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NEVER STOP BAFFLING edition

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>NEWS & STREAMS
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So that just happened

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>tfw you're in a team with Eternalenvy

*yawn*
when do the real teams play?

How does EE do it?

>Wings is bad
-/d2g/

just shadow things

I want to get inside Sheever.

>he does the exact same shit again for like the 1000th time now
I just don't get it man. All players have their shitty moments when they get caught in a stupid position, but envy's just baffling, it's not even funny anymore

WOW

SO COOL SUNSTRIKE KS

EE SO GOOD

BUYING OCTARINE SO HE HAS NO BB AT 50 MINUTES

>Envy is Shadow's waifu
>Envy starts playing like shit
>Shadow starts throwing too

Said no one ever

tfw no dotard gf

did anyone honestly expect Wings to lose this?

Seriously guys how the fuck is Envy a pro player?

No how the FUCK has he become a stable pro player?

after this series

>People STILL ever doubting Wings

Previous: >20 posts early

>he still believes in the fraud that is arteezy
lmaoing at your life senpai

ur words gave me a boner, u gay bruH?

uh where is godz looking?

guys

iceice or iceiceice?
or ice?
or icy?

What if there was something like mana burn, but for health instead of mana?

>NP
>ever losing starting now
pick one

Shadow buy a HURRICANE PIKE HOLY FUCK.

>Wings keep proving that it's not the heroes that are shit, but the players

...

>tfw too much ice

does 1437 switch to rose to mess with owen?

is this fly's dad

let's get this straight: is diffusal like a shadow demon ult? does it cancel passives?

>np won 2 lanes and drew the third
>np are winning team fights
>they are still somehow fucking losing
>to a brewmaster/spirit breaker
i don't know if wings are just that good or np is just that shit

Baffled

>riley reid
>sheever
yeah, that's some shit taste right here

umm NP fans? Where is your comeback?

>Q does like 250 damage
>R does like 100 damage a second
>melts 3k hp heroes
how does Timber do this much damage?

why EE keep fuck up WL ulti

this is truly clown 9 tier shit

>fuck up Tornado again saving the fucking enemy
>they instantly turn and wipe them
PPD was so right, they just wait for a baffling to pounce on.

>europe defeats china
>america loses to china

nice

good night d2g

>Win a teamfight
>They all buyback
>Still chase to fight rather than backing off just so you can feed away the advantage last fight gave you
???

>brew is bad
>he literally won this teamfight
why is d2g so retarded

>all these buybacks just to delay the game 10-15 more minutes

This match is actually pretty hype

still waiting for C9 throws

EE has missed his fucking tornado meteor defeaning blast combo 3 times in a row now.

HOW IS HE A PRO PLAYER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"pro" players

>that just slightly puffy belly

le stat drain
le pass damage

What's EE's winrate professionally with invoker?
40%?
30%?

This match is not hype because you know that Envy will choke like a fucking bitch and Wings will win

I want to pinch it

It amazes me how twitch chat ride Envy's dick despite the sheer volume of dogshit plays

I want to cum on the tummy

those teamfights are supershit but dirty dota is most entertaining to watch desu

because its actually impressive when he does anything half-decent

>Wings can win with Brewmatser
>EG can't
dotards?

we have the same belly lol

why does he blink in to defeaning blast? it has a large as fuck range.

This game is actually hilarious

Wings threw teamfights so many times left and right and NP are here without racks.

how fucking bad are NP

Wings can win with literally anything

Wings is playing against fEEd and Aui 2k MMR

Pudge/Techies incoming

Is there something confusing for you about Wings being a good team and EG not being a good team?

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>brewmaster getting picked
>brewmaster winning
now icefraud isn't going to buff him

animetards literally thought NP had a chance

>Giving EE the responsibility to not use all 10 of his spells to lose a teamfight
Why does he do it to himself?

shitmail were playing brew so no suprise

You clearly haven't seen twitch spam LUL, Jebaited, BrokeBack and other various "le ebin meme emotes" whenever envy dies.

Also the endless fEEd spam

Why are you even trying to make sense of twitch chat?

Their name is in the Aegis for a reason dumb animeshitposting childposting fuck ceheezepiszza faggot

>They gave wings heroes
It's like they wanted to lose

It's like Wings just fuck around and in the last ten minutes say shit we should win this

>people thought NP wouldn't fuck up

has grant been eating this whole game?

What memehero are Wings going to win with next?

Phantom Lancer?

They almost won tho.

What did merlini do to his hair

>almost won
>never even got a single rax

"""""almost"""""

Why are you selectively ignoring the fEEd spam which clearly overshadows the praise?

>didn't even touch any highground towers
>almost won

it's cute

merlini cute

is it time for wings to give them a freebie?

xD

they must go harder in the bane phase next time

>That light chub
University of Northern Florida!

that hero feels like he supposed to be a big thing until you realize his ultimate is lazily made and he wont be relevant for long aside from haze and that area dispel

his agh is a meme too

i would say qop but envy will probably pick her for himself

>NP wins teamfight
>Transitions into doing nothing and then losing a rax
>BUT THEY ALMOST WON

EE fangays never disappoint

Reminder that FNG is ~~aware~~

>Zai using (((echoes)))
He's a nazi isn't he?

Imagine if Dota was perfectly balanced with every hero being viable in multiple instances. Would you want Valve to make new balance changes for the sole purpose of shaking things up or would you want it to stay the same forever?

That fucking SB ruin them holy shit. Charging and literally stunning 3,wasting Aui's Enrage and BKB time and also disabling the Linkens and Envy

I want to see Pheonix played right.

god damn I am loving this music. I wouldn't want to listen to it casually but for this it is god tier

((( ))) what was meant by this?

>form a team 2 months ago
>already starting to form a rivalry with the TI champions

How does BASED EE-SAMA do it

I need you to lick my taint clean u fcking slut

girl digging out shit from vag and eating it.
i could almost smell that shit.
opposite of nito.

I want to see brew become a splitpushing carry that can primal split and reform at will.

I respect Dota in the same way I respect games like NetHack - The genre wouldn't exist without them, and they do faithfully keep their original playstyle for the people that want that, but I'm never going to play them seriously and don't see why any newcomer to the genre would.