/gbfg/ Granblue Fantasy General #790

First one

Altair news where?

Well?

But Gran/DJ cucks Kat away from another guy.

Either way, none of the other girls matter, since Lyria won a long time ago.

First of all, my wife found she really enjoys swimming so we play water.

Second of all, don't pick with the tiers, pick with your dick.

I love Jeanne!

I'm a loser EOP. What does this image say?

It says you'll never roll her

Dark has the best dick picks too, though.

I want to make assbabies with this cute erun hipgoddess.

>Hag chasers
>>>/retirement home/

It really does, every single Dark girl is top tier.

Except for Naru.

pic not related at all

I'm getting mixed messages here.

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Do you promise that's what it says?

Come on, user, you know you want to feel those fangs around your dick.

Bonito is good
But I'd stay away from scamgacha from now on

I promise you never will at least

But I do own her, silly! That's why I want to know what it says!

>Vampire blowjob

That sounds dangerous. I'll pass.

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Would Vampy let me have sex with her if I became her servant?

This event has a lot of dialogue. Why don't newer events have this much?

Trap please.

casino skins when

You're a sick fuck.

Fine.
Nen nen nirin
Nemone deesu
Something like that, I have trouble with just before rin

I don't understand what's /gbfg/ problem with Percival.

He may look like a douchebag, but he is a pretty cool guy in his fate episode.

>anata
What did she mean by this?

most of /gbfg/ are numales who can't stand an alpha like percy. he's unironically the least homo out of all the homoknights

Ohhh, okay! Thank you!

Can someone stop this woman?

That's ko, not ni.

>Takes daddys money to go slut around the world
Is there a more accurate depiction of a 3D spoiled whore than Metera?

It was just an innocent question.

Goblin slayer desu

You sure? It is lacking to be コ.

>100% damage on base cap
I wish I was a waterfag now, I would be fapping to dolphin porn right now just to show my gratitude to the oceanic RNG gods. Back to Celes and her axes, I guess.

Hiragana, not katakana.

>ever considering to stray from Celeste
This is why she won't bless you with her axes and claws.

Right, fuck I am more rusted than I thought

1 gold bar spent

Too be fair his handwriting isn't exactly proper.

>he fell for the esser meme

Nice placebo

>all characters in the gags are parodies of themselves
>except Vira that acts just as in canon
Why people like her again?

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>tfw you get destroyed by event boss even though you're a windroach.

>needing to be altered to work in a gag
Also, event vee and gag vee are the same guy.

Meme VA.

Could you imagine kugu doing his voice if the 4koma ever got animated? It's hard to visualize for me.

Looks like they updated their anti cheats

It's really easy to imagine. It would be Kagura 2.0

it's ko because otherwise the joke doesn't make sense. it starts off as nen nen which is from nemone's name. which is also sound effect for kneading something. koro is the sound for rolling something up. hence why she looks like a burrito.

the context is what matters more than anything else.

UNDETECTABLE

Vira is my wife

I love dark and all, but it's hard to resist a "insert four water summons for cheap 100% damage" blowjob followed by images of mai waifu in a bikini eating ice cream with an ice cow queen and with muffled "nanos" on the background.
Lucky there is no Vampy or Beato in water, and I hate Izmir's sound effects getting out of control, so Celes can stop being such a tease about flips and give me some damn axes instead of three harps in a row.

holy saber MVP

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what's in the chest?

Baal gave me two guns today. Do I LB it or put them both in my pool for that sweet crit stacking?

Also, did sundome or any other nip bloggers ever do a writeup on crit?

Memes

I just got done with the tutorial levels, how do I save my account? A guide I read says I have to register from the start on a nip site. I cant read nip, so am I fucked? Should I just go back to GO? I dont want to play this on my browser, or get redirected to my browser and fill out some registration form. Sounds like a pain in the ass. I dont want to be a guest either.

No she isn't.

Oh god, he actually did it. I'm so sorry.

must be nice knowing that youre >wife is giving away choco to some other grill

What'd you do, stupid. Give usable details.

Use them to fill out your pool if it sux

I want to be minibro, I'd love to be the stable master.

i was always planning for esser first though to match my meme element

>already planned my next bar to be a flip between okto and six

gj retard keep using pokerbot like a good goy

>planning your gold bar flips
how?

What the fuck is crit stacking?

I need Silva. Please post Silva

Jannu

5% drop rate is more valuable than anything else gw shitters bring

>that exposed back

Is Jannu part Erun?

If they release the new wind SSR today, there won't be a ticket.

No since she's pure and eruns are sluts.

5%, 10%, 50% you're not getting a Gold Bar you loser lmao

github.com/Jasonnor/Granblue-Autotasy

Newly updated coop bot and autojoin, enjoy

She's such a good girl.

Stop

That only makes my dick wetter

Since you said please here you have it.

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You know they could just exclude it from the pool

>People will fall for this again and again till they get permabanned

Sutera kinda stole her spotlight