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It's not just me who keep getting 2 whole seconds of lag and accidentally space myself?

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post yours I might add you depending

>people will get mad at this picture

this is nothing compared to 2009-13 lag

Science, engineering and cargo

I don't like too many people in medbay

Update.
Post LEGITIMATE reasons for changes besides "I do it differently!" The name of the game is readability.
These are the most common pills and while I could do things like tricord it might just clutter up the list.

>lipozine
30u
radimir spotted

>(Lutum) has made 3 pills, each named 'Bill Hudson Supplement' and containing 30u of lipozine

Iron is white with a red stripe. This is non-negotiable.

based

Solid red = blood
Explain yours

Leporazine is bright red. This is non-negotiable.

CryoxaDex+ is orange yellow. This is non-negotiable.

While blood is red, Iron is a mineral itself and is not red. If you were giving them a pill of pure blood, sure a red pill. Until then, white with a red stripe, to signify its Iron for the purpose of blood.

Red line = blood
Solid grey = iron

Decent but the key point is that the recipient will get blood, not that they will get iron, I think.

I don't really care either way, I'm just shitposting.
I used to make full 50u O- blood pills back when you could choose your blood type (before the CODERS took it away) which was for real red, but that's gone now so who cares

Hyperzine is green and purple for cultural reasons

Ryetalyn is white small

Imidalozoline is outdated, you should make 50u imidalozoline 20u ethylredoxine 20u inacusiate in 10pills and they are the dark green/dark teal large

first for brian bell he pumps in and out of the xeno's ass

bicard 10u = red round
antitox 10u = green round
keloderm 10u = yellow round
dex+ 10u = lightblue round
ryet 1u = green/purple round
tricord 10u = purple round
arith 3u = yellow/purple round
alky 4u = white round

lipo 30u = white long
imid 10u = light blue long
hyper 10-14u = white long with red
iron 50u = red long

>looking through the ban logs for a giggle
>Set bar and toilets on fire because "The toilet because noone enters it. And the bar because the bar is the gathering place of communists and whores"
Wew. I've barely started and this is already better than I expected

>The toilet because noone enters it
That's not actually true, I use toilets for when I'm AFK because I'm actually using a toilet IRL
Muh immersions

>Blew up escape wing and killed two other players because "had to test its effects on organics. is this an anti-personnel bomb or does it just fuck up station property"

Where's WHORENA been lately?

youtube.com/watch?v=NnYgpihsONI

I'm right here
youtube.com/watch?v=mbATC7-RydU

But I finally finished the sweet sundae ramen....

a real human bean

And a real hero

wrong link lol youtube.com/watch?v=F5KgsubkMCA

I wouldn't go that far, no.

Keloderm should be yellow/red to signify that it is two chems.
Dex plus should be blue/teal because it looks better fuck you.

Why do you use a mix of kelotane and dermaline if the latter is better than the former?

>tfw vox

Because they stack, thus healing more per tick.

Thanks

egoist lawset when

Strawberrytan more like Strawberry Man!!!

this desu

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Hashtag exposed

Morena more like Manrena!!!!

Sandy_Sand more like MANdy_MANd

JeanVoerman more like JeanVoerman

>HoP wasn't even traitor and gave everyone full access during dead population traitor

JeanVoerman is the only ckey i know of that is likely to be a woman, purely because they are uninteresting, and exhibit constant bitchy behavior.

bannable offense desu
not that I'm complaining

get a load of this guy

>heads call for a fast shuttle departure when there is literally no crisis going on

Well the singularity was loose and ate all the good gas miners, a lot of engineering, virology, and xenobio.
That seems kind of bad to me.

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>tfw never completed the spacebar

It wasn't remotely close to the shuttle.

Other "female" players?

Are you asking for more "female" static names?

BETA is a good AI.

Yes

I'm not a narc and it's dead pop so i won't go on a ban request. But if I see any shittery from now on I'm ahelping that shit if I'm certain it ain't a new player. I agree with pomf and staff. Shitters need to be purged.

I'd tell you my static but I don't want to get accused of shilling myself. Also I'm not really out for attention. Also I don't spess a ton and I'm sure I'm a literally who because of that.

Sometimes

Surfer "Girl" Brookes!

>hey, you don't like lowpop antag murderboners?
>well, what if we gave them a bunch of 1-hit-kill weapons to start with? Oh and they also can teleport and shit.

I thought of some really cool new races in a dream last night.
Unfortunately I can't remember any details about them.

All I can remember about the dream is some woman holding me at knifepoint and trying to rape me with Albert Einstein's penis. I couldn't even see it, but I knew it was his somehow. I think ham and crepes were also involved in some way.

What do you guys think that means?

You mean Torso "Big nose" Boy?

This round was destined to be an AUTISM fest.
MoMMI Outpost east of escape, ghetto Medbay and custom Autismwatt SME in Atmos

but the Space Bar was too big to succeed.

get good. Shotguns destroy wizards

Where was ghetto medbay? Didn't stumble upon it.

>Emilia stole literally everything got two people arrested and assisted the wizard
>Not antag
Ban when

Here's the thing though: I shouldn't have to greytide me a shotgun ten minutes into the round or die otherwise.

>Act with caution, suspect people committing thievery and aiding antagonists while non-antagonist
>bwiong
>Don't do it, let the gr3ytid3 run because really, it's just going to be a shitfest over OOC/ahelp if not
>Get killed an antagonists either win and people don't reach the shuttle

Dead population is pure cancer, and I'm not just saying that for the last round. Collective experience on box, deff and meta.

When you ahelp or make a ban request

Is wearing cat ears and tail every round a bannable offense?
It should be.

>captain running around with ions during wizard hunts
>tries to shoot a guy behind a window for talking shit
>blows all his own limbs off

>People still think being bwoinked is bad when it's just the admins trying to figure out what's going on

Don't be a fucking pussy you faggot

We didn't have any security, and it wouldn't had hurt me if I weren't fulled cyborg'd up.

I'll have to agree with you on that one since I'm not seeing obvious shitters banned, so I wouldn't see the error in my arrest/kill if they're not aiding the station/acting antagonistic.

youtube.com/watch?v=IxDOk5r8KUA

bwoink sound has never scared me cause I'm a good boy

The hate makes me stronger

>Get killed an antagonists either win and people don't reach the shuttle
What is it with autists who can't write readable sentences? Like, if you're gonna greentext, try to not speak your hermetic language.

>dex
>LIGHT blue
c'mon son
some pills like imidazoline and lipozine just aren't used commonly enough to be worthy of a standard, people only ask for imidazoline about 1 round out of 10 and you won't be looking in your belt for it, you're going to fish it out of the fridge by name

>and it wouldn't had hurt me if I weren't fulled cyborg'd up.
Of course not, dummy.
You're an idiot because you used ions while you WERE "cyborg'd up."

Here are the only ones that matter

You're just repeating what I've said, so you're basically calling to kettle black.

cat

>repeating what I've said
>so you're basically calling to kettle black
That's not what that idiom means.

Also the way you offered the justification of "well the ions wouldn't have hurt me if I didn't have robot limbs" implied that you didn't think you were an idiot for using the ion rifle.

Hide somewhere on the station or fuck off to space. Evasion is usually a better idea than fighting unless you have easy access to weapons.

>Shotguns destroy wizards
This is actually a misconception: The best weapon to fight wizards with are lasers.
Anyone can manage to get one laser or two lasers in before they lmaoblinkspam away, and believe me the attrition game is real.
Sure shotguns are the most destructive weapon IF they hit, that doesn't make them the best overall though.

Why are there Cargonians that rat on other Cargonians?

Why are there Cargonians who board the shuttle?

It's disgusting. I haven't even been an antag Cargo guy, but it should be Cargonia and its people before anything else.

>IF they hit
You could use buckshot if you're worried about not being able to hit a moving target. It'll still cause bleeding and all that.