>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?" Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).
never because I can't fucking figure out why my server is fucked up
Camden Ramirez
>ftp site is still down reeeeeeee
Charles Flores
nite nite bred
Daniel Perry
>Rhodok """""""""""""""nobility"""""""""""""""
Brayden Carter
what faction has the most cuhrazy units in smayo? pikes and xbows are kinda boring, I want handgrenades and cannons and shit
at the very least I want to wage war on a crazy faction to get all that stuff as loot, it costs way to much to buy it
Gabriel Baker
Samurai Gunners will get messed up by a cavalry charge too; that's why you deploy pikemen in front of the gunline. All I'm pointing out is that Ashigaru armies are pretty viable; they suffer badly in siege combats but in field battles they can do alright en masse.
Caleb Reyes
>Refuse to marry until I hit 100 relations with significant other Is this a bit mucH? I can't tolerate that I am unable to increase relations with female spouses after marriage and the concept of my character have a legion of 100 relationship bros with a cunt wife breaks my immersion.
Cooper Lopez
Part of the glory that is Rhodok is that they Champion the Common Man. Do not let the filthy swadian propaganda of the hook nosed money lender attempt to convince you otherwise.
Jose Brown
>rh*doks
Jonathan Morales
>Kitchener >glorified mountain bandits >champions of the common man Oh I'm laughing
Camden Cook
>glorified mountain bandits >mountain bandits the BOW bandits No
False flag all you want. No on even cares what the Sarranids think.
Lucas Perry
>crossbows mean we're totally not a bunch of glorified mountain bandits
Joseph Gonzalez
t. butthurt Sway-di-ann filled with bolts
Gabriel Ross
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Connor Jenkins
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Zachary Butler
>Crossbows and Polearms mean we're totally not a bunch of glorified mountain bandits Exactly.
Joseph Phillips
has rhodokposting gone too farfar
Grayson Hughes
Correctly fatigue induced typo
Attempts at tarnishing the good name that is Rhodok shall not and cannot be permitted.
Thomas Cook
>trying to gather the fabled 8 heros of prophecy >all that remains is the legendary Borcha >raided Vaegir villages early on >the snowy mountains of the Vaegirs are dangerous territory only for the brave >have visited the inns and taverns of towns from the Sarranids to the Nords >never found the great Borcha >gather the largest army I can of Swadian knights and Rhodok sharpshooters in an effort to find this legend in Vaegir territory >all men are felled, captured or scattered >only I remain >manage to evade the Vaegir lords long enough to reach the outskirts of Rivacheg >get accosted by a group of Sea Raiders >these savages won't even accept gold for my safe passage >spend several weeks being raped for days (for I am a woman) and escaping, only to be captured once again as I neared Rivacheg >my holes have been completely used up and filled with an ocean of Sea Bandit cum >probably pregnant with some sub-30 IQ beast's offspring >one day the bandits scatter as King Yaroglek rides to Rivacheg >find my moment and escape >disguise myself and sneak into the town >enter the tavern >Borcha is nowhere to be found >check the rest of the Vaegir towns on my way back to Dhirim to start looking for my other scattered heros >no Borcha >the search continues
Man FUCK Borcha and FUCK this game. Fucking thing crashed as I alt-tabbed to shitpost about this.
Grayson Barnes
>spend several weeks being raped for days (for I am a woman) and escaping, only to be captured once again as I neared Rivacheg >my holes have been completely used up and filled with an ocean of Sea Bandit cum
h-hot
Dominic Taylor
>raided Vaegir villages early on >spend several weeks being raped for days (for I am a woman) and escaping, only to be captured once again as I neared Rivacheg Karma
Anthony White
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Kayden Reed
>female players
Mason Morris
post your characters or something
Aaron Rivera
>having a female spouse Husbands are simply superior
Gabriel Ross
Will do once Bannerlord releases lmao
Mason Green
I'm taking a break from Warband to play something else ATM
Jason Diaz
>having a female spouse
Zachary Thomas
Sorry Aniki but Warband does not support god mode
Luke Ward
I'm doing it for steam achievements
James Brown
>stealing papal gear
Brandon Davis
I did the same thing tbhq
Joshua Perry
Purchased with hard earned mercenary money.
Considering that I saved the Crusader States three times; the last time with them being landless, they should have both gifted me this gear and declared me a saint.
Colton Hall
>give up looking >go to Praven because nothing else to do >he's there
Alexander Johnson
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Brayden Reyes
>rhocuck opening the door for Big Nordic Cock
Leo Mitchell
>nords don't even know what bouncer is
should've invested INT instead of Ironflesh
Ian Turner
>picture is clearly taken inside someone's house Just because you pretend to be a bouncer while opening the door for your Nordic bull before running off to your cuck shed in the mountains doesn't make you one.
Josiah Phillips
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Austin Gonzalez
He will obviously shoot the Nords in the back when they pass that door.
>le /v/ermin never ever face
Oh okay, you're just shitposting, i got it.
Nicholas Russell
>le /v/ermin never ever face how new are you
Colton Thompson
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Blake Stewart
Pretty new, it's been only 3 years since I've started posting on /mbg/, but let's be honest, even though Rage Comics came from Veeky Forums, no one used them because 9GAG and Reddit adopted them. This one really got popular on /v/ though, am i wrong? If so, please correct me.
Ryder Campbell
Mod?
Jayden Butler
Sorry, boss.
Jaxon Bennett
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Samuel Lopez
jerking off in the middle of a battle must feel good tbqhwy
Brody Peterson
you can spit it out already boss
Dylan Phillips
>playing PooP >raid a shitty little village because my army is starving + I'm low on money >after the raid I suddenly hear "God dammit!" followed by loud crying and sobbing for about a minute >mfw Dude, a simple scream of despair would have been enough.
Lucas Flores
Frank answered some more questions on ask.fm it seems. ask.fm/captainoflust# Most of them are not very interesting though
Owen Smith
Fully voice acted by saxondragon?
Carter Torres
May Tengri guide my arrow into the nearest Russian.
>start my own faction by taking a castle >immediately gets re-sieged >the three other largest factions all DOW me >lose the castle >now have no army and no land >the factions will never ask for peace because I don't have a court >it's 20k minimum to buy peace from a lord >only three towns that I don't have to sneak into >can't swear allegiance to the factions that aren't at war with me >can't go anywhere without lords fucking my shit up >can't recruit anyone from villages I'm at war with >mfw on realistic
Never start America on your Ann Coulter character on a whim, bros.
John Hernandez
Spoken arabic is really ugly.
Luke Ortiz
-get prison management(I hate this skill because it should not be skill or atleat party skill) -get only blunt weapon units -become richfag fucking easy
Juan Kelly
because its shitty durka durka music, MEC voices in BF2 was fucking comfy
l took praven on day 95 all by myself and am now at war with swadia and the rhodoks now what nigga
Wyatt Barnes
Praven's nothing. Take Dhirim or just quit
Carter White
mod pls
Dominic Morgan
I can take dhirim anytime, hard part would be to hold on to it
Joseph Hernandez
>now what nigga Should have figured that out before you took Praven
Hudson Scott
Oi boss, had I known you're this cute I would've shown myself sooner.
Kevin Taylor
>roaming around just sending companions out to gain right to rule while I try to decide if I'm going to abandon the file or not >see the Khergits who don't hate me pushing in some Sarranid's shit >join their party >just ride around the spawn in circles while 500 Khergits right 15 Sarranids >fight ends >Sultan Hakim is now my prisoner
This game sometimes man, just when I think I'm out, it pulls me back in.
Ayden Clark
Did you ticklehis feet?
Ayden Jenkins
can someone explain how floris acres work ? l have 110 acres in praven and l get fucking negative income
William Cox
>floris
Austin Anderson
you're doing this on purpose aren't you
Julian Clark
B&G Caribbean
Juan Collins
doing what
Jaxson Lewis
doing what
Christian Jones
editing out a (You) isn't that hard desu
Zachary Roberts
ebin
Henry Russell
>people would rather accuse me of samefagging than reply to my question
Angel Hall
>become king for first time after King Butter refused me the recaptured Suno, but I was hoping he would anyway >Swadia was on it's last legs when I joined, only had Dhirim, 4 castles and I recaptured Suno and Praven >quickly capture castles nearby after ennobling several companions >pull my 160 strong heavy cavalry contingent out of Praven, time to rekk swadian lords >none of them agree to become my vassal, shit on them >Dhirim is taken by the nords, they only have two castles left >Harlaus taken prisoner by Nords, no hope of negotiating peace >take last castles, deal with le ebin 0/1 lords raiding villages >finally settle for comfy peace, switch to my traveling horse+armor/weapons and pull my khergit horse archers out, garrison heavy cav >nords decide to start shit, small war, make peace >suddenly Swadian lords defecting en masse, accept them all >I now realize of the 5 that joined, most are little argumentative shitbirds (pitiless), and only count Ryis is honorable >on top of that, one of the ones I was already good friends with got Tihr, only lord that owns a city besides myself
am I in for a wild ride
Eli Scott
don't invite too many lords in, they're annoying cunts
Eli White
>destitute lord comes into my castle begging to become my vassal >I accept him, having heard no bad rumours >he gets full of himself and starts acting like a cunt
boy am I glad dickplomacy allows me to tear their asshole open
Jordan Lee
>get accosted by a group of Sea Raiders >these savages won't even accept gold for my safe passage >spend several weeks being raped for days (for I am a woman) and escaping, only to be captured once again as I neared Rivacheg >my holes have been completely used up and filled with an ocean of Sea Bandit cum >probably pregnant with some sub-30 IQ beast's offspring disgraceful false accusation against noble sea raiders tbqh. they're good nordic men and would never mistreat their prisoners. where are your proofs? active imagination or wishful thinking?
Adrian Cook
No, and he ran away from me before I could get ransom.
Gavin Murphy
Fucking triggered shitlord! Women should be listened to and believed when they report sexual assualt! Fucking sexist pig!
How do you stop Swadia from losing every single fief before the first year even ends?
Parker Garcia
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William Reed
delet
Carter Morris
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Carter Gutierrez
Lances high, they charge the foe Knights of Praven deliver woe They smash the line of Rhodok pikes Crossbows loose from atop the dike A brave Knight falls, his armor rent Inside Sergeant, his blade bent
Sharpshooters flee the field of death Knights cry out, they triumph yet The brave Knight lies, his life pours out Never saw his comrades cause the rout He lays in blood, thoughts of home His spirit the field will forever roam
Knights of Swadia glisten chrome They slaughter evil Rhodok gnomes Knights of Swadia live to kill Great King Harlaus, done thy will Remember the fallen, their lives ceased Never again return to feast
