Dota 2 General - /d2g/

How did Owen manage to land Sheever as his gf?

pictures like these really makes me think

First I dont understand any grill who wants to have that job, yeah sure you get a lot of attention but do you really wanna be forced to take pictures in some slut wear with groping kids and neckbeards?

Also I dont understand people who actually wanna take pictures with these grills, you know you are a nerd and every pic is gonna look they dont want to take a pic with you, they are forced to do it so you just look like a pathetic beta fag who cant be with women unless its their job.

how do you live with yourself knowing ODwankster has tainted your waifu?

sheever is into /ss/ newfriend

...

FREE money?

Why did he lose her?

you severely underestimate the influence of the all mighty $$$ and how much women crave attention

where does d2g store their MMR?

Scared of commitment

Daily Reminder

5K SEA = 6K EU = 7K NA

why could 7-8k EU players qualify for boston playing against 7k NA players?

>5k average
>AM mid with crimson guard n vlad rush build
>Offlane Underlord that nonstop feeding the entire fucking game
>Troll jungle
>Jugg safelane with a solo fucking support BS
Fucking trench I swear.

yea it makes no sense that people want pictures taken with sluts who make them look stupid but generally these people are people who go watch live sports so they're completely retarded and that explains a lot of it

>you will be paid 20$ an hour to stand around and pose for pictures
you would honestly say no to this? and they probably get off to the fact that they're the hottest people in the room and no one there could have them.

thats what u get for playing bloodcyka dumb frogposter

how big is the difference between 5k and 6k?

is it bigger than the difference between 4k and 5k?

why is drow the best waifu?

>is it bigger than the difference between 4k and 5k?
found the 3-4k trashbag

The trench never ends, people just get better at hitting creeps

1:30 for pro dota

free dmg

makeup should be illegal

official /d2g/ 7k here ama

how do it git gud

triggered virgins should be gassed

no one cares lel ouch

where did you buy your account and how much?

>alchemist: mi mid
>builds midas

I fucking hate this game. Pretty sure you can figure out how well my match went.

):

u dont want to get gud

but i do

>he hasn't quit playing like the rest of the north american white population

there's more foreigners on the US servers than NA players

from the national bank of MEMES for 400 HUSKARS

Bet against DC they are dogshit, its literally free rares and its 37% for OG.

You can thank me later, DC are utter trash right now plus they have Moon.

how do you feel about the purest form of love

but user OG are just as shit and have ana

4>3>1>2

Well N0tail have to carry S4's dog shit ass but DC are complete garbage.

Moon is trash.
Reso can play 2 heroes.
Misery hahaha.
Sasaka only good player.
w33 is good but inconsistent, Ana will dumpster him.

I wish I had items to bet. I lost it all when EHOME lost to EE

love will always involve pain. we endure it because we appreciate the fragility of love

>enemy takes ursa
>does the aui build
>he loses

when do kafirs realize that muslims are destined to rule the dota scene?
Still waiting for the master dota team
>madara
>sumail
>w33
>kuroky
>sonneiko

really cringe.

remember to pick HUSKAR for FREE 12 min raxes

DC is playing today!

Oh look ANOTHER game with midas first alchemist. But wait, his GPM is awful! How could that be?? Shouldn't going midas first on a hero that gets bonus gold off creeps increase his GPM????????????

DC got cocky and complacent after TI, never trained and will bomb 0-4

If Dota was an anime, what heroes would be the

>main character:
>bro / side kcick:
>love interest:
>comic relief:
>mentor
>villain's henchman:
>villain behind the scenes:

>21/0 Brood when you have the best Brood counter ever.

>ywn run a train on Sajedene with the lads
seriously rethinking my life right now

>0/11/4

when will this full retard alch meta end

tfw no cute dota gf!

the sajedene blowjob/train humor is ritsu tier and kind of sad

Who would you rather date, a camwhore or a Dota 2 streamer?

>this sad loser who saved all of Sajedene images.
Cringey cunt.

Dota 2 streamer and it would be MATUMBAMAN

sunsfan please

Sajedene is probably the worst of all possible 3d dota waifus, some doughy asian that never does anything visible.

At least soe and sheever host shit

who's the zyzz of dota

I'm at the point where I have to restrain myself from fapping everytime I see this face tits. I'm not even memein. how did Sunsfan actually do it?

3DPD is disgusting, PERIOD.

that's not sunsfan, he loves to watch sajedene getting pounded by the guys

probably some stupid virgin sjw white knighting, I bet if the guys pounding her were black he would say nothing as that would be perfectly fair

How do you guys feel that Annedroid will be casting TI7...

sheever = straight shota
llama = futa & shemales
sajedene = gangbang & bukkake

can we get a consensus on aneedroid's fetish?

>be woman in 2016
>do jobs that are not suited for women
>get promoted because of "MUH GENDER EQUALITY"

she is winning by default

yeah that seems very likely

feeding, vore and inflation

You made this post yesterday

I feel pretty bad about that to be perfectly honest with you. it's one thing that she can get work here and there for whatever reason, I don't mind, but this is something else

no 2k mmr turned pro player

take care friends

How did you feel when Maut cast TI6?

>Have no armor
>No attackspeed
>No Health
>Thinks Phase -> Abyssal do anything when Abyssal no longer is the best normal damage item in the game

I've resigned myself that dota 2 casting will forever be shit
i usually instantly mute streams nowadays, can't remember the last time i listened to a cast

This isnt humor, this is confirmed fact Sajedene is the blowjob queen of the scene.

delet this

>talking is a job not suited to women
what?

how many STDs you thinks she has?

my god she is literally built for sex

She's so fucking UGLY HOLY SHIT DELETE THIS

I already mute like half the casters when I'm watching games, what's one more? At least she's just mediocre as fuck, I find it more infuriating that Mautism gets jobs.

better than Sheever shit that gets posted all the time

I'll become a caster, i'll make you proud /d2g/!

but you're already a caster Owen

UNDENIABLE FACTS:

sheever > sajedene >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> llama > annedroid >>>>>>>>>>>>>> soe

>forgetting jess cutehard
senpai?

>doturds will defend this

user that wanted some zaixs4

>easily the most naturally beautiful
>OH NOES A HAIRCUT AND SOME INK!!!! 0/10!!!

Sheever's like a 7, typical nordic girl
This ugly SEAgoblin has the worst attributes possible on an asian, besides her mediocre B-cups
Faucet nose
Round eyes
plus she fucking camwhores all the time, how can sunsfan let himself be cucked this much
Not delicious brown or ghostly pale, she's inbetween yellow
pointed chin
Large lips, which are hit or miss, but it works for the blowjob queen meme