How much money do i need to fuck this

>hurr look at me I'm a manly man nothing but sticks and stones etc.

never had a bad week, where everything seemed to go to shit? where everything seems out of your control?

phoo-whee well I guess if you don't have a position of responsibility there isn't a lot that can hit you personally.

I've thought about 1000 times. Something just doesn't feel right about it.

I feel like I would cum, and then feel like a bastard after.

Also I've heard multiple stories on /b/ of guys getting STD's from prostitutes.

>I feel like I would cum, and then feel like a bastard after.

virgin anxiety perpetuated by puritanism. can't help you with that.

>Also I've heard multiple stories on /b/ of guys getting STD's from prostitutes.

if you fuck crack whores from craigslist maybe. just stay in the regulated industry.

>Did I fuck up?
No. You'd be a lot better off just getting an escort. Depending on where you live, you can get 30-60 minutes for $300. In the strip club, she'll just give you a three minute hand job while constantly looking over her shoulder for security.

>$500

lmfao

I can fuck a bitch like that for 100€ or even less (im from spain)

you cucks get higher salaries yes, but so fucking what? if the hooker market is such a scam, plus a mess since its not even legal in cuckmerica

here you can find hookers that show face on pics and even have videos, no need to risk backpage tier trash

and btw that bitch looks average as fuck,

A few bananas

this.

In all seriousness, check out:
adultwork.com/Home.asp

There are plenty with monkey blood in them for hire if bestiality is your thing

about 3.50

Escort in Vancouver is $200-300CDN/hr

Please kill me

Am I the only late 20's dude who's never paid money for sex, and never will?

I'd rather jack off.

george soros

Directly paying for sex is pretty stupid. Not that I'm getting any, but what's the point?

Actually, I could see myself going with some asian on vacation because that's the only real chance I'll have sex with one. Probably not though, too paranoid about disease.

>but what's the point?
it feels good and its relatively cheap.

Some random pussy you don't give a shit about, dick wrapped in a condom and under the pressure of time? I haven't tried it, but honestly I wouldn't even fucking bother with condom sex unless it was with a normal girl where it could develop into something real later. It's just pointless to me without any emotional connection/promise of actual sex (i.e. no plastic bag around your dick) later.

I can appreciate how it would make you feel better psychologically, having "had sex" with a girl, but I think that point is also kind of lost if you pay for it in the first place.

Its like going to a restaurant. Could you make a good meal yourself? Of course you could but you might not feel like going to the effort so you eat out instead. A good meal without having to sort out ingredients, cook, or wash up leaving you feeling very satisfied.

A good whore is like a good restuarant; a good time with none of the bullshit.

I like cooking though. But yeah, I get your point.

However, you miss the part where by going to the restaurant, you're going to have to chew your chicken tendies while they're still in a plastic bag, and if you drink the wine you'll probably get herpes. It's safer and less of a hassle to just not do it.

Also, I'm too lazy to pay for something I can do 95% as well myself. I'd see the merits to a condomless blowjob with swallow, but again, with that we're heading into herpes territory.

I think the std thing is a bit of a myth. It's used to stigmatize paying for sex. Most good whores take their health very seriously and get regular tests done. I've been with a few and have never caught anything. I'd say you're more likely to catch something from a hookup than a whore.

I've only ever eaten my chicken through a plastic bag. I've met enough relucant fathers to know I don't want to take that risk yet.

I agree with your bit about being able to do 95% as well myself. Sometimes when I want to arrange for one jerking off makes the desire go away thankfully as sometimes I would rather save the money instead

but spain tho'
does that smell ever come out, i know they wash it but fahhhk

I wasn't saying with whores specifically for STDs, although they are more likely to get them since they go through so many men. It's a big risk with any random today as you said, but going with a whore, you're gambling that the 500 men she had before you were all clean. It's fine if you do want to do it. Most of this stuff is just a reason to justify that I don't think sex alone is good enough with someone unknown to bother, but that's up to each person I guess.

I haven't had a lot of sex, and only with a condom. I'm not sure I would almost even count that, because sex with a condom is eh.. why? I can't imagine paying for it.

Actually, I primarily just want a girl to care for. Sex is part of that relationship, but that's also why I don't see myself going to a prostitute any time soon. Without an emotional connection, I might as well fap.

>Actually, I primarily just want a girl to care for. Sex is part of that relationship, but that's also why I don't see myself going to a prostitute any time soon. Without an emotional connection, I might as well fap.

I understand and pretty much agree with you there. Given the choice I would rather have a nice girlfriend with a sex drive similar to mine but I can plough a 8+/10 whore whenever I like where as I'm more likely to be selected for the next manned mission to Mars than get an 8+/10 girlfriend and I'm not one for going out with one I'm not really attracted to just to be in a relationship.

She looks like an escort, so depending where you are, your prices would vary and can range from $300 to $3000

>Some random pussy you don't give a shit about, dick wrapped in a condom and under the pressure of time?
yes. if i wanted to fuck a girl i cared about without a condom id have sex with my gf wouldnt i?

Actually fucking a horse instead of a chick that looks like a horse should be A LOT cheaper.

Check out Edgy McEdgmeister over here.

He's so edgy that he sleeps on the edge of his bed, in the edge of the room, in a house built on the edge of a cliff.

He faps, but he doesn't cum. He edges.

You know how most dice have ten edges? His have eleven.

He orders his rum and coke with a wedge of lime... but he doesn't pronounce the W.

Twelve* Thirteen *

Fml

$7 for a sharp knife

Hold it to her throat while I fuck her makes me cum faster too cause she's crying and begging. I finish and let her live but take her drivers license and tell her to follow her dreams or I'll find her

I'd pay $200 for one hour with OP's girl.

I see literally nothing wrong with paying high-quality escorts, even if it's sex with a condom, it's not as bad as you think.

someone here said that it's like going to a restaurant and I pretty much agree. sometimes I just want to fuck a 9/10 without having to pay dinner before, call her after, etc, etc.

traditional society says that SEX is only ok in a very specific environment after certain pre-events have been accomplished, like having dinner, going to the movies, paying her a drink, adding her on Facebook, etc. and there are also the post-events: calling her, explaining it was a one-time thing only, exposing yourself emotionally, etc.

what a waste of time if you only want to fuck a 9/10.

but if you're looking for an emotional long term relationship and you will never feel the desire to fuck someone else other than your special one... i don't judge you, be happy.