/owg/ Overwatch General

Reaper is for tender love and care, NOT sexual

Her name is Widowmaker because she kills men

>"Why do you want to smell my butt again, cherie?"

you know exactly what it means

Hope you folks still have your loins braced for that canon reveal that's inevitable.

Who wants to bet me 20 bucks they'll release First Strike the last day of November?

theyre buffing mccree again because one of the devs lost a 1v1 while playing with a controller

I do not know what it means

Have they indicated that they going to implement everything? Some things? No things?

Claim you're husbando

>be in game with gook
>gook is dva
>our team dude picks hanzo
>gook: NOOOOOOOO NO HANZO FUCK YUO 씨발
>we lose game
>potg is enemy genji slicing dva mech, then dva, then our hanzo
>gook types angry korean then leaves
>hanzo types this:

1st for Reyes

Jesse McCree

>No bastion

Her name is kinda twisted, desu. Her first kill was her husband, which means she made herself a widow.

nth for the trash boy

If I have 1346 comp points, what rank do I need to be to earn a gold gun at the end of season 2?

wow, reported

Daily reminder that Mercy is in a monogamous, pure, Christian, loving sexual relationship with Genji

zen is best man

Soldier 76

I want him to get bullied by Reyes and then get angry about it and let me be his bottom bitch.

>got a POTG for charging off a cliff as Reinhardt
Embarassing

Cutest and best pairing

I really dididn't want to. Please remove your corpse from my facial area

I had a decent game as Pharah for the first time in a while. Still wish QP wasn't putting me against people 1k+ SR above me every match but at least it might make me get better in time.

Bastion is a girl

>those voicelines
>that bleu skin
>those *dinks*(even sweeter from PTR buffs)
So perfect

>tfw no qt blueberry to sit on my face

>embarrassing
you mean best way to get potg as rein

For the love of god can someone post the D.va pic where she's on her stomach dressed as a cat
Thank you so much

Bastion is a girl (male)

Got props in QP just now for Discording like a madman. (Thanks Wingzero if you're on here.We would have had that last Dorado match if the most of the rest of our team weren't shitters.)

If "Top 1% Zen" guy is still on - do you primarily track/scan or use a lot of charge shot? Main diffs between us appear to be elims, obj kills and on-fire rate, just curious how heavily it's weighing them.

The only right answer

I prefer environmental kills by playing bowling with Rein's charge POTGs
Did that with a KOTH map and was extremely happy that I got it

>wake up
>see this dirty fucker next to you who still has dirt all over him
>"It's time for some mayhem!"
>mfw

We still doing these? My personal collection since launch.

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Why is bastion a fucking retard omnic cant speak english and zenyetta is some hippie fuck who can speak perfectly fine?

Reinhardt charge bowling is best fun since charge n' targe back in tf2 days.

Used to charge and smash spies / scout. doing pretty much the same thing with reinhardt against tracer and ana

All that attention from the medias and fans around the world and the responsibilities of being a soldier, I wonder if sometimes she just wants to play videogames with a cute boy without worrying about anything

different user but I can fill in I guess (zen score is ranked, not qp)

charge shot is good for picks if you can estimate where somebody is coming if around a corner or if you're being followed by say a reaper, but mainly when in the midst of a fight just holding down left click to do that good ol' damage

I'm not and I'll show you
*unzips pants*

Being dirty is a really good excuse to take a hot bath with him and wash his back, though.

because bastion was built for war and didnt have the need for anything more than basic vocalization

I got a POTG with bastion & i was in recon mode the whole time. I felt useful.

Widowmaker? More like booty shaker!

Finally starting to get decent at Rein. Feels good man.

>consolebabbies have to find a computer to play HoTS on and link their accounts to get Oni Genji

kek

>Pharah is ONLY for Breeding, its her ONE and ONLY purpose in life

Delte this

Why the Cuckold link for Dva? Was she announced to be one of the shipped characters?

No, they're all airheads focused on muh country pride, but at least you'll have lookalikes.
mobile.twitter.com/atuyu_tubuyaki/status/767975783717441536

some of these are amusing but not all that really "edgy"

R E A D WHOLE OP's COMMENT

>pick jumppack lady
>someone picks mini sniper 12:00PM man
>forced to change hero
Thanks blizz

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Fuck you bitch he's mine

delete this

True, the edginess of some names is debatable but they gave me a modest chuckle so I put them in anyway.

Best most enlightened husbando right here senpai.

Kek

>be junkrat, low health
>look for medkit
>finds the big one
>run toward it
>enemy hanzo appears out of nowhere and takes the medkit
>looks at me and draws bow
>his face:

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I respect your taste at least. Why not appreciate him together

DELETE IT

>furry
we don't need this sort of degeneracy here

Isnt' Morrison an airhead too?

That girl is a real crowd pleasah

Hana's boyfriend

Never tried a lot of demoknight during my tf2 days
Now that I love reinhardt I'm a little curious how he is nowadays

Daily reminder that the age of consent in korea is 13.

loli or not you can legally do her.

>Playing REEper in Comp on Numbani.
>Enemy Tracer keeps blinking around corners and straight into a headshot from my shotguns.
>Win the game and get POTG.

It feels like a laugh track from a sitcom should play every time that Britbong Kurt Cobain dies.

Would you do Hana though, if the opportunity presented itself?

been busy the last few days, so... what happened to ptr guys? cant connect atm, did they took it down for a while prior to, sombra tomorrow live game?

sombra was so shit that they shut it down and removed her from the lineup

I do not care about age of consent.

I had some really awful games, sorry.

One involving a really obnoxious Roadhog main (37 hours on that fat fuck) who kept squealing "DADDY'S COMING!" over mic. Eventually his high pitched meme screams turned into bitching and moaning when we started to lose. Also got mad at some dude picking Lucio instead of Mercy and would not shut the fuck up about it. That guy basically Ruined hog for me.

So, about 12 hours for sombra release.

Everyone that has played more than 3 hours with her agree she's kinda weak, with everyone that has more than 10 on her agreeing her gun is a huge issue.

Is there any gold shitter here still doubting that she's weak right now?
It's been a week of denial.

An Ana Nanoboosted me as Mei (probably by accident) and I got a triple kill with icicle headshots which actually won us Anubis defense

I feel like I'm the only one who likes her gun.

Also I think her ult is really good for initiating fights rather than disrupting stuff mid fight.

>Widowmaker
What did Talon mean by this?

The gun is not bad
if she was a fucking support and acted like one

>someone is being an insufferable cunt
>it's always either a Roadhog or Tracer 'main'

Half of owg thinks otherwise.

strawpoll.me/11653030/

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Her gun is weak but, it wouldn't be so bad if the rest of her abilities made up for it

but they don't

Even if she were under Support that still wouldn't make her viable

legend

I think it's because I play Tracer so much. I really think it does good damage for it's magazine size.

Hey don't KRUSH em too hard!

Is going into orbit.

>solo queue because fuck my life
>hanamura
>play reinhardt
>me ooga team booga
>have shitter mercy who fucking dies first all the time
>everyone tells him to play lucio instead
>start to actually tie 2-2
>shitter goes back to mercy
>we never cap the first point
>they cap it so we lose
>enemy team says "both reinhardts were pretty good"
>mfw

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help, I am in love with a fictional character

You have to be legit retarded to think she's not coming tomorrow.

No ptr, jeff said they were fine with the changes, oni genji skin promotion tomorrow, etc.