/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

No more Flib to bake our bread in a timely manner edition ;-;7

Old Bread: Purge soon. Make sure your profile is public, gtag is your active crew and you have "don't kick me 2016" in your bio or you're kicked.

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to all.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.36
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/228742727

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60000/new-deadline-mode-and-shotaro-bike-plus-special-bonuses-in

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haha... OOPS

>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

Cuck.

t. guy still playing WoW in 2016

Excuse me, thank you, please, excuse... Best car coming through, excuse me!

>that handling
>that minimalist look
>that tasteful lack of spoiler

vacca is cute. CUTE.

Serious question... what in the hell am I supposed to do when I'm trying to pick up a crate out at sea and a rogue wave catches my buzzard leaving me stranded?

And before you ask, you best believe I swam my happy ass all the way to shore with that crate. 10 minutes later I was on dry land thinking there had to be a better way... r-right?

Is this a meme?

Stop.

Call Merryweather.

i really wish the chino's custom grille was optional

M + Up + Up + Enter

No, seriously, you respawn on a Seashark

Vacca is not a meme user, it's best car

Call Merryweather for a boat pickup dummy

call merryweather boat pickup and enjoy the rants of a mad seaman.

Call Merryweather and ask for a boat or kys.

I don't believe you.

yeah call merryweather.

>get drunk
>do crate missions with randoms and one GTAG
>end up selling large warehouse
>black out
>wake up
>new thread

What the fuck?

Vacca is nice car

Whatever then, enjoy wasting time calling MerryCucks and ordering a CuckBoat, costing you more than killing self would AND taking more time, then.

have you tried calling merryweather?

You do though. Also if you kill yourself while doing a point to point challenge you'll respawn on a faggio.

meme
Gymhakna was a mistake
ok
meh
shit
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meme
shit
ok
meh
meh
meh
shit
shit
shit
ok
shit
shit
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meme
shit
meme
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meme
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kys
triggers gtag
shit
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ok

What makes it so good though?

t. autism

Money hack where

>NPC decides to fight you
>after you whip their ass you shoot them in the head

Am I sick?

>Being THIS mad
dude wew lad

banhammer is coming down pretty hard, your best hope is for some random russian or chinese dude who didn't get the memo yet to hook you up

Naw, it's natural.

When's the next banwave coming in anyway? Feels like there's been a lot more godmode shitters around lately.

It's already in full effect right now.

/r/gtaonline for reference

Best car in this game :^)

what a fucking mess.

Coquette Classic is pretty cool yeah.

ur mom gay xD

Agreed, what is the name of that old timer?

Throw everything in this screenshot into the trash

throw ur mum into the trash xD

>buy a tampa
>upgrade it
>turn up my volume
>Car engine turns over and BOOMS through my subwoofer

Don't listen to all the memes. You've got a colour scheme and it works for you. Stick with it.

Don't want to download something funky to solo session? Are u on winblows 10? Well now u can easily get a solo lobby with this simple resource manager (accessible by task manager) suspend gta5 for a least 10 sec and there u go!

This isn't as effective as ports blocking though as anyone can join in on u afterwards.

shit car noob -_-

For what purpose? Doing CEO stuff solo?

You can create an invite,crew,friends-only session. That's it.

You cant do those in x only sessions.

Yes you can, just yesterday I created a crew-only session and started doing sightseer-headhunter stuff and I was alone like I always am.

user u misunderstand the use for this. It's for crates or safe sales.
Vip missions are nothing, easily achievable in any lobby.

You cannot do crates in a xth only session.

OH

What do you spend your money on?

GTA bux? Nothing right now.

since we're getting a big update in december that means a lot of stuff like properties will go on sale, right?

if you have to think about when sales come, then nys for being poor

Yeah, we should expect a series of sales/events in the weeks after the Yogurt is available until the middle of next month.

>Saw a screenshot a few threads ago of some article that says the new newswire post teases some single player content
>Finally get around to looking
>Literally nothing, just a short blurb about the Esskey

Can we start murdering clickbait writers yet

...

There's only one thing we know for a fact about single player DLC and that is Fonteno doing motion capture for the game well after 2013.

Whether or not his performance will be used depends on Rockstar.

Tell me more.

Yeah I know about that, but THAT'S NOT WHAT IT WAS TALKING ABOUT. Fuck some shitrag writer for giving me some glimmer of hope again.

daily reminder that if you have a wired connection then just unplugging your ethernet for 7 seconds is infinitely more simple

>pushing 2 buttons
vs
>pulling ethernet cable where u might dc because u lose connection to social club

More simple eh?

Is that shamagh over the face only for women? That looks nice

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's just a bandana mask with a biker bandana glitched onto it. Any character can get one.

Oh, I had to zoom in. Le phone poster.

RIP all the cop outfits and glitched outfits lost in the purge
You will be remembered ;(

Damn Jrv sounds sexy

Tfw crashed after a sale.
So I'll just stay off until I get home.

Thanks for the help!

i just change my resolution in-game and i lose the connection with chinks

Is there a way to be topless like in that last image in the OP?
Without hacks.

You may only reply to this post if you have a KDR higher than me

I'm 9.75

hi i play gta

You're cute

pssh, nice try kid

>.00
You probably have less than 100 kills lmao

I've got almost 10 KDR but with 15k kills

Anyone else crash?

posted from my armored shitruma

>He has died over 1500 times for other players
fucking kek

15k is 15,000

and tenth of that is 1500
and if you have almost 10 KDR

it means you've died over 1500 times to other person

your point is?

Tell me about the Feltzer.
Why am I so sexually attracted to it?

You have a fetish for ugly ricer shit.

mercedes is stupid

I play since day 1 on consoles

Stopped playing before they added that car but whatever you say lad

Why aren't you guys turning GTA into a competitive gaming division?

>SA

wew

>-Snapdragon
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

he's gone too?
atleast his T20 is gone

Ara I figured out a better way to do it.

...

...

now take him down with a pistol, that would be entertaining.

Best player NA

A GTAG IS SELLING HIS VACCA

I REPEAT, A GTAG IS SELLING HIS VACCA

VACCA CONFIRMED SHIT, SELL VACCA STOCKS NOW BEFORE THEY BOTTOM OUT

SELL, SELL, SELL

He fell for the dash meme

You're boring.

Trying to manipulate market like this
nice try I'm on to you

>some random nobody nigger messages me on social club
>not anonymous and never heard of or interacted with before
>copy paste it to thread
>gets fucking immensely triggered
>starts lashing out at everyone randomly
>"I was only pretending to be retarded" meme

Did you honestly think telling me not to do it after the fact, and in public here is in anyway going to make it less funny?

fugg that is even worse

Should I stick with the lip spoiler for my Schafter, or go with the low spoiler that breaks up that single secondary color line?

SCARED

I'm about to add to that meme out of necessity

why does the gtag emblem suck so much?

>10 minutes of loading
>outfits deleted every day
>cheatcunts everywhere
mp mod when? Cuckstar clearly have no intention of fixing this mess, the problems just keep piling up