Spessmen on a Spess Station

Nymphs definitely take pressure damage.

>Carsh will keep on making his retarded cryomix that injects 1.25 units of antitox to naked people once when the mix is halfway used

xth for carbon engineering

REAL THREAD

What are you doing nigger?

>No posts
Get fucked I ain't doing shit

What's the best erp server? I want my waifu to have a good time for our first time.

Goonstation.

Shit man I don't know, I'm Veeky Forumsstation 4 lyfe. Probably Vore?

Vg is totally erp friendly

Whose fucking OC is this and what is their key? This insufferable Veeky Forumsstation faggot's character is clogging up the booru like so much cholesterol.

I'd let her clog up my booru if you know what I mean

>tfw no one will ever draw your character so well

Ask Yahir to

>well
Those god forsaken wirecutters.

user said the character, not the background objects

Whoever was arguing earlier that you should make cryomixes with clothed people going in in mind, you are retarded. Always strip people before putting them in, you shouldn't be making bad mixes because some idiot might put someone in with clothes on.

>you shouldn't prepare contingencies because your colleagues underperform
yes you should
that's the difference between being a useless self-righteous autist and being a competent crewmember

and there's no point in making a cryomix with a bunch of 5u shit if you're only thinking about naked people
at 50% of the mix used, this will inject patients with a 1.25u dose ONCE in their mix cycle. Fucking useless.

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Yeah that guy's mix wasn't good, but making a mix that has clothes in mind ruins it also.

Yahir drew me in my first week, he's very nice and skilled.

no, fuck you
does an action lead to the crew losing less time?
if yes then do it
Nothing worse than an autist who willingly does unoptimal shit and blames his colleague for it.

>not accounting for your comrades being complete fucking numbskulls
That's not very robust of you, mister man.

It's unoptimal when you fucking put people in with clothes on because the mix runs out like 100 times faster. Literally nothing worse than that.

ask Dizor

>mfw the same thing happened to me

random ass purple arm
high heels in ZAS's kingdom
weird kneepads failing to hide inability to draw knees
inconsistent collar
arms the same size, despite depth
legs very different size, despite little change in depth
leg coming foreward at pronounced angle looks flat sideways
(or they're straining a leg to balance on high-heeled magboots?)
hips look wrong in green drawing
hips partially covered in other drawing, but look OK
ugly crazy-line navel

weird aesthetic in general (is that a jumpsuit? a hardsuit?)
(has the artist never seen dead space?)

at least the faces are well done, if simplistic

c To accommodate for clothes you need to make sacrifices towards the naked.
And you should cater to the naked, as they're your intended user.

Frankly, it's going to be really shit for the clothed either way.

>Dizor is good but only draws a few people and fetish stuff
>Yahir draws everyone but 9/10 times it's bad or just drawing Annie Rodgers for the hundredth time

Is there a third drawfriend?

(you)

Jidders drew this of me like my third week here, I cherish it

As if drawing Annie is a bad thing.
To be honest I think I counted it out and I've drawn my own character way more than all the other drawings for stranger a combined.
My motto is and always will be "if you don't do it then who else will?"

THICC

>tfw you'll never be popular enough for someone to draw your character without you asking for it
I only just barely managed to get mentioned in the thread semi-regularly before I got bored of spess and became a nobody again.

It was really comfy and good RP before that, which was what I enjoyed most.

No seriously ask me on discord. Give me a decent description of your character and I'll whip something up.

I have a few pieces of fan art.

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>tfw asked all 3 for art and got nothing.

Are you a cuntbag to them? If so there ya go. Act like a jackass and people won't give you free shit dummy.

Today I will remind them

>three hour round as lowpop sec

kill me desu

Fuck me that round went on for a while

>three hour round as comfy thanksgiving trader

lovin it desu

>Latejoin and go to medbay
>Chemist has CMO bound and feeding him "shitter juice"
>CMO says he's being murdered
>Set CMO free
>He tases the other guy and feeds him something, probably chloral or poison, and disposals him

I dunno, It seems like from my outsider perspective someone still got murdered by being fed chemicals. It's like the trolley problem all over again.

>its a chickenwick trader round

:ok_hand:

>be cargo tech
>go through round trying to run people over with the mule
>fail at it
>equip knight armor and become roboticist
>convince cheeki to come for an upgrade
>emag
>cheeki dies as it tries to chloral silently
>comes to me with faulty borg to salvage
>salvage I did
>got brain and emagged AGAIN
>names itself BLOB
>goes on a psuedo killing spree until locked down and destroyed
>They come to me AGAIN, without the littlist bit of suspicion in their minds
>ignore detective, salvage
>get brain
>emag
detective finally shows up and takes locked borg to be salvaged alive
>quickly run into RD office and unlock borg
>PM via PDA
>Kill Everything
>lore walk by robotics to see a borg happily smacking away at the detective and a scientist.
>get on board shuttle and kill the rest of the station
>pet my loyal borg for being reborn twice and for being a good borg.
you guys trust me too much

so Vox COOK and SELL, their own CHILDREN?

so humans turn from infants into monkeys into adults, then?

I had suspicions, but nothing concrete until I saw you e-mag the borg. Went to confront and by then the borg was already unloading on us.

Well there aren't any turkeys in space

>Mfw I turn on the R-ust and hear the glorious sound of autism in the chapel.
Too bad the power went out at the end and I missed the chance to screenshot it.

twas a good borg, many a pattings aloft the head it recieved

It was all clever no-fruit pie shenanigans so no turkeys were harmed anyway.

Dammit should have just stayed at the borg blower second time around

I walked away from the console to tell the detective the borg had no laws, walked in and died. Could've salvaged the round but I made a huge mistake. I honestly think it would've been a lot easier if I had rd access and wouldn't have had to break in. Would've made it a bit harder for the roboticist to break the console.

Wait a second, if that was the same mmi the whole time. That borg willingly got emagged after it was ordered to harm people in its last body. If anything, the borg should have stunned you for ordering harm in its old body and the knowing you had an emag from the first time.

when a borg dies it stops "saving to memory"
and likewise when its placed in a new borg body its memory is wiped.
this RP rule is placed so that someone who dies then gets borged cant exact revenge.
from what I remember its a different story if the borg is alive and I am salvaging the MMI from a functional borg.

Nope.

I saw you, you literally passed me when you were running out of the RD office, in which i ran in and released the borg and messaged him to "Kill Everything"

I didn't hear the message or I would've 100% blown the borg.

>tfw don't know what to get my waifu for Christmas

it was done PDA

He said in that it was a PDA message

Oh, well I mean, what could I have done about that really? My fault for being too trusting.

Give her a gift from your heart user. If she really loves you she won't care what it is. After all, it's really the thought that counts.

ok then, on the other side of the computer he is only human and can only react so fast.
after placing him int he borg I was ready to emag him as Fast as I could and generally got lucky that it didnt fail on the first try each time,
much faster than say turning into a security borg and assigning a taser to a slot followed by stunning said assailant.

Borgs can always suicide. People forget that.

Actually curious though, is there anything else that produces sparks on a borg besides emagging it or is that the dead giveaway?

goes against laws, even if "probable harm"
I think attacking it does

Law 1 over law 3 nignaga.
Borg analyzer does. It patting itself with various tools.

But it's usually an emeg.

I guess if you see case open and sparks though you can generally infer what's actually going on.

>what could I have done about that really?
Checked the PDA messages at telecomms.

I wanted to draw her something, she likes art, but I'm an awful artist and it'd just look like a child did it.

Can AI do that?

There's still some time user. Find some self help resources on how to draw, and try to improve. If anything she should appreciate that you're learning a whole new skill to try and make her happy.

If you are able to deliver a physical product, you could try your hand at woodcarving or another artsy craft.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Probably.

>Find some self help resources on how to draw

are you really gonna start another asimov war?
its been settled that potential harm will not exist in ss13 since borgs and ai can loophole the fuck out of it

Yeah like that. I've heard good things about that book.

I would assume /ic/ could give tips too if you want someone to look at it but don't want to show it to us for our amusement. I've never been there, but looking at the catalog they seem like a helpful bunch

I'm gonna try, thanks trips man.

Thanks!

Feel free to examine the silicon section of the rules one more time.

>tfw I didn't notice my trips
Kek has blessed your quest. Go forth and produce a masterpiece.

Potential is haram, but Probable is halal

nigga its been settled community wise since admins were tired as fuck of dealing with ai and borg cases.
potential harm allows borgs to taze and arrest anyone if they hold a gun or anything that can generally in any way cause harm.
borgs were literally going around fucking the station up because a toolbox can deal damage and in turn kill a person potentially.
but feel free to do that in game, see how far you get

>when its placed in a new borg body its memory is wiped
>this RP rule is placed so that someone who dies then gets borged cant exact revenge

Well that's strange, I can't seem to find it in ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules

Could you point out what number that rule is?

>5. Silicons ARE allowed to act upon probable harm. Probable harm is a situation where future harm is VERY likely. An example of this would be a traitor with an ebow and esword wiping out half the crew and getting arrested by a borg. The chance of the criminal doing something similar is very likely and as such law 2 can be negated by law 1. This does not mean a clown punching a guy once is probable harm and as such, silicons are not allowed to ignore law 2.
Nigga what

Behold.
I'd shy away from using the wiki to back up any particular point due to "wiki warriors."

Just fuck my shift up basically.

The rules are updated, the wiki in general is not.