/hsg/ - Hearthstone general

Really makes you think.

Great Mind Control Tech and Sylvanas counter.

sick ironforge rng firebat

PLAY
MY
FUCKING
GAME

I'm fucking ready for Reno mage

I'll still call it Reno when he rotates out, might even play wild with Illuminators and Duplicate

>fire lizard
wew, it's like an 11 year old designs a game episode
the text is just as cringy

Firebat has had the most insane RNG and topdecks

and people say frostwaker is bad

>4 posts out of the first 10 post of a new thread are shilling other games.
We're off to a great start.

>Best starting hand in all 6 games

How many Blizzard dicks did Amaz suck to get this RNG?

>mage plays blizzard into blizzard into flamestrike

>steals taunt with brawl + sylv

I forgot how much of an RNG fiesta actual constructed games are, all I've been doing is casual for quests

>rig streamers' games so the more casual audience thinks this brawl is a good deal

they wouldn't

Who is gonna get the better run lads? Firebat Warrior at 4-0 or Amaz Lock at 5-1

Post happy boards and hands.

>Could be 5/5 deal 3 take 3
Nah let's not print decent cards

firebat is the better player but his deck is worse
my money is on the bat

I'm watching a guy going 9-1 right now though, my money's on him

Meanwhile HS flavor text.
>So Reaver. Much Fel. Wow

Should I stream a Heroic Brawl run? Would you guys watch that?

firebat is about to go 5-0

link

the point is that you kill whatever you want, then get rid of it with an Evolve or give it to a sylvanas.

name him

i would if kolento or trump aren't streaming

Yeah, tends to happen when you mongoloids can't contain your shitposting in your own general.

I would. I will mock you constantly, though. Don't take it personally. I'm just a venomous person.

>because they spent precious gold on their run they have to rope every turn when losing and make the most defensive play even though they can no longer win
God everyone in this brawl is such a bitter fuck, I wonder if the ladder is less cancerous right now

its worse than flame lance or assassinate, which see no play

This card ruins Sylvanas' shit to the point that it might see play just for that purpose.

This.

HS's flavor text is ethier god-tier or reddit, never a middle ground.

Hello /hsg/ please rate my OC card, do you like it?

Except it will see play in Arena. It nerf evolve from 4. And it will see play with Thief Rogue. It's overall a great card.

Love this card so much. It's as close to a neutral spell as we'll get.

I had the pleasure of managing 30 angry /hsg/ posters in a "meme deck" tournament that ended in a Freeze Mage v. Handlock match.

I know exactly what venom is like and am looking forward to being ridiculed.

Solid point. I'll look for a good time to set up tomorrow-ish.

>mage card
>rogue card
You've got to bare in mind this is a neutral card

>And it will see play with Thief Rogue.

????????

>there are literally dumb enough people within THIS VERY OWN THREAD who are wasting all of their gold on "paid brawl" right before an exapsion is released

bomb lobber was literally flamecannon with a body

Any streamers going at this brawl with Priest?

not that I'm aware but if anyone then zetalot

>"This is too intense"
>When Blizzard rigged every RNG in your favor

I want to punch this guy in the throat

tylerootd

Also, it's the Cursed Blade to Malkorok, the Big Time Racketeer to Moonglade Portal.

RDU is at 7-1 with priest

That's not something to be proud of.
Stop trying to garner attention faggot.

And I'll maybe tune in tommorrow but don't think it's because I'm looking forward to it or anything, I just have nothing better to do.

If you guys want to have fun, play Reno Shaman and pretend that you are midrange until the late game.

mfw Secret Hunters think they have lethal

It seems pretty strong. But user, it's spoiler season. No more OC just for now.

I'm still salty about how that tourney went down. I don't blame you entirely but you know how try hards will try hard.

ALRIGHT JOHNSON, LET'S DO THIS

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The theme of Golden Lotus will ALMOST CERTAINLY be based around stealth and bouncing cards back to your hand.

Something to keep in mind in regards to Bomb Squad.

the EU tournament was better
t. aggro shitter

zetalot is at an event and wont be streaming again till monday sadly

I hope we see a Rogue card "Gain a random Neutral card". It could be okay.

no worries none of the cards are good

Pretty decent for Board removal, I doubt the first effect will see play or even combo with Fandrel

So it's shit?

Blizzard printing a large batch of cards in a new expansion that are all shit?

Sounds belivable, lets just get a 3 mana and 5 mana panda.

10th win HOLY FUCK

Pretty cool

Should be deal 2 damage to all other minions though otherwise it'll hit itself

Yup, 10-1.
One of his friends is 11-2 but he isn't streaming

/hsg/ Tourney Guy was way too fucking lax with the decks.

>This minion deals X amount of damage to all enemies when it is returned to your hand
>When this minion is returned to your hand, draw a card
>When this minion is returned to your hand, gain X health

Calm down you turbo sperg, there's any number of things they can do with the

and reddit said 12 wins without 3 losses is highly improbable. guess they're wrong again

Nah. Another user said it will be themed around mana fuckery and I believe him. The fake coin, the druid gain empty crystals card, draw card and lego are all themed around that.

Fun fact : The Youtube channel that uploaded the original Leeroy Jenkins, was sold to a company that make rip off Pixar and Disney animated Nursery songs.
youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU

Here an example :
youtube.com/watch?v=BJ4lIVIu7Fo

Why are their run so fast while Firebat and Scamaz stucked at 6?

Yeah, just like they do any number of things with handbuffing, amirite?

Nope, sorry, just +x/+x tokens for you, have a nice day.

You blizzardcucks will defend anything they shit out.

That's the point, I think it would just be too strong otherwise.

>is highly improbable
it is though, these people play this game more than the entire /hsg/ together

>dude look this one streamer i'm watching is winning
Why don't you wait till we have the aftermath statistics?

firebat is playing a very slow deck
don't know about amaz but likely he's acting like a monkey for 40 seconds every turn

I will not disagree.
There were mixed perceptions about what the competition was about. I banned Tier 1 decks according to the TempoStorm Meta Snapshot and artificially limited the power of other lineups.

Sadly I let things like "Totally Not Midrange" Mech Druid in through the cracks because I thought things were unique enough. Ah well. Live and Learn. Once the new machine gets right and proper and I find some time, expect more /hsg/ tournies.

I'm not even upset to the original group for doing that. Considering how their channel basically got no attention aside from the Leeroy Jenkins video, selling it to a company that produces shitty memes for mad cash was a good plan.

>Tavern Brawl: Ladder: Jew edition

So I can go sleep peacefully with 1000g.

>it's a blizzard boosts streamers' RNG episode

>Yeah, just like they do any number of things with handbuffing, amirite?

Oh so you're from reddit, gotcha.

firebats has been insane

You dont understand.

The card he drew that turn was A CARD.
He had to get excited. How else would an average twitch viewer stay interested for more than 10 seconds. There's no gachigasm or memespamming going on, so he at least has to talk in a high voice hyping everything up.
I mean what do you want him to do, just stream gameplay?

assuming blizzard can always match equal records with equal records (ie. players with same amount of wins and losses) you don't need to wait for anything because in that case exactly 0.65% of players will get 12 wins

Yeah it was, but it's gone now.

I'm just excited to evolve it.

I just had a guy using the card hovering bug. I thought they fixed this shit? Is there any way you can counter play it? I didn't try to reboot my internet or something.

Why is the cuteness of HS cards directly related to their uselessness?

>highly improbable
Yes it is.
Are you retarded? Do you know how probability works? If it works anything like arena, then someone MUST get 12 wins. However, that also means a shitload of people have to go 3 or less wins. In fact, 50% of all people won't get over 3 wins.

Here is some arena statistics. The game tends to match people with the same amount of wins and loses. So this is how it looks in arena and how it will look in the heroic brawl. Around 0.64% of all people finish with 12 wins.

Sounds good, dog. You all better be ready for Kabal-Reno-Dragon-Menergerie-lock.

By the way, I think having a card banlist might work out this time.

Gonna bring my updated Reno Shadow Priest next time around. Hope that's OK.

no free dust pack this week though. weird they're doing this streamer promotion even when the new set isn't even out. exciting people to play the same old game it's been for months seems stupid

11-1 stream: tylerootd
Last games beginning soon

What's the best deck against shaman? I'm looking to do a heroic brawl and watching the streamers, it seems like literally every deck is shaman.

>card banlist
That's what I'm gonna do after seeing the success of Batstone.

No it's not. Make a new deck and have it to me by 8pm tomorrow.

OMFG

>watching malydruid
Hmm, no thanks

>Mfw no one is getting 11 wins at the moment which is why his search time is so long