction

Someone got the Shitilla roll chart?

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OY

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I don't get the meme for Pontus

BUT I DON'T WANT TO PLAY AS PONTUS

you mega nigger.

Well they decided to do more work on Bretonnia.

Rollan

More pontus memes plz.

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Did you completely ignore the leaks labeling Wood Elves as DLC05 and the flc chart with Bretonnia as the 6th flc?

Here we go

FUCK ME IN THE MEME-DOLE DADDY

I didn't really trust the Leak and also assumed that the FLC was on a different time scale to the DLC so that the Elf DLC and Brett FLC could have been simultaneous

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rollan

>Commit Sudoku
Fall of the Samurai it is then
What faction /twg/?

roll

Aizu.

fuck i don't have that one
rerolling

Rolling for a FoTE faction.

Why wouldn't you trust the leak? Not only was it right every time, but it is datamined directly from the game files. You could go dig them up yourself if you really wanted to.

Well the flc was on a different timescale in the sense that it is one behind because there was no flc for DLC01 Warriors of Chaos. It was also right every time, so I don't know how the hell you thought it was on a different time scale.

All in all, it sounds more like you really wanted a simultaneous elf and brett dlc, so you deluded yourself into ignoring all evidence otherwise. You just set yourself up for guaranteed disappointment.

Aight. Traditional, mixed or fucking Gaijin gun scummu oriented army?

Traditional only.

Did the Romans make the Celts pay for Hadrian's Wall?

No they built it with royalties from George R. R. Martin

It shall be done

I wonder what went through that infantryman's head besides the sword.

>How fucking garbage were my men that THIS many guys made it to us while we're reloading?

>あ、しまった

It is now November. An unbidden chill steals over the forest. The boughs lie heavy with frost, condemned to an early winter. Gaurach-Dúin in the tongue of the Asrai, it is a time of stillness and a time of dread. The fey spirits to whom the protection and provision of the Asrai is entrusted are consigned to an unshakable somnolence, unable to fulfill their sacred trust. The Wood Elves, deprived of their sturdiest companions, are forced to toil for themselves. It is the final horror. Some kinbands retreat deep into the roots of the wood, unable to countenance debasing labor and the necessity of work. In the halls beneath the Oak of Ages, The Sisters of Twilight nestle close to one another. Many are the Asrai who join their Dryad sisters in pursuit of warmth and the long sleep that stretches across seasons.

But the forest has need of its guardians, and will not abide dereliction of duty. Naieth preaches dire auguries in the early coming of the Season of Stillness. To those who have known Gorposting, Goblins and embarrassing rats, a still greater terror lurks. A great sorcery wrought in rain-cursed Albion will thrust the Asrai to the fore of the outside world's unsightly struggles and toil; The strange world of wageslavery can be ignored no longer.

Wood Elves Soon.

>practicing dark magic

Literally druchii-tier.

>wageslavery

Welfs are communists?

G O B L I N S

This is what happens when I let Barak Varr have the Badlands

Communists believe that you either work or you die on the streets as a parasite.

What difficulty do you guys usually play on?

here we go boys

'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO
'ERE WE GO

>3 giants
>At least 2 hellcannons

good luck laddo

DWAHF WAHREUZ

Have a nice hilltop starting position and I'm gonna milk the shit out of it, and give my artillery and gyrocopters as much time as possible to work the enemy over

The Asrai have transcended work and live outside the vicious cycle of wage slavery that makes a mockery of man and devours his years.

Its a terrible mistake to assume the lack of a wage-based economy means communism.Communism is another bleak labor system. Labor is in and of itself a debasing act regardless of whatever system is designed around it.

The Wood Elves rely, among other things, on a post-scarcity magical economy providing endless access to sustenance, slavery and forest spirits for labor, and the providence of an eternal monarchy that has practiced a benevolent and decentralized rule for millenia. They spend their time on more ennobling pursuits like great theatrical performances in celebration of things that never happened, /ss/, and tea.

THEY'VE
WRONGED
US

best unit size for magic to be viable in TWW?

KAZOOK

small as possible

just fuck my massive battles up

TAKE BACK EVERY GRUDGE

FUCK BARBARS

send the prisoners to the cross

FOR THE ANCESTOR GODS

spooge cannon scores a direct hit on my flyer as the gravity of the situation sets in on me

What do with their city?

IRONDRAAAAKES

You can do it user

Subjugate the barbar scum and spread Roman Catholicism to the heathens

THOONDUHRUHS
they start to envelop my hill and I realize that dwarf warriors w/great weapons aren't gonna do shit agains chaos knights

Hold them back long enough to let ranged units shred them.

BURN EVERYTHING

TOO LATE SERGEI
IT WAS ALWAYS TOO LATE

Kholek joins the fight and catches up

You better be getting that pigs grease and orange dye ready user.

You're dishonoring the clans.

We're watching you get wronged in real time. I feel a grudge growing.

You are worst elf, you are the asur idiot you are the asur smell. return to ulthuan. to our asrai cousins you may come our contry. you may linve in the zoo....ahahahahaha ,alith anar we will never forgeve you. asur rascal FUck but fuck asshole asur stink...war of the beard best day of my life.
take a bath of dead asur....ahahahahahaLOTHERN WE WILL GET YOU!!do not forget urian poisonblade.avelorn we kill the everqueen , arnheim return to your precious ulthuan...hahahaha asur idiot and phoenix king smell so bad...wow i can smell it. REMOVE ASUR FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. har ganeth+hag graef+clar karond + naggarond= kill ulthuan...you will storm of chaos/ malekith alive in naggaroth, malekith raising troops in naggaroth .strong ruler malekith naggaroth. we are rich and we have slaves now hahahahaha ha because of malekith..you are ppoor stink asur...you live in a hovel hahahahaha, you live in a white tower

malekith alive numbr one #1 in naggaroth...fuck ulthuan,..FUCKk asholasur no good i spit in the mouth eye of u r king and island. malekith aliv and real strong wizard kill all the asur farm animal with slave magic now we the eternity king . .cuck phoenix finubar fukc the plague father and lay egg this egg hatch and ulthuan wa;n born. stupid bab form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of rat. naggaroth greattst countrey

Long story short I lose, and the armies of Chaos pour across the river.

It's an army of mine that's been fighting along time and I'm sad to see it go, but I definitely have the economy to replace it ad Im gonna start pumping troops out ASAP

This is going in the fucking book of grudges. You getting attacked by the Chaos umgi and you failing to kill the Chaos umgi are worth adding to the book of grudges.

how many did you get fellow DAWI

Nice army you got there champ, that greatsword core is looking tasty

Oh I made sure I took care of every single chaos dawi

also our cousins in the south have set me up with a terrible dilemma

Poopoo
Peepee

anything but barbarian scum

bahahaha

Rate the Attila DLC's from best to worst

Whats the origin of this pasta?