Do's and don'ts" of successful people

Don'ts"
>Play vidya games
>Watch anime
>complain that life is unfair

Do's
>Make self improvements
>Follow a daily routine
>Make use of what they got

don't:

have sex with your hand

Don'ts"
>believe stupid motivational posters
>buy 7 habits of highly effective people
>work for others
>believe the corporate culture hype
Do's
>become great at what you do
>sell your services to others
>teach others to be great too
>take a percentage of their profits in return

Name one successful person who takes advice from an anonymous poster on an image board where 50% of the threads begin with Pepe the frog and discussion about pumping and dumping alt-currencies

Don't
>browse a mongolian puppeteering BBS

>Do
Attend Robingoy threads
>Invest in AMRS dips and sell when it's 1.40

Don't
>Work hard as a lone wolf

Do
>Work with a team collaborating and cooperating to achieve victory.

I think this is the red pill that Veeky Forums deserves

Martin Shkreli

Bunkeranon? But he got gud and then came here i think. I'm trying but i do know to not listen to a qord u baket weaving faggots say.

I know that i cant go to my moms house and learn to knit and make 4 billion dollars with 0 work and a 12 dollar investment.

Teach me master!
But really.. what do you do and can you teach me?

This. on 7 habits. The entire thing can be summarized in half page paragraph

>Do
If you are good in something , never do it for free.
Make a lot of friends and connection on the end it's more important who you know and what you know .
Everyday , once a day give yourself a present
Work out , and be fit . Even if you are super smart and quite interesting people will always judge you based on your appearance.
Have interest in sports , it's easy to make to strike a conversation and find common ground.
Classic wrist watch is always better than smart watch . It appeals to older and younger generations .
Your teeth and fingernails have to be always clean.
Clean shave is better than beard. If you go for a beard be sure it's a proper manly beard and it's not scruffy.
Invest in hair nose trimmer .
If you are a man , watch and a wedding ring are the only jeweler that you should wear .
Never buy something , than you cannot afford . General rule of thumb is If you can buy 2 of it and still have money for food and rent than you can afford it .
Charity shops are great for books and DVDs usually you can get a 3 - 4. For a €1.
If somebody cannot add to your life , they can only take from it , you don't need them in your life .
Don't ever think that what you see in porn in anywhere near real sex.
Invest in a good aftershave . Brands like Oldspice and Brut. Are great and will not kill your pocket.
Know foreign language or 2. It will come in handy more than you think ( unless it's Japanese , than you are a dirty weeb).
Get involve in your community.
It's better to be remember for bad things , than completely forgotten.

lolmemes

This

Don't
>be a little bitch

Do
>actually fucking try

shit, one of them is japanese.

It's only justified if you work in Japan , or work as a translator. I know a guy who is a huge weeb but he translates Chinese cartoons and picture story books , for a hefty profit. I mean no is bad as long as you can turn in into your advantage

pretty good advice

bump
m0ar plz

>what do you do and can you teach me?
I'm your friendly neighborhood retired janitorial contractor.

I probably can't teach you anything that matters. Veeky Forums in pretty confused about how people actually get rich. Funny since you can actually google that stuff and find out exactly how most rich people got there.

Cringe

>Play Video Games
>Complain that life is unfair
>Watch Anime
>Read Manga
>Build keyboards
>Build computers
>Work out
>Watch sports
>Sleep long hours

I bet I still make more than all of you faggots, because you don't know how to be yourself.

You care what people think about you.

Cool.

why are normies so obsessed with tolerating unfairness, do they enjoy being treated like doormats

For you my friend.
Warm smile goes a long way .
Confidence is the key to success .
Know your audience.
Nonverbal communication is important , certain gestures will make you appear weak .
Read books ,follow news , be a perfect listener but always have prepared response .
Never talk ill about your friends or colleges , people will assume that you will also talk bad about them .

Elon Musk got his start on Veeky Forums

>not knowing this
>inb4 Elonbro isn't a success hurr durr

It's okay to play video games, just don't over do it. No point denying yourself something you genuinely enjoy doing because you're not getting something out of it.

I don't think I would be as successful as I am now if I didn't play a couple rounds of csgo or a couple hours of Skyrim after a productive day.

Follow the 80/20 rule. Spend 80% of your time improving yourself and doing something productive. While spending the remaining 20% of your time doing something wasteful like playing video games or watching TV.

Just don't be the retard that spends all his free time binge watching anime or sitting in his own sweaty shame playing WoW all weekend long.

>24 years old.
>Making 95k CAD in FX Sales & Trading.
>Toned body from working out on a regular basis.
>Level III candidate in the CFA program.
>Working on starting up my own side business.
>Mfw nothing feels better than getting cozy and playing Skyrim after a long and productive day.

>working on starting up my own side business

>skyrim

KYS

>Taking advice

We're listing common traits of successful people. Your choice if you want to follow it or not.

I do pretty well but then again this is just an anonymous image board so take it with a grain of salt. My biggest piece of advice would be don't think you are entitled to anything. You aren't entitled to free healthcare. You aren't entitled to a safe neighborhood. You aren't entitled to free food from the government. You aren't entitled to shit. It's just you and the jungle.

Don't
>prep the bull

Do
>let the bull prep you

>look mom i posted it again