/tf2g/ - team fortress two general

What features from other games would you like to have in tf2 as well?

But that is in TF2.

playing paladins made me wish we could cancel taunts mid-play
seriously, why does this not exist yet?

>30 health left
>Heavy with 200 health steals healthkit
Why?

If you're going to taunt, go through with it all the way, you fagtron.

first

he asked about changes i wanted to see, i answered

mouse control on a centralized circular menu is available for voice lines in tf2?

teach me

>Needing mouse control
>Implying this is more optimal than just hitting two keys

why is his head green

why isnt your head green

goddamnit valve

>be demoman
>run Scottish Resistance
feels good.

my man

>Try to stickyjump
>Either detonate every trap you laid or fuck up your trajectory
That said it's one of the best weapons in the game

Taxes are a funny thing.

>run

>autism

>found a game for 9 cents on steam
>can finally use the market again in 30 days
christmas is going to be good for me

planets is the best effect

BLUE BOARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Which one is it?I gotta renew as well

it's called AMOK in all caps, i kind of want to play it to see how bad it is

>tfw 10 canadian cents

don't worry, there's a thin slightly transparent pale white censor bar covering her dong

when u win ur match

Every single time I play Mann Manor I get the retard team. Every time. I don't have this issue on any other map, just Mann Manor and Mountain Lab.

bind f "voicemenu 2 7"
bind x "voicemenu 0 0"
bind [group up key] "voicemenu 0 2"
bind [voice line key] "voicemenu 2 4"
bind g "taunt"
bind z "voicemenu 2 3"

next question

>enemy team wins 1st round
>some fag says "ez"
>we roll next 2 rounds
>mfw

>when same fag leaves before the third round is even done

>They still haven't fixed this shit

>Join game
>I'm the only engineer
>Lose mid
>Suddenly we have five engineers

>and no Pyros to escort, reflect or scorch

can't you use a free game for that

i think it has to be a purchase, as in financial extractions from your steam wallet
i could be totally wrong though

>mfw I always have the homewrecker equipped
should I get the Aperture hardhat y/n

>none of them know how to keep their buildings up

>They build their dispensers all together
>Only one person(me) has a tele up
>They don't consider the position of each others' sentries when placing their own to cover each others' weakensses

>spam comes in
>as the waves of rockets plow into their buildings they look on confused, not actually hitting their buildings
>the perplexed anguish they feel as they are blown to smithereens by the stickies beneath their feet
>you, meanwhile, having desperately trying to rescue ranger their sentries in an attempt to maintain some form of defense, are backstabbed for the 20th time by a spy with an unusual that none of your team's 5 pyros seems to want to stop
>your lone sniper fruitlessly attempts to shoot through the spawn door glass as the final control point is captured

>spy disguises as an engineer after stabbing you
>the pyros don't spycheck the engineer walking away from sapped buildings
>he stabs them

>xXTr1ckSt4bxM4st3RXx is still godlike 30
>Reliable Demolitions is on a rampage!
>Blu Engineer #4:omg why is my team so shit?
>5 engineers, 3 spies, 4 snipers, and a single pyro
>No medic and no power classes on your team

>play Engi at payload defense pl_snowycoast
>set a Sentry in a dead corner
>Spy saps my building
>trigger his deadringer
>drop sapper and start to repair sentry from gun front
>try to look busy
>hear Spy decloak behind me
>Sentry starts to get ready to fire through me
>probably he swung his knife or did an inaccurate shot on purpose
>*sidestep*
>he takes a rocket salvo to face and I keep repairing like nothing happened

>your lone sniper fruitlessly attempts to shoot through the spawn door glass as the final control point is captured
That got me.

wow so much green today

Back in my day, we used to actually type our made up stories out with proper grammar and everything. Greentext is so much easier to shit out, though.

>like 14 posts in over an hour
wtf

>Legacy low-level quickplay parts appear to have been removed. Like it or not, casual is here to stay:
github.com/SteamDatabase/GameTracking/commit/b266edf58bc930e1e1646f4025b88429ef111526

ugcleague.com/team_page.cfm?clan_id=23804

ha ah

>create a perfect system for matching players together
>no one ever complains
>replace it with a buggy system that straight up consumes more time to join a game
>doesnt even have basic things like autobalance or team selection

>Quickplay
>Perfect
I always had to manually find servers with Quickplay anyway, because whenever I hit random I'd get matched into fucking Dubai or whatever. Casual is basically the same shit at this point, get over yourself. For the first week or so, minus queue issues, casual was the objectively superior matchmaking service. It was crybabies like you who ruined it, so shut up and accept the mess that you made.

>playing scout on Frontier
>not even top scoring, but like 18/5
>two ppl on other team tell me im the best scout theyve ever seen

compliments i dont deserve ruin me lol

also, one of my scout loadouts

maybe for you it doesnt matter since all you could ever ask is a random map on a random game mode, but it really fucking hurts waiting 5-10 minutes just to get into a highpass server, which is going to last just as long with the LGBT parade on the other team, then watch slowly as your teammates vanish and youre going to have to wait 5-10 more minutes to find a new normal game

this system is ass and fuck you for thinking it could ever be good

valve is retarded trying to copy every single other game with this system

what

How to plai Pryo mini-guide:
Escort/flank:
>Engineer needs to carry a lvl3 to the ahead point to secure an area
>Sweep for pocket Heavy and Demoman until the Sentry is up
>seek higher ground to drop upon pushing pockets to engage and drop Medic with a secondary or force it to deploy über earlier
>if enemy pocket noticed you first it's always better to initiate with your secondary first unless you are within' range or enemy Medic go really close to pocket.
>watch the scoreboard and try to estimate the right time to start a flank route depending on who are dead on enemy team.
>cover higher grounds while watching over your own pocket to seize any Spy or Sniper threat before it becomes a trouble.

Sweep/reflect:
>interfere with airblast first, if someone messes with your pocketing Medic
>keep reflecting projectiles off from sentry
>retaliate with your secondary against Sniper and enemy Demoman to send them off balance or to panic
>know where your Engi set his Dispenser to fall back and put people out of fire
>if enemy pocket is close to Sentry line just split Medic away from pocket via airblast without him noticing. crouching airblasts may help.

Scorch/check:
>spray on props around sentry, your flame particles will spray around larger when exposed on a hard corners. Stop W+M1 puff bursts and keep checking barrels, boxes, fences, beams, pillars or other tubular and edgy shit.
>burn the sapping Spy first, airblasting is optional. Leave sapper dropping to Engineers unless they're dead or too far, you can't repair the damn Sentry but Engi can.
>juggle DR spies with airblast then score some shots with Shotgun.

Engage/Accuracy:
>when you can reach the opponent with flame spray, it's smarter to strafe around it. If you have no space to do it crouching airblasts may help you with that instead of trying to tick in 10 dps more before you die.
>If too close watch their step and strafe at the same direction while yawning your mouse infront of them

>needing a guide to play pyro
lmao

post spoils

i crafted a lot of duplicates that i had from last halloween

Roo Rippers or Scaly Scrapers?

accidental headshots are funny

do you want to fuck dogs or snakes?

too bad i cant even score them on accident

r8 my terrible sniper idea

new sniper rifle

- no scope
- no headshots

+ 75 damage bodyshots

:D

does sniper have any good coat miscs?

3

terrible
cant kill anything in 1 shot, sniper's primary role
have to 2 shot low health classes
have to 3 shot medic, demo, pyro, soldier
have to 4 shot the heavy

any of those classes are going to mow you down by the time you get 2 shots on them

Post Pyros

dont

pottis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do people still want joining friends that are in casual play? thats how you get 6 stacks kicking people to make a free slot for their friend

>mfw cant play TF22 yet bcuz i have to stay more in the hospital
FML
any games for a 2007 laptop? it struggles with GTA 3

>koth
>lose 1 round
>half of the team leaves

>bcuz
>FML
>i have to stay more
I don't think a youngin' such as yourself should be playing these kinds of games.

>Write a long post
>Lost due to hiroshimoot's jewery
mega fug

>writting something long in an internet browser with no copy/paste backup
>not writing it in word or notepad
jesus christ, this is like, the FIRST thing that's taught in "how to use the internet, for dumbdumbs" books and guides

No, its bland, barely noticable and a waste of keys

true they need giant fuck me effects next time

>Nobody anywhere selling halloween masks
PANIC

Terraria
Hotline Miami
The entire Serious Sam series
Dude sex
HL2 if you tone down the graphics
HL1
Portal
Bad rats

This guy comes into your spawn and slaps you on the ass with his medigun, what do you do?

thanks m8

Tfw play stock spy so much that I can't use the dr anymore

New sniper rifle idea

"old rifle"
Aim down the iron sights, this thing doesn't have a scope buddy
+more vision of your surroundings while aiming
+gain charge power on kills
-less zoom
-no automatic charge

Honestly vanilla is always superior, 9 seconds of cloak can get you literally anywhere if you surf ammo crates, plus it charges fast as fuck

>these comments
What the fuck did this hat do?
Did it run over someones dog?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/comments/2231

>got the tard team again in casual
GAYBEEEEN

The fuck are you going on about. Almost 30 comments and 3-4 hate comments doesn't mean it's universally hated

Outpost shills trying to ruin bazaars mascot.

t. Fiskie

What is he even doing nowadays?

1/3

2/3

Painting everything the same colour doesn't make it look good