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>Wiki
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

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twitter.com/Thooorin/status/798935976756346880
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>making early threads

tfw no operation

Anyone got the ASUS VG248QE? Thinking of copping it

>only 1 in 2016
>only 1 in 2015
>3 in 2014

um .... gotards?!

OPERATION WHEN

SMASH DAT YOU

upsmurf it lol

memes

Why aren't you guys watching our girl lalafk1?

watching the stich and joe show aka our guys meme live and hard on youtube

csgo is dead

>five man smurf team in non-prime
>Lose to one guy

Lol

[*] echobots [*]

Should I?

what a shitshow nonprime is holy fuck

>non prime after a vac wave

Wait for godsent souviners

@heh come back to discord :(

i guarantee you they won't even qualify

That's what you said for the eu qual

THROUGJ IVY OUT MIDDLE LILE A SPEED DEMON XDDDD

le there goes 10 minutes o f my life again XDDD

>thread of best fps game of all time is constantly dead, even during esports

Just goes to show how trash 99% of vg are at video games. You should consider suicide.

It was only alive because of betting and those cheating anime faggots shitposting.

>no new weapon skins for 3 months
Has valve given up?

maybe they work on new operation skins, the last one didn't have any

Overwatch killed this game its time to move on niggas stop wasting your money on skins and buy the superior game

no one likes overwatch

why is ceh9 such a shitter lmao

i bought it on release but it was boring after not even a month

Fuck your skins. When are they going to fix their anti-cheat system?

literally never

Why would they when esea exists

Fug.

At least ESEA is taking steps towards moving their anti-cheat onto LANs now.

yeah I'll believe that if they catch anyone.
How can they claim to have a working anticheat system with zero cheaters catched?

How can I claim that I am a heterosexual with zero women sexed?

rate my fragmovie of me and friends
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8qvogdsw4FE

you can't faggot

And you can't call me a faggot senpai because I have 0 sex experience with men.

that's not a corndog?????????

Why did Pimp and Acilion sign with shit NA teams?

corn + dog

audio editing is pure trash but its Death Grips so id say +1

What happened to the HenryG/Sadokist prostate exam goal?

D A Z E D
A Z E D
Z E D
E D
D

quick, post your cs profiles!

>542 wins
>MG2

kys

>play mm on le, friend is dmg
>teammates gold nova 3 and 4
>enemies dmg and a lem
Is this a bug or is valve really that autistic?

yiff in hell furfag

I've considered it.
It's really the first game I ever played on PC though, started as silver 1 in like 2014
Post yours :)

You don't like my doggo?

prime mm allows a much larger skill gap because its a smaller player pool. the novs probably 3 stacked with a mg or dmg

...

liquid is an anime team

NEW OPERATION DROPPIN IN HOT ON THURSDAY

nitr0 and maybe elige are weebs, yeah. hiko got named by a a weeb although is not one.

i swear csgo has the best and the gayest talent in esports ever
just look at iem right now

henry obviously likes dick
sadokist looks like a total faggot with that mustache
dazed is such a bottom with that haircut
alex with his painted nails yo

tyloo are literally a living anime

dont get me wrong i can enjoy some good dickin myself

chinkshit is NOT anime

Why the fuck is nuke being played literally every time I open a stream? Nobody likes new nuke, not even the pros, it's fucking trash. No fucking way valve aren't shilling it.

And why are navi down 5 rounds against shitquid?

tyloo vs imt is mirage with cool guy metuz casting on b stream

None of those have any talent whatsoever besiddes dazed, and he's the most alpha straight male in the whole CS scene.

Navi sucks nowadays.
Their glory days are over.
NA is the new way to go.

>that one retard that tries to bait yous with his idiotic opinions but never gets any

9 decides hiko's new fetish

I thought it was the slav era?

corndogs

food (its his old fetish)

It's sadder when it's a tripfag desu

Slav feet

u-u-usa?

Attacker is cute as fuck. Anyone have that picture of him watching Niko practice?

not even americans cheer from liquid

>NA
liquid, optic, c9
>EU
VP, ????

are europeans even trying anymore?

Sadokist's moustache that makes thoughs of him sucking my dick and rubing it against my balls infiltrate my mind for whatever reason.

Is s1mple using network hacks to get 1 ping?

>simple is the best player in csgo and possibly all of esports
t. thorong

>"Liquid won't get into double digits"
t. matchfixer

yo I haven't posted on csgog in like one year what are you guys up to now

do we still tell each other to flush yourself

fuuuuuuuuuck

we are back to the roots now
kys

twitter.com/Thooorin/status/798935976756346880

Is zews back to full-time coding now that he's on a coaching role again?

whats it like now that valve killed gambling that used to be all we talked about really, skines and bets and shit

How to win against Tyloo: ban Mirage

10 posts an hour if no tournament is going on
30 posts an hour if there is

TL cheating again, how not surprising

can't cheat on lan, noob

...

>slavs

hehehehehehehehe

ok now catch me up on memes and whatever dumb shit we argue about these days so I can get up to full posting level as fast as possible

I bet simple beats up flamie and takes his lucnh money regularly.

you redditors are quite common nowadays huh, go away

lurpiss posting is still on
freakazoid addy posting has died off
anime posting has gone down a bit

is lurpiss posting still the same 2 guys or do other people do it now

Literally nothing new or interesring. Threads are so dead, but mostly newfags post, so almost none of the old csgo lingo can be seen.

Only new thing is shitskin newshits trying tk force favela monkeys as our guys every once in a while.

yeah they are probably at school still, will probably show up in an hour or 2

>navi

for like 2 years maybe 20% of the posts during non tournament times were by me so I wondered what it was like when I left

delet this