/hsg/ - Hearthstone general

I have a bet with some hsg guy that we will do a vocaroo depending on her mechanic.
I bet that it's a Red mana mechanic where you gain or lose life.

He say's that Red mana will have nothing to do with the card.

Of course he's wrong, but hey.

>Doesn't deal 3 damage to non-demon minions,

What the fuck, why? Do they just want Kabal Chemist to be aggressively shit?

>pay 1000 gold for crafted arena

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BLIZZARD JEWERY

>Imagine being so autistic you only play ______. All the time.

/hsg/

do you like radiohead?

Dumb retard

It's alright I guess.

can you play as jaina so i can jack off
j/k

Should casual not give gold for wins?

>OP and half the posts are now nothing but anime shit

FUCK OFF

People complain that cards are too much the same.

Now they complain that the card does not do exactly the same as Demonheart.

+3 attack is a bad Divine Strength
+3/+3 for 3 is a great buff
I dont see the problem. You can buff your cards or the opponent cards for more attack.

yeah kinda

I disagree. Some goyim are so cowardly they only play casual. If we take away gold reward from there we will completely scare them off and lose money long term.

it should instead give you a week ban from the game if you queue into casual with meta shit like midrange shaman

What the hell are you even talking about?
She's the card revealed today.

hearthpwn.com/news/1950-the-kabal-reveal-week-3-new-cards-more-to-come

Official Thread Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk

any girl that doesn't look like shes from a bioware or mortal kombat game is anime shit

That last card has to be the Warlock legendary.

Looks insidious

No, this is the Warlock Lego. It's the end of the week reveal instead of Kazakus.

>this is anime according to /hsg/

isn't that one of those ethereal guys? and the armor vaguely looks like something a mage would wear

Well it's clearly a demon, so maybe that buffing potion will see play because of it?

Though it would have to have absolutely ridiculous synergy with buffs for that to happen. Something like "When this minion gains health, deal that much damage to all enemy minions". Though that in practice would just make Power overwhelming even crazier and people still wouldn't run the shitty Warlock potion.

Its a void demon like voidwalker or void crusher ya dingus

i m cum

Mmm, spectacular draws boys.

I guess the shaman before me who killed me on turn 6 and this guy are way better players than me

Looks like a buffed Voidwalker

Yes they are you freeze playing piece of shit

I need someone to screencap all the Jones and jack off Jania posts from the last thread. Please lads, someone do it. I implore you. We need to immortalize this autism for the rest of the world to see.

kys

Congrats you're resident king autist now

Did you ever spectate her and jack off if she played valeera/jaina/liadrin before? Is that why she always plays zoolock?

Really makes you think

Do it yourself.

It's a Void Lord.

Tfw heroic brawl is actually intense as fuck

Well there's nothing quite like killing some huntard who can't heal

Heres your (you)

i reverse imaged some of the jones pics and added someone he knew from some dota forum. apparantly the pictures he's using are fake ( stolen from another member) and he actually looks like this. he's done shit like this in the past

Just how deep does this go

>this annoying attention whore posting

why cant zeriyah be the attention whore on /hsg/

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This girl here is in deep shit now.
Hope you enjoyed your vagoo.

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it's not even me ( the real jones ) posting this garbage

you're not jones.

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No, I am jones

No user, you are the Jones.

What a faggot

we are all the jones

What's going on with his cheeks?

I believe he is sucking them in to make his already-large cheekbones appear larger.

Well I just lost to a shaman who coined hero power on turn 1. Nice game you made there blizzard.

I can't help it I love playing control but ironically warrior isn't as fun for some reason so that leaves mage and priest, because good luck playing renolock in hex meta

>turn 1 dust devil
>coin
>slam
>concede
>well played

you have been visited by the jones of hsg

your opponent will send you her address and pick jaina so you can jack off but only if you post "do you like radiohead?" in this thread

How far we've come lmao, really weird how for so long I wanted totem shaman to be a thing and now that is sort of is I don't even bother playing it

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Okay what is this jones meme? Is it just one guy spamming it?

do you like radiohead?

#FreeJones

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Now shoop in jones and Jaina

I thgouht only girls did that kind of stuff, but what does my ugly ass know anyway.

Last thread, a girl showed us a guy that kept messaging her and she asked for help.
He sent his picture and kept asking question like if she liked Radiohead or if she could play Jaina so he could jerk off.

Just check the last thread. Nothing special.

youtu.be/adBOcofSxAs

1.Hi i'm Jones :)
2.Yes I added you because you play Jaina
3.I'm not your stereotypical guy if anything i'll be the one posting pics!

Literally last thread you dumbass. No one can have any fun on this fucking site anymore without some fuck barging in and posting I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONTEXT THAT MEANS THERE IS 1 REDDITOR SPAMMING IT. Fuck you.

okay thanks user, sounds stupid

Lel I do it sometimes to goof on my girlfriend.

It is

>look at how autistic i am!!

haha lol can you post pics? :)

They literaly made a game where midrange shaman is a tier 1 deck and all the other decks are tier 3 and beyond. Fuck this game. I'm selling my account and never playing this game again.

ShadowWord:Death :^)

i really hope this isn't the same jones i played d2g inhouse with two years ago
he's actually insane

I love that song.

Stories?

mmmm all these balance changes, all this dust refund

Stories to tell your friends : Psychopath edition.

>100K people watching hearthstone
>they're all either watching amaz or this random viewbotting ruski

Hey guys, I've started the screencap. I'm running out of space and have class soon, but how is it looking so far?

Why can't waifu cards ever be usable?

How do you fuck up this badly?
Your game is so shit, /soc/-tier shitposting seems much more fun than playing your game.
In a thread solely dedicated to your game, no less.

Fuck off back to the Shadowverse general, kuckposter.

What do you mean your game?

I already posted pics of myself to the thread to prove that I look like Ben Brode.

t. jones

>>>/svg/

I should have saved the pizza/pretzel pasta

at least post zeriyah pics if you got new ones