/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

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>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

ss13.moe/index.php/bans
youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4
script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/a1/bee-movie-script-transcript-seinfeld.html
watch2gether.com/rooms/8gcpvlgc2zx0vrlnmd
youtube.com/watch?v=wjyNrGUD2SI
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for waifus

1st for SALT AS MINALBE RECOURSE WHEN

>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.

>no definition of expenses, what captain counts as captain, or what revenue means
Hope you're ready for hogan lawset 2

Id-locked weapons when?

The Lawgiver is DNA-locked.

lawgiver only dna lock weapon so far.

>AI whys all the lights off
>AI why are you bolting us into a 1x1 closet
>AI why are you outsourcing all the work to vox under borg slave drivers

ss13.moe/index.php/bans

This is why you should just bee yourself

>implying

got shit post in the bans

youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4

>That shitter on the banlog
Stay gone, shitter

Reminder that metal rods > fire extinguisher

ghetto jetpack

KOLITH WAS A SHITTER AGAIN. CHECK BANPAGE

deadmin when

Immediately, his transgressions cannot continue.

t. kolith

Kolith is a shitty admin. You knew this and let it happen.

You've made your bed, now lie in it. The meta friends own this server.

>muh lattices
>guys
>guys, guys
>guys, lattices

I bet you build office chairs instead of eating Busta-Nuts.

Snow map soon

>pic related is ban reason?

New player here, Admin spent about 10 mins trying to explain to me that i'm not new and that i'm trolling since i dont know what "ooc ic" is. I was informed of rules and pardoned a couple of hours ago when I was roleplaying as an insane person and killed someone and apologized, shit was fine after that. Explained to admin that my friend is teaching me ss13, of course after that he tries to make me admit that we're metacomming, which we don't. Then he asks me how I can know what metacomming means if i'm new, i explain that i played darkRP on garry's mod before this, and that metagaming is the same concept there and that my friend told me that we shouldn't do it. This shit goes on for about 10 minutes and i finally get banned out of the blue.

Other admins were cool in teaching me the game, Kolith wasn't. I haven't really done anything major to deserve a perma or even a one day ban.

>shadows

Holy shit, do objects really cast shadows now?

Appeal on the forums.

Also if you're curious, your ban reason is the entire script of Bee Movie.

t. kolith

On snow station, they will, yeah.

Holy shit Kolith is such a memeing shitter, why the fuck did he ever get fucking admin

>10 uses
>60 uses
hmmmmmmm..........................

c You have to post your entire ban reason on the forums to appeal a ban.
That ban reason is significantly larger than the post size limit.

Is it only certain explicitly-accounted for objects that will, or is there some code solution that allows all objects to?

Kolith is a huge cunt, appeal on forums so you're unbanned.

Sadly MustardNigger won't deadmin his metabuddy

You can post the ban reason in a pastebin and link the pastebin in the appeal.

D E A D M I N

K O L I T H

I don't know how you type in coherent sentences here but act like a 12 year old faggot in game, which is why nobody took you seriously. This isn't a game where people will like you more for acting retarded.

All objects *should* be able to use the same code and most regular shaped objects will work but anything that's got really fucked up sprites will cast very strange shadows. I can however disable shadows on certain objects or change the shadow offset to force it to fit.

A day in history: The slaughter of the innocent player and his friends by the perfidious Coder bloc, the "Design Bloc"

Hi Kolith.
Feeling high on that sweet admin power?
Are your dark primal urges satisfied?

Not yet. I still have to take Celt down with me.

>le ebin bee movie meme
It's bad enough that my youtube suggestions are filled with BEE MOVIE BUT X videos despite the fact that I don't watch meme shit like that

Ideas for new mechs as requested in the previous thread:

Service mech - And an appropriate service module to enable features such as having a Rapid-Service-Fabricator, synthesizing bartender vendomat drinks like gin, whiskey, wine, etc. and being a mobile jukebox.
Can equip syringe guns as well, scan a few chems and become the ultimate bartending tool.

Holy mech - For the emprah. Can be equipped with all the traditional chaplain tools: book, null rod and a extinguisher with an a self-blessing holy water reservoir. All of those are mech-sized and thus stronger than their normal counterparts: null rod rune reveal/dispel range is much greater and has a higher chance of deconverting cultists, the book blessing can cause a shitload of brain damage but also perform miraculous healing and the holy water is just plain holy water in an extinguisher anyway. The mech's holy plating takes severely reduced damage from unholy shitters like cultists toys and all that shit.
For some odd reason this blessed mech only allows chaplains to board it, regardless of access levels. Also maybe give it a megaphone for preaching.

I SEE ZAS NOW.
DO NOT NEED HARDCORE OR MAGBOOT OR OFFICE CHAIR HACK.
I SEE AIRFLOW. I SEE INTRICATE OF DEPRESSURIZING GO PAST ME, AND I DODGE USING MINUTE MAN MOVEMENTS.
CANNOT BE KNOCKED DOWN. CANNOT BE HURT.
I HAVE REACH THE SINGULARITY.

Appeal it on the forums, you need to post the entire ban reason when you appeal so use this
script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/a1/bee-movie-script-transcript-seinfeld.html

I am in full support of Kolith and his ban. If it is overturned, I will cancel Snow Map.

Carsh just post your celt ERP logs already

You're not me! I'm me!

Fuck off, Foster.

hello i am here for the memes and the bees fuck you this rhymes

whats up

Check logs, Zealotron was the one fucking with him, Kolith just did the ban.

D E A D M I N
T H E M

Celts a scrawny red headed boy, i'm only into obese women.

Plus im too depressed at the thought of doing anything lewd with anyone right now.

>carsh will never be tour chest borer and inject you with 100u nutriment again

Morot4 unbanned, Kolith on last chance before deadminned.

B A S E D. P A I N.

>MrPain unbans a shitter because he hates the Bee Movie

Jesus christ

>Pain unbans a repeated offense shitter because of the meme note

Ebin

He was immediately banned afterward though.

>Sawbones rebans him

Admin war NOW!

>Dude tazes me while I'm getting pie from a vending machine
>look around for him a bit
>find the suit he stole in the morgue
>catch his ass in sec
>leave him in perma naked while the station evacuates
I really wanted to beat him to death. But I didn't. So points for me.

>repeated offsence shitter
what are you even talking about
what offence are you talking about

At least spoof the !'s, you lazy twit.

The guy has been a shitter all day and ick ocking when he gets punished.

okay guys kolith posted logs
apprently the ban reason was me raging in all chat for turning into a catbeast(obviously a joke)

this is what gets you a perma guys
and no i haven't been "a shitter all day"
i did like one other thing today that i was excused for since i'm new by another admin lol

>admins turn you into catbeast as joke
>you joke back by calling them niggers
>you can't do that. respect my authoritah

kolith has autism

I don't supposed xenos can understand English can they?
>tfw you will never submit yourself as a slave to the queen and draw her enemies into traps

>joins with the name "UzumaQii Narutyrone"
>despite apparently being a "new player," does nothing but spam WGW over the radio for a whole round
>"roleplaying as an insane person" despite the fact that the rules EXPLICITLY say not to do this
>"potential and probable harm are the same thing, by the way"
>Morot Fur/Morot4/(Morot Fur) (@238,257,1) Deadsay: mutters, "i hate this admin for being mean to me"

You're fucking shit, mate. Go and stay go.

>playerage 1
>8 n o t e s
>all negative
amazing

>Read WGW over the radio meaning you are fair game to both players and admins
>Get catbeasted by admins
>Scream in OOC and ick the ock a lot
>Continue to scream
>Be a shit in ahelps
>EIGHT NOTES PLAYER AGE ONE
go and stay go

: a. On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee
: Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO
: STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY."

MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.

IT WAS A JOKE BRO

>implying name matters (muh immersion??)
>not a whole round, more like twice lmao
>i apologized for this to admin, did not know of rule. already sorted out.
>is this a ban reason?
>obviously a joke as i was turned into a catbeast.

are u real

Literally read the rules

DELETE THIS NOW

OOC and IC stay separate. It's in the rules. Do you not know what OOC and IC are?

HERE IT IS
IN ALL ITS GLORY

M A D T H A D
A
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T
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>implying name matters (muh immersion??)
READ THE RULES

WHY DO YOU NOT READ THE RULES AND THEN COMPLAIN WHEN YOU GET PUNISHED FOR BREAKING THEM

They can if they were turned into xenos via a staff of change.
Otherwise no.

[16:50:08]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(UzumaQii Narutyrone)->DrCelt/(Manu Yount): I am roleplaying as an insane person
[16:50:28]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(UzumaQii Narutyrone)->DrCelt/(Manu Yount): I tried to set her on fire
[16:50:55]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(UzumaQii Narutyrone)->DrCelt/(Manu Yount): Then i blinded her and called her a fucking stacy

[19:40:16]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@246,296,1) As Galactic Common : Ayyy lmao
[19:46:14]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@251,272,1) As Galactic Common : Why u doin this
[19:47:18]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,288,1) As Galactic Common : Niqqa
[19:47:22]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,288,1) As Galactic Common : Boiiiiiii what u doing
[19:47:31]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,288,1) As Galactic Common : That mf like button
[19:47:36]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@272,290,1) As Galactic Common : Tell u wut
[19:47:54]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,291,1) As Galactic Common : Niqqa what u doing
[19:48:21]SAY: UzumaQii Narutyrone/Morot4 (@271,289,1) As Galactic Common : Boiiiiiiii

[20:09:15]OOC: Unknown/Morot4 (@246,272,1): stop respawning me as a catbeast
[20:09:34]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones)->Morot4/(Morot Fur): ooc in ic, 15 minute ban. See you
[20:09:51]ADMIN: PM: Morot4/(Morot Fur)->Zealotron/(Rat Prince Sawbones): f u c k y o u n i g g e r
[20:13:54]SAY: Morot Fur/Morot4/(Morot Fur) (@231,244,1) Deadsay: drones, "i'm a girl i deserve better"

This isn't even the rounds where he was banned. Please keep permabanned.

>being such a fucking stupid shitter that you're unable to even grasp how much of a fucking stupid shitter you are

round where he was permabanned*

Is it possible to see my player's notes?

Only by asking an admin to show them to you.

Alright, and if I understand correctly, admins make notes on you and they can be good or bad? Can I see if I got notes at all without telling an admin about it?

what a god

">implying name matters (muh immersion??)"
MCMOROT4 claimed this post was a joke.

You have to ask an admin for your notes, there is no other way to get them

Notes can be good or bad. Usually they're bad.
Notes are used by admins to gain insight into a player before taking action.
This guy blew up a welding tank, but claimed it was an accident?
If he has no notes, maybe just a warning or nothing at all.
If he has a page of notes listing previous instances of welderbombing, that's a ding dong bannu.

>Can I see if I got notes at all without telling an admin about it?
No, admins are the only ones capable of accessing notes. You have to go through one of them if you want to see yours.
Odds are they already know what's in your notes anyway.

How do I get not shit at doing jobs? Like whenever I try to chemist or some shit people are breaking in, I can't keep up with trying to heal people and make new shit and people are asking for shit I have no idea how to do/make? Do I just need to practice and git gud? Already read the wiki

>Can I see if I got notes at all without telling an admin about it?
Actually you CAN check whether a note was added to your ckey by searching the server logs for "has edited [yourckey]'s notes" to find the log entries for the edits.

You still can't read the notes, but it is possible to check whether a note was added by doing that.

hey nerds

watch2gether.com/rooms/8gcpvlgc2zx0vrlnmd

Thanks.
>Odds are they already know what's in your notes anyway.
It's not that, I just wanna know If I've done something wrong. Got bwoinked only once for some ick ock, but nothing after that.

youtube.com/watch?v=wjyNrGUD2SI

ROBBIE ROTTEN JUMPSUIT WHEN

>Do I just need to practice and git gud?
Yes.
You can also ask people for help. Personally i'd just call you a useless fag and leave you but some people like to help.

Purple robes mate, ask the chaplain for one.

Hell, ask for a eucarist wafer too never hurts.

>Purple robes
No, fuck that.
I want the proper outfit.

Fair. I don't mind being a useless fag, it's just sometimes it'd be nice to help out, I guess I need to just play and learn the meta a bit more as well

Alright then, go ask niggles for that, go to the discord and meme at him till he gets you that shit.

Game won't let me auto yes to antag roles. Sup with that?

When are we stealing all those features?

Never. Cluster would disapprove.

Can someone draw my female static?

Name: Ailsa

Those settings are broken, just keep trying to save them or something didn't work for me either on the first time