Dota 2 General - /d2g/

How do I achieve Sven-mode in real life?

He means he's going to fuck your skull using your eye socket as his personal onnahole.

Progressive overload with your weight training as well as stalwart discipline to both yourself and your craft.

Magic would help as well.

Will I be able to turn red and become twice as strong?

If my penis can do that, you should too.

With enough discipline yes, monks in Tibet are known for turning Red and increasing their armor in an AOE for a couple seconds.

Alright, lets derail this baby nice and early.

What we listening to?

Will the people around me be ok? I don't want to accidentally cleave them while lifting weights.

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>It's another smurf who spams 1 hero ruins another game.
Can't a boy just play a nice enjoyable Timber game.

Reminder that you will never marry Sheever.

>New item idea
>Active: Omniforce - The next spell you use will target all valid targets inside the range of the spell instead of just the one you target.

What hero would you try it first on?

post 4:20 chill times
youtube.com/watch?v=3MD0Q7xLeJA

im gonna find out where you live, sonny

ogre skill

Don't level your Cleave until you've lifted enough to make use of it man come on, OHP 100lbs minimum then put some points into it and you'll be able to fight for the squat rack easier

>Lion aghs
Nice one, dickhead.

so what the fuck counters blade mail now

are you a 19 year old male from the UK

If you use magic, shit that reduces magic damage, like BKB or Pipe.
If you use right clicks, armor, lots of armor.

post yfw

no I'm 21

armor/resist

shouldnt use a pure damage nuke during the 4 second duration unless you're a masochist

>recording your screen with your phone

CONSOLE FAGGOTS NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is icefrog retarded

Is Chi Long Qua ok? ;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=gHj5C0CcUrw

why? because he modified an item to better serve its purpose?

mad because you kill yourself on pa?

no, he's actively malevolent

Not him, but I hate that they made it so that, say for example Axe, jumps in and calls, takes nearly no damage because of the absurdly high armor for a few seconds, but the people attacking him take the full damage.

this the hero in top right warlock or zues??

yeah so i was right

>no driller hero

Just pick Brewmaster and throw Axe to air for SIX SECONDS

what was change d?

>2012 + 4
>picking Brewmaster

Why would you make this? Is there a demand for this crap?

hurr durr axe kill me
hurr durr i refuse to do nothing to it
hgurr dgurrr i greentext point moot

ok pick any other person that can throw him in air or a hero that can do lot of heals, dazzle etc.

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>picking Dazzle against Axe
Either you're 2k or retarded.

dazzle can raise your physical armor and heal a ton

you are giga tier retard if you think its bad just because he can cull grave, he can CULL ANYTHING (except Blademail Bloodseeker?)

Ever heard of Japan? Yeah there's demand for everything there.

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>raise your physical armor
He most likely isn't going to be by himself, so it's not just him doing damage
>heal a ton
Dazzle can only heal once during the call duration

haram pigs are for genocide. No pig hero so good,

why is scout not ingame yet
icefrog you fucker

whatever, ok, u win, Axe Greatest Imba Hero DOTA 2 nothing counteprlay nothing counteprick GG remove From DOTA2 gambler tier mistake

>still no webms of the envy "play" in wings vs NP game 1

nothin personnel kid, maybe one day you'll be as good as me

>tfw you drop your midas and the enemy picks it up
>then you make another one :D

:DDD

what happend

>chink and russian casters notice 1437 denying faithbians tranqs
>english casters didn't even notice
the english scene has been raped to pieces by LD

are you implying JD would have caught it?

or better yet 2gd?

envy on mirana in the middle of the river
sf on his high ground
warlock wraps around and comes on him from the high ground
envy walks to the high ground toward SF
keeps walking toward the enemy T1
fucking leaps toward the fucking enemy T2
dies

Has Earth Spirit become useless or what?

no but LD is the symbol of zero effort and max JEW.

yes

>SEA
>TNC
>the only team that beaten chinese teams including Wings 2-0
>our boy jimmy+2 is not on TNC anymore
>Fnatic is getting shat upon by weaker teams

why jimmy?

Can you stop with the casual racism?

post cute dota feets

whats a good scaling support that doesnt become useless past 30 mins.
silencer is the only thing that comes to mind.

alphawrath mage

everything negative that happens because of jews is wrong.

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well can you stop being a nigger

Considering how bad the state of DOTA 2 casting is I figure few NEETs from the Gulag could do a better studio than any other non-Chinese one.

lion
oracle
ogre

whats wrong faggot are you triggered? kys mudskin

Last night it finally happened guys.... It finally happened.

you "won" a match with trashcan hunter ?

Fucking antisemitic niggers you really need to stop your casual racism already

youtube.com/watch?v=Sok-VlmjG8M

That too, but I left the normal skill bracket.

Should CK be played as a roamer instead of a hard carry?

hard support

>Dota 2
>"""Improving"""
Ummmm , dotards????

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he doesnt have the manapool to stun twice off cd.

I would cuim buckets for ranked and CM modes to have cosmetics disabled

fuck 'em

fuck em hard

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nobody believes this since they robed us of our king

There's a thread for you faggots on /v/ already, now go there with the other underaged faggots

Just carry a few clarities in between ganks and you're good. Get an OoV and you're good to go.

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TAKE A KNEE, PEASANT

or i could pick a hero that isnt completely gimped and roam successfully

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What kind of fish is Slark?

I've roamed CK several times successfully. Don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah just let me keep sucking these e-celebs twitter post and caster posting xdd

in everyone of those situations you could have picked pudge and won all the same.

If you pick Bloodseeker do everyone a favor and fucking shoot yourself.