Dota 2 General - /d2g/

I'd rather Soepost

NA > EU

Sheever is an integral part of the dota 2 scene, why would you be banned for posting her?

Alright, I'm glad this shit ass tournament is over so that this general can be dead silent again.

Seriously, this game is complete dogshit and it«s community, including "personalities" are fucking ass. How long until it completely dies out?

Anyone wanna buy my acc?

>no "Great Ape" hero
um, dotards? ...isn't it about time?

whats ur mmr

tfw no cute dota gf

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This is a good post.

why does Puppey stick with Cyborgfatt? I cant root for Puppey because Cyborgfatt gets money everytime Pupppey wins

The game is dead in the sense that it's 1) not balanced at all, 2) 0 good players in its pseudocompetitive scene, 3) cosmetics for autistic cunts, 4) see 1), 2), 3)...

Valve devs should kts desu

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5.5

>wanting gorilla heroes

doesnt sound like ur in the trench
then why quit doto?

BTS plays Mafia when?

The trench is from 0-10k mmr

The game is fucking shit, you retard.

you didn't answer my question user
anyways if ur really 5.5k u can sell ur acc for a good amount, why ask here first?

Chen?

based soebro

I hope she's at a lan again soon

I'm not who you originally replied to. I'm just telling you that the trench is omnipresent.

what the fuck am I even watching

BAZINGA!!!!!!!

>teammate picks SB
>feeds alone ten times
>five times being late game when we need to defend
>lose

What is even the point of this hero?

our memes are escaping

This is !attacker, say something nice to him.

baspongo

I'm not. It's a smurf I haven't used for years, my computer is all fucked up I can't even play dota properly anymore and I don't feel like playing desu I wish I could stream or something but no cash.

WHERE THE COMPUTERS AT?

When it comes to shitskins, they're either A) Super hideous, or B) Super attractive

He's B, so good on him.

Yo, where da computers @?

allah ackbar

>Yo where da computers at?
Why does 1437 end up with stereotypical black guy scripts, he's a fucking Canadian-indian.

how is dota not harem?

You can say that to every race desu. Except asians

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA COMPUTERS AT

He is a hip brown youth yo

what's he texting guys?

wait, why was there two KOTLguys?

Asking Wings if they need an offlaner

>watching after the games end

>negroid face in game
0/10
she and mirana need model updates

Can the audience see the KOTLguys?

Its weird that u tell if a player is good from his steamprofile

>memepics/anime
terrible, passive aggressive tilter baddie
>public figures/hot celeb chicks
good, never gives up
>logos/symbols
Decent/good
>edgy soldier/skull/monsters
doesn't speak any language and feeds unintentionally or has zero impact

I wonder what she smells like~

Dotards WHY is our game dying?

steamcharts.com/app/570

is VP tier 1 now?

Word. She is the only reason I watched any of the ROG Masters this past week.

it's like 15 years old

>youtube.com/watch?v=wPk004vsjuE&feature=youtu.be
I guess its all over then..
welp, see you on the battleground!

no updates in ages

stupid report system

no incentive to play further

Game is first on steam though

Hots is still around?

Yeah, they just got two new Heroes too.

Varian and Ragnaros.

how much r u asking for then

how does icefrog/valve get away with only updating the game twice per year?

In the sense that Blizzard is still pumping money into its corpse, sure. SC2 is still around by that metric.

Fanbase that puts both on a pedestal and started a cult around them?

100$

The players are autistic and hate change.

have you ever considered that updating too often just makes a game unstable?

that price doesn't seem suspect at all...

oh i geddit
hehe

Tbh it looks fun..

20 min games also sounds great instead of 70 min losses in dota 2.

it probably is
but its also probably not great
depends on what you want t b h
I'd try out hots if any of my friends played it

i didn't intend to make any joke/pun, if you saw anything it was totally accidental

Why do you say that? The most reputable sellers make it for 150 or so, but I don't have those credentials so I try to sell it cheaper.

I like some of these ideas but the fighting looks so fucking dull desu.

Maybe i'm brainwashed but dota is the only moba where the fights actually look like fun to me.

thought the joke was that all asians look the same

Yeah im gonna ask around. The maps looks so fun and vibrant.

DOTA 2 is still my fav multiplayer game since I stopped WOW in 2009 and CSGO is just rampant cheating their anti-cheat dont work.

dont be, playing hots is like playing at x0.5speed

>TFW asshole seling duped blades of memetears cheap on steam market

>making these type of recruitment videos 2 years after release
christ thats sad

Icefrog did the same, although given 6 months anyone can came up with better balance changes than him.

Hots is less frustrating and blizzards angry hammer of ban swings all time, meanwhile valve is getting money from illegal bets and bots, because if they ban, the memekids will bitch about their steam accounts

In Dota (1) I mean.

valve already stopped betting bots

theres nothing else they can do to stop betting

I would love if DOTA 2 had more vibrant maps and other official maps.

The sides can be mirrored, just as long as its different from the current one.

Atlantis theme, volcanic/hell/underground theme , city in the clouds theme..

they were probably banking on the custom maps scene to get that shit started
too bad the whole thing was butchered at the start with bugs, having to use third party programs to play, creators complaining about being literally locked out from editing maps at times, bad performance (which is a real killer when compared to wcIII maps where you had thousands of units running around) and the 'most popular games of doom' top 10 list that they still havent changed

motherfucker stop giving valve jewbook terrain ideas

Valve is too lazy to bother with quality controlling that shit to let there be non valve map cosmetics.
When I say quality control I mean ensuring nothing is exploitably busted like incorrect juking paths or whatever.

because they saw that getting money from them is better than fix the fucking game and the fucking engine

even bethesdas shitbryo from Fo4 runs better than Source 2 Nowadays

and if you bitch about it even on dev forums about Fixing the damn game, the autistic fanbase who finally surpassed lol in terms of autistic fanatism and putting gabe newell and Icefrog's balls in a pedestal, will say that you're wrong, and it will probably ban you for "faming and trolling"

Forget it, the autistic fanbase will bitch about any improvement

this is why the mod tools is still a fucking joke

so how do i deal with faggot

Latterly can't die with the fucking armlet

One thing is for sure though, no other game is as polished as this.

Blizzard does the best polish on all the games, everything looks and feels so smooth and is completely bug free.

Comparing how DOTA looks to this is a fucking joke. Valve for all the money they have are terrible at programming, design and everything all together. Blizzard just does it all much better and Valve can never compare.

I mean, come on, watching how DOTA looks and feels when you play it to this is like comparing a fucking turd to a professional chef-made dish.

And yet you stupid fucks keep giving Valve money, literally eating up the shit they dish out by the spoon.

HEX

Pick Viper. Guaranteed to ruin his day.

I want more custom games with different maps;

Overthrow is nice but it's too short

AD is broken

SD/RD/AR are all the same after the picking phase.

Stuff like ARAM from LoL would be realy fun If valve could balance it

Big red numbers
Pure damage
Killing Oracle/Dazzle first
Sodomizing his lane
Ratting