League of Legends General - /lolg/

bwOOOONGGGGG -__-

who bard main here

>pre-season-1, year is 2009, before ranked was added
>summoner level 20-
>playing TT as singed non stop to level
>realize his ult is better than master yi's for raw dps
>build AD singed with youmuus, starks, and any other item with armor pen/reduction
>had never seen a malphite before and didn't know what he did
>was disappointed at how little damage AD singed was doing against him
>lost the game horribly

felt like pic related

>Pick Leona
>Enemy is low on mana / out of position
>Ping
>Engage, E/W/Q
>ADC is farming
>Manage to take him low enough
>Pop ignite
>Get the kill
>"[All] report Leona fking noob all ty"

Courage of the colossus is busted as fuck; should abuse it until it gets nerfed.

...

good taste ik

5 AM xth for no cuteboy to use as a bodypillow

More Viktor lore WHEN

There's nothing that makes me want to kill myself more than a Lux support on my team. They're so fucking bad. All of them. Why are they so fucking bad? Holy fuck. A Lux support is essentially just a bad Morgana in theory so I don't get it. They shouldn't be that bad. But they are. They always build full damage, not even bothering to buy sightstone, and then they proceed to die 15 times in a 20 minute game. I find them to be consistently worse than Yasuo players. I'd rather have Yi support or some shit.

:3

>Vi
>Shyvana
>Sejuani
>Kindred

stop replying to me if youre not gonna be my bf

don't be 's bf, be my bf

Which league girl would you have consensual missionary sex with and then take responsibility in the event of a pregnancy?

Shyvana with the CoC mastery.

with none. i would be scared that the kid would turn into such a loser like you are and therefore wont risk having a child

REEEE WHO EVEN ARE YOU!?

Viktor
I want to carry his babies for the sake of glorious evolution

The only one for me

ATTENTION TO ALL SUPPORTS

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Please stop fucking around with your adc's minions for no reason. Support is a boring role, we get it. But please. You want to proc the relic shield every once in a while? Fine, but stop auto-attacking them when you don't need to. This causes your adc's farm to suffer, and by extension, it causes your entire team to suffer. Just fight the urge to auto-attack minions unnecessarily.

This concludes the public service announcement.

I'm the man that wants to preemptively cuck you. Here's an obscure hint [pic]

What if i play Nunu support

what were you season goals in s6?
how far did you get?

mine were dia 5 with taric. quite happy about it

pls help

Thanks but I know better what to do with minions than you and most of the adcs I play with.

>mfw my adc tries to freeze the lane 15 minutes into the game

mine was diamond 5 with urgot

What did you guys place in felx?
I'm 3-0 rn.

>cuck me
>when I had no chance in the first place

alright then

HALF

DRAGONS

haha very nice man. which lane did you Play him? top, mid or bot(adc)?

Beautiful elf children await me.

every lane but jungle

>implying im not going to push my wave so we hit level 2 and all in for a free bot lane victory every chance i get
>implying im going to trust my adc to do any free thinking so they can fuck up the game for me

lol

I would say Sona but I don't want my children to be hearing impaired, so Fiora I think

did they fix shaco boxes/q showing the smoke even without vision?

>We will never get a story about viktor saving people from the weakness of the flesh

I think that is on purpose my dude

>Krepo
but why?

Decent taste. Nothing extraordinary, but decent.

>Aristocrat vayne
Come on lad

>friend invites me to play a ranked game of lego legends
>lee gives first blood on an invade
>janna starts flamming him
>lee says he'll feed on purpose if janna flames him
>janna flames him harder so he'll feed on purpose
>20 minute surrender
>invite friend to go play a much more enjoyable game of literally anything else

Why would Sona cause your children to be hearing impaired?

She is deaf isn't she? Maybe her deafness is genetical related?

i don't even use it when playing her but i kinda love how it (and the splash) looks

no dude shes mute

Well maybe thats also hereditary

>why isn't this his default splash
because it garbage?

She is mute and her muteness comes from a magic source (her etwahl) so you can fug her with no worries of her children being mute.

Now if you just want a excuse to go for the most fertile woman in the League just say so, Fiora is a hottie.

>the most fertile woman in the League
How do you even know that?

Literally confirmed by Riot
Hips for days user

Main lux here.

I play her mid and i thought i could play support. She just doesnt work.

Also, i switched from mid to supporte because of the assasshits and because bot lanes always fucks up and i had my fair share of lux supports and they are really bad.

flex queue is magical, you see some wild shit

How to climb in three easy steps!

1.) /mute all
2.) buy wards
3.) git gud

Literally just take a look

when the rengar hits just right

Singed and Mundo's ult abilities feel lackluster.

I hope they get reworked soon.

>We will never get a story about viktor

Lux doesnt work as a support because Lux needs farm to be useful. Playing as a support means watching your adc get all the farm.

Even if the support lux were to "build AP", she still wouldnt have enough(or get it fast enough) because she spent the majority of early game watching her adc get all the farm.

A lux with low to 0 AP is a deadweight

like: a bronze 4 yasuo main with almost 500 games played

>but why?
Idk really he always seemed likable

Any word on the Warwick rework?

>went to bed after defending Mallet on Shyvana
>user I was debating still never made an argument besides m-muh winrate!

I miss when this used to be a good place for actual discussion

Is it weird if I want to put elementalist Lux against a wall and pound her so hard she starts cumming and changing forms incontrollably from the intense pleasure?

...

same
This is 4chnins nothing is weird.

Mafia Veigar when?

Ahri needs some buffs.

Never shit skin concept for him.

a buff to her tits

>Use new client
>Can't join chatrooms

I guess they aren't compatible yet

But you can still see your club chatroom

so Idk hehe

It's only weird if my penis is bigger than hers

I might rejoin this game when Urgot is reworked. It's the last thing that will either make or break league for me. If they botch it I may never touch the game again. Then again nothing of value would have been lost otherwise.

maybe I should try drawing a pro

>nothing will have been lost
>the only gross character with the last 1v1 me ult in the game

SOLO
QUEUE
WHEN

I FUCKING LOVE RENEKTON

He is fun as hell

>rape Trist during lane
>by the time lane ends, I'm 8/1 and she's 1/5
>Trist somehow finishes game with 20 kills
>lose
Explain this, lolbabs. Why did I lose for playing superiorly?

>you can get banned for playing support singed

imgur.com/7crNai5

lolbabs???

defend this LOL

You let her get to late game.
Tristana is a fucking monster then.

Riot is ruled by SJWs; thought we knew this already.
>delayed again
never

How do I shut Trist down? Kill her her 50 times during lane? I ended game 15/6 so I did the best I could.

>He's not playing a tank
LOL

what the fuck is wrong with you? defend yourself.

>playing singed at all

Please stop.

I was referring to myself user, losing Urgot to the meta memes would be a fate worse than what he is currently. But one less player shitting up league wouldn't change much.

But they're the perfect size.

>singed support to go counter jungle
holy that sounds fun

Reason why average player is silver is coz they have other games to play. Anyone will hit silver in their first placements,its only natural. Bronze players are just trolls or people who came back after a long break.

I cant imagine why some autismos would care if theyre better than someone in a vidya. it makes no sense

t. adc that can't farm

>le SJW maymay xD
Please shut the fuck up. Do you even know what SJW even means? Singed support has nothing to do with identity politics or social issues so stop.

>How do I shut Trist down?
You kill her. Especially when death timers are high. Your team was probably uncoordinated and made bad calls.

gleb and tomi a shitters

Since you didn't tell us mid and late game events, I'm going to assume a ton of things:

trist free farmed.
you and your team had no pressure anywhere.
The other lanes got dunked hard, while yours was the only winning lane.

>le
kys.
SJW shit started way before Trump and identity politics and shit. You myopic or something? Also, check out the employees' backgrounds next time.

>Not roaming is a bannable offense
>Not building a sightstone is a bannable offense
>Not roaming is a bannable offense
>Not building a sightstone is a bannable offense
>Not roaming is a bannable offense
>Not building a sightstone is a bannable offense

HOLY SHIT.YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS