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First for real life healslut.

>6-1 in placements
>lost to a 3400 SR 4 stack

i still enjoy quick play more though

> tfw forever 2900

What's the issue? Would you rather have rein over zarya and a flank dps instead of Mei?

xth for high stream subscriber count!

Mei Ling Zhou

someone add me, i got the game last month and havent played much yet but im getting these retarded long queue times for some reason perhaps if i joined up with someone that would fix it

Posted this on the dead thread

Hello everyone, i need a quick tip on widowmaker. 1000 DPI / 5.5 sens / 35 zoom modifier / still deciding between dot or short crosshair. My problem is that my sens are always too high or too low, if i crank it up, i can't hit long shots because the crosshair is too shaky and never stays on the enemies head. If i tune it down, i can't hit those sick flick shots in medium to short range.
Aside from gitting gud, how can i fix this problem ? Also, which crosshair works best ?

read the rules senpai

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Hanzo, Mei
Genji, McCree
Ana, Lucio

This post is an excellent how to in finding ways to explain your loss without actually finding what you did wrong and staying at one rank forever.

I'd reccomend also complaining about forced fifty if you really want to round it out and be a guaranteed shitter.

there's nothing wrong with this image.
junkrat probably has masters SR

Reminder to subscribe and donate to D.VA

Fags you still are.

is the event for the genji skin live now or does it get started later today?

friendly reminder to fuck off

Did you win_?

Favorite girl

Screw the rules, I have money.

Are those recommendations or what you picked? I guess I could replaced soldier with McCree. I hate Lucio though, super boring to play an AoE heal battery

h-hi someone please

The numbers you posted don't matter.

The dpi is a meme, use whatever dpi is comfortable on your desktop so you dont have to change it in game.

The only metric that matters is cm/360. Quake pros use around 30-40 cm/360 for example.

I personally like the purple dot, but its all preference.

And as for finding your own sens that makes you comfortable, that just takes time. Took me about 8 months to find a sens that I liked. Now I use 34cm/360 in literally every game I play. I'd say find the sens that allows you to be as slow as possible, without hurting your movement at all.

>Sexy femme fatale attributed to spiders
>Gigantic patriotic Russian woman
>Japanese dude all about honor looking for redemption
>Japanese dude that's a ninja
>gruff American war veteran
>Brazilian dude attributed to music

WHERE IS IT

The Last Bastion > Hero > Recall > Dragons > Alive (for Smugberry screens) > Infiltration

>he's not good enough to experience the true meta

boring girl

Show boipucci you sissyboy

>implying

OP comment

pls add im lvl 17 im still new need some people to play with cus my queue times are really long

dumbcanadian#1536

>monkey scientist from the moon
>cyberpunk Latina hacker
>robot monk
>radiated crazy Australian robber
Your point?

>half the people in diamond don't know you can shoot rein's shield

fuck anyone who can't get to diamond

>master
>where everyone is a dps main

Those are who I wish I could play better.

I really want to play Hanzo in comp, but I wonder when he'd ever be most beneficial to the team over any other pick.

Thanks for the answer user. I'll do my research on cm/360. I came from csgo, never ever played a shooter that was movement based, so watching people dance circles around me was pretty uncomfortable.

How do those play out?

wherre da fuck is sombra

Fareeha Amaria A.K.A Pharah is only for ________ purposes

LIVE PATCH FUCKING WHEN?

Pharah does not have limbs

Might as well post the Pharah poll in this thread, too.

Friendly reminder to switch over to the superior Japanese voice acting for a more enjoyable gaming experience.

>>cyberpunk Latina hacker

Cyberpunk hacker isn't original user. Her race doesn't matter, but if we're going by stereotypes then she technically is/was a thug so

Heres a good website to calculate cm/360, it used to be in the OP but was removed for some reason.

jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

You probably dont want to, but learning strafe jumping is probably a good way to get an idea of your sensitivity, its how I did it. Just throwing it out there. Thats if you're CRAZY, otherwise just keep doing exactly what you're doing until you're comfy

Fuck off Weeb

>Enjoying chink voices
user...

Tomorrow probably because free weekend.

...aaaaaand I forgot the poll. Amazing.

strawpoll.me/11649803/
strawpoll.me/11649803/
strawpoll.me/11649803/

>not Korean, where they actually have Spanish, French and other languages mixed in

> I didn't buy Boop! spray

Amélie

Lewd purposes involving screaming and sweat.

deep and dirty anal fucking

What happened here that stopped my Mei Ultimate from activating?
youtube.com/watch?v=lc53Dh_ExHQ
Was it just a bug or is there something I'm missing?

i had assumed they'd wait for S3 to drop sombrero + balance changes

>radiated crazy Australian

Pure girl-love purposes ONLY

stop making threads if you don't know how the subject line works retard

Nah, it's this week for sure.

I think it fell out of the map inbetween the seams on the point.

Was there a D.Va on the enemy team? Her defense matrix will eat it.

make me

It isn't better and I am a turboweeb.

Jap and Chink spoken language are nothing alike.

Apparently if you get Lucio booped while in a Zarya ult as Reinhardt, you sometimes just fly straight out of the area. Like two spawn points away.

Its happened to me three times so far

The fuck am I supposed to do if my Rein keeps getting himself killed by trying to 1v6

If I try to back him up half my team hangs back or is too slow and we get picked off one by one

fucking europeans need to get off my NA server

Who has the best eyes?

btag

MEI

Jap and Chink are pretty close. Jap and Gook are nothing alike.

>any first choke point
>fly ahead and land on the objective to kite enemy team
>most of the time the entire enemy team abandons choke point or scatters
>my team continues to hang around the chokepoint

Ana without a doubt

>It's just how charge interact with Graviton Surge
I believe it's fixed on PTR

>Blizz just sent me an email to join their league
>don't have a team (or friends) even though I'm top 417

F-fuck. How am I supposed to find a team?

She fucked 76 and reyes right?

No D.Va. I checked what was on the team after. They had a Genji but if he deflects it should have activated for his team.
Sounds possible but man is that stupid if the maps are that broken in places. I guess I'll just have to be more careful about my placement.

the various forms of Chinese sound nothing like Japanese

Add people you enjoyed playing with in solo queue and see where that goes I guess

ana amari

young ana

I wouldn't worry too much about it, looks like an extremely rare glitch, if you watch it as you throw it it goes under the map.

I want to _____molest Hana Song!

also, am i supposed to get stats like this? like it felt like i played 6 out of 7 games vs bronze players stuck in plat/diamond

Pharah, hidden behind her deep brown eyes lays lust and affection

Either ignore him or play Ana or Zarya and add trying to keep a moron alive from far away to your list of things to do.

I fucking hate these people I really do.

>top 1%
What?

If I'm understanding correctly, we haven't heard anything new of First Strike, right? Why is that? I would think that maybe they're delaying it because they decided to release it all at once or something, instead of installments, but that doesn't explain Blizzard's complete silence over it.

breeding

Tracer identifies as a man, whereas Pharah does not realize that she is actually not a man. That is the difference