/owg/-Overwatch General

reminders:
>if you play genji, mei, or hanzo you should kill yourself
>if you exclusively play supports, especially mercy, you should kill yourself
>if you play attack bastion, attack sym, or attack torb just because it worked in qp once, you should kill yourself

I love Hana.

This is a qt french blueberry.
I want to hug the smug.

Holy shit, Winston makes people so fucking angry and I really don't understand why. Maybe it's just the brain problems shitty Genji players have.

WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY BUFFING SOMBRA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Just give her a deployable thing like Widow's mine that she can GA to as her E. It doesn't necessarily have to do anything else. Just give her fucking something.

I think Mercy should get a shotgun blast for her E that does 120 dmg point blank to enemies and 200 healing to teammates point blank. That'll fix her.

>want to post mai husbando but don't want to reach image limit early again

What do i do /owg/?

Hana loves me

But that's wrong user, that's Soldier's boyfriend.

Who's your husbando, user?

Big fat faggot gorilla jogging along behind you while holding M1 as Crispin Freeman greets you politely is pretty frustrating senpai.

they work for competing organizations
They'd just stab each other if they had the chance

I think she should take a shotgun blast to the head. That would fix her even better

>reminders:
>be a tryhard faggot and only use meta-approved heroes

There, I trimmed some of the fat from your post friend.

No thats her uncle

I think Blizz has said they're thematically against giving her anything that violent, since she's supposed to be a """pacifist""".

Rude desu.

The farm boy

>mei, genji
>not meta

What did he mean by this?

so why does she have a gun at all?

Yeah, well, the guy's playing Genji. I don't see any reason not to exploit that by picking a character who does well against him.

Then when he finally picks Reaper he claims that 'Winston isn't countered by Reaper' and I'd really love to know the mental gymnastics he made to get to that conclusion. Especially when the Reaper is on defense and can basically let Winston come to him.

HURRY

FICKNGING

SHIT PST
ALL THE IMAGES
WAIFUS
HUSBANDOS
FUCKING
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THEM
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Hi ya ~

76? That's nice, he's a good husbando! Is there anything in particular you like the most about him?

user, no! We'll hit the image limit again!

Hopefully never. Invisible heroes need to stay in mediocre tier or they become cancerous as fuck.

Jesse McCree

Oh there would be some stabbing involved alright you set this up, didn't you

OK, how about this:
Healing beam now also gives a very small damage boost.
Damage boost now also heals very, very slowly.

Don't tell me that's broken when fucking Ana exists and she can outheal Mercy even if the character she's healing is a mile away.

I have a thing for jaded vetrans with possibly ptsd. Also raspy voice

Would this be bad for your pussy health?

posting
oh wait no my waifu is fucking sym tier

Here you go user!

Well, that's one way to get (you)s I guess

Zenyatta is supposed to be a pacifist but he can place fucking bad time orbs on the enemy while he flings baseball sized titanium balls into their bodies at 300 mph.

>A fatass that lives alone in subzero temperatures
>A psychotic australian amputee that lives in a nuclear hellscape

How bad do these two stink?

Jesse McCree is my husband.
Goodnight /owg/

>gay dudes
>they act like high school girls despite being war veterans
D E L E T

He does have a very nice voice! And at the very least, I think he could use a hug and some companionship.

Goodnight McCree user!

Real life Sombra is cuter than her in-game version.

Mei is probably stinkier.

>fights in the desert wearing parka, only takes sponge baths because 'muh enviroment'

>this man didn't impregnate anyone while he was with Overwatch
The only logical conclusion is that McCree is the gay character.

>I think he could use a hug and some companionship.
That's why he's my husbando. I want to make him smile again

>impregnated no one
>who is fareeha

>Feeling depressed, because bipolar disorder
>Load up some Overwatch to pass the time, hopefully to feel better after a few rounds
>First match in Competitive
>Get fucking steamrolled first match, team sucks absolute ass
>Switch to Torbjorn and fuck around in second round
>Lose
>Shrug and move on to second match
>Nepal
>Decide to play Widowmaker for literally the first time outside of fucking around in Skirmish
>Kick absolute ass, have silver elims and gold objective elims, bronze damage by end of match
>Some faggots in chat lose their fucking minds over the fact that someone is playing Widowmaker
>Meanwhile these same faggots charge into the objective willy nilly without even grouping up and pushing
>I'm literally the only one on the objective several times in the match, as Widowmaker
>We lose anyway
>They are absolutely buttblasted by the end of the match
>Even if I'd played a different character we would've lost
>Make it my mission to just play meme characters whenever we're losing because it's not like the majority of teams are gonna turn it around anyway

Is this what it feels like? To be an asshole on the internet?

>mcree impregnated ana when he was like 13 years old

>someone instalocks Ana (turns out they're actually really good)
>other player demands the Ana change so they can play her, keeps spamming "HAND HER OVER" and shit in chat
>Ana doesn't change because we're doing fine
>other guy makes a bunch of stupid picks and feeds so we lose
>"see, you should have given me the Ana"
>"you lost because I did nothing which proves you are bad"

some people are fucking psychopaths

>main mei
>feed on tears and rage

This may be the best hero ever created.

>this ends up being true
>the reveal goes like pic related
>nothing else happens
Calling it.

He's nowhere near old enough to be Fareeha's dad.

No, user, even though not impossible, that would be silly. He used tracer's and winston's time travel technology to go back in time

I can't remember the name of it off the top of my head, but that particular disorder is not psychopathy.

But yea, a lot of people in multiplayer games have it. Though there is a lot of Dunning-Kruger and cognitive bias going on too.

>Pharah is 32
>McCree is 37/38

I stay out of competitive to avoid shit like that,
Fortunately, now with the new QP mode I'll be able to experience it first hand.
I can't wait!

Yes, I know about Arcade mode, I can only hope that enough people play that so I don't have to wait more than 2 minutes for a match.

That's so cute, user! I hope he's able to find some peace in canon too - he's been through so much, it'd be good if he could just enjoy life for a little while!

How do you feel about Mitch Leslie?

hes a fucking psychopath pal I don't care about the semantics, that's for Reddit to argue about

the "one of each hero" rule being added to QP is the dumbest shit but whatever

We're 100 posts too early in the last thread REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Qt as fuck. He and jason should kiss

>He has 8-10 times more hours in Genji than any other character

QED

It hit the image limit, senpai. What kind of conversation are we supposed to have if we can't post pictures of our wafius/husbandos?

>comp, gold shitter (2413) but climbing
>get a duo with diamond icons on my team
>stomp so hard other team dont even cap the first point on anubis while we steamroll in 2 minutes
>go on massive loss streak
>people who afk if they dont get genji, mccrees with almost drop into silver in under 2 hours
nice matchmaking

>tfw Mitch does his brow thing at the camera

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FAVOURITE TOON TO PLAY
FAVOURITE MAP
LEAST FAVOURITE TOON TO PLAY

Pharah
Eichenwalde
McCree

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>overwatch matchmaking is broken

In other news, water is wet.

The world could use more blueberry.

REINHARDT IS BEST GIRL

>toon

Mercy
King's Row
Winston

What is Widow's theme song and why is it
youtube.com/watch?v=HgV1O0X4uXI

>liking a hero who is a walking ult and doesn't need to aim over a hero who jumps and doesn't need to aim
what

>random guy has 100+ hours on Reinhardt
>doesn't say a single thing
>shields every enemy Rein ult
>is an absolute beast

>Blue
>Not youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

I NEED HER

I FUCKING NEED HER

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This general is so dead, no one will notice me posting mildly lewd pictures of my husbando

>get queue'd into low diamond game on volskaya
>we're on defense
>team comp is zarya (me), reaper, mccree, mercy, zenyatta and mei
>we win defense 0-1
>now on attack
>team comp is zarya (me), reaper, hanzo, dva, mercy, ana
>we win 2-1
Low diamond games are insanely unpredictable because of how bad everyone there is
Absolutely unbelievable

Is Ana's ult lock on based on character hitboxes because Lucio's is so fucking large

If it isn't, then they should just make all healers have a lower hitbox for Ana specifically, you almost never want to him them anyways even for the defensive boost

One Idea I had for Mercy's E would be some kind of wing bash AoE around her equivalent to Pharah blast.
Maybe it's an instant fuck-off Genji/Winston button, and seeing how Blizz works they'll be bounced off 5 feet, but it's a small breathing room. Hell, give it a 8-12sec countdown, I don't care, at least it's something.

>dash in the dead team
>revive
>wing blast so she doesn't get instant shredded nor the team.
>???
>it'll never happen

Mercy is low-key top tier on PTR right now, screenshot this

if you're on a win/lose streak the game is apparently becomes less certain about where your SR belongs and points loss/gained will swing more drastically to compensate until you "normalize" again

Cutest and best pairing

Reminder that if Hana Song were real, you would actually hate her and her whole GAMR GIRL persona.

BUT she is not, so ...

A girl gamer isn't a gamer girl if she's legitimately good

how embarrassing

How so?

And that she already has a boyfriend, so no one here would have a chance with her regardless.

...

her self regen being near instant instead of after three seconds makes her considerably more durable

It's functionally a some% health boost to Mercy's who know how to fly and dodge well cause you will be regenerating like small bits of 10 or 20 health while IN a team fight

>Mei
>Meta

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>tfw got silenced

Blizzard why did you think this was a good idea.

Were you being a cunt?