Dota 2 General Thread - /d2g/

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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

I miss white ra cooking burgers

Based fucking Black

>Black with two asian chicks
are they making BBC jokes?

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tfw no dotard gf

guys its time to get rid of sheever, lols girl makes her look like a gorilla

>letting a biased caster cast EG game
im disgusted

>OD intentionally keeping his neck straight after yesterday

He looks the kind of a guy who would end up working in Walmart...oh right.

I want OG to fail just because of fuckingmad

sc2 was the golden era of shitposting & fun.

post >yfw dumb sheever broad was finally removed from the panel

Is GG the greatest Dota 3: Reborn caster this world has ever seen?

who cares I'm here for ppd shitting on EG and him being salty being kicked

OWEN GET YE GONE

lmao by the way Incontrol always talked, I thought he wasn't complete garbage.
I remember when he threatened to punch a guy if he shows up in a tournament

He looks pretty darn white to me...

Does anyone know who's the thick girl with the green plaid shirt and tight pants taking care of the food and fridge in the background?

And why's her ass not in my face?

She'll be here soon since lolesports is going pay per view this year.

Well, south americans are white so he's half white and half white which is 100% white.

>OD trying to keep his back straight all the time
LMAO

both are social drugs for the "cool kids"

>thinking people smoke and drink because it's cool and not because it feels good

>Sickly yellowish brown tinge
>LOOKS WHITE TO ME

who is the anti-Bonjwa of doto?

found the american

give him support so he can win!

dotabuff.com/matches/2785121475

> Pick Treent support
> Excited for my comfy turtle/tank support
> Going to press 3 buttons in team fights and just sit there to soak up damage
> Huskar speaks no English
> that's fine I guees.memefilename
> within 3 mins " I feeder, I feedr "
> proceeds to run down top and midlane for the entire game
> " jajajajaja " for the next 30 minutes

Why the fuck is it always South Americans? I live in EU for 2 years and even Russians, the scum of the fucking earth aren't this cancerous. Why the fuck did I move back to America? The worst part is I can't even report him because Valve and their new " dude lmao, 1 report per 40 games "

Damn he's getting a little chunky isn't he?

but he's the one supposed to be supporting...

Not like ""team freedom"" has ANY chance to win this.

even if they played 1000 games i doubt Freedom could win 1.

bulba

>tfw zai will bald before ppd

>thinking this
I mean it's also fun, but most people started it for social reasons. Most young people don't drink alone. Even having a casual beer isn't that common

EG or TF?

except no one dies from smoking weed*

>Earthlings
>White

LMFAO

Pro dota players are not normal they are autists

Sheevers ass is delicious

WHO TF HERE /TI4MUSICPACK/

He's like godz, keep packing on the pounds and only gets away with not looking huge because of their height

Irrelevant because of the dangers weed is advertised to have.

Our ogre and the ugly as sin chink will defeat the fatsos.

>tfw missing esports because of work

No one's talking about pro players fuck off from conversations you don't bother to fully read

who here would actually fuck Sheever?

pretty sure becoming NEET is better than dying user

but what do i know, can any residents confirm/deny?

fuck me that's disgusting

>Team Faceless
>everyone on the team has a face
hello?

Me.

>work

>the fatsos
there isn't a single white american on EG though

sheever's height is the only remotely attractive thing about her. she's got an annoying accent and shit posture

it's depressing

I was the one who started the conversation you turbosperg

I don't give a fuck what unrelated shit you start talking about

that has to be the trashiest CM I've ever seen

>better to live long than to experience life

i would

people do have psychoses that ruin their whole fucking loves though

What's funny is that those drawn on abs only draw more attention to that flab

>2016
>not wanting to fuck aryan goddess

/d2g/

There isn't a single white on America.

>tfw almost godz-tier posture
wtf do i do?

Who here is taller than Sheever

No one was talking about pros drinking, and pros smoking was like 20 posts ago that's not the subject anymore.
But good job on stating a real fact no one cares about I guess

>chink

I would dress her up like this and go to town on dat ass.

How do acc sellers even earn money if you need like 100 games to get access to ranked?

Sheever a cute!

Cute!

P-Plz repond

me, I want to marry her.

I like this picture user I really like it

>being this autistic

who wouldn't?

I'd love to have missionary sex with sheever for the purposes of procreation

horse fuckers OUT

>tfw worse posture than godz
is it still possible to fix my back?

>sajeden cosplaying as zero suit samus and teasing your dick while tied up for a whole night

free pussy is still pussy right?

bend yourself in the opposite direction :^)

she has the body of an amazonian troglodyte and the figure of an hourglass if the point of the hourglass was to run out in .5 seconds.

why not she's pretty hot imo

>notice youre wrong
>better pull out the insult card

Hourglasses don't change shapes based on the sand/water in them.

absolutely

but you will never go through the pain and effort to do so

GAME NOT FUCKING STARTING YET

POST ENDING IN 7 DECIDES WHILE I FAP TO WHILE WAITING

no kelly

moron

JESUS FUCK NO I KNOW WHY THEY CALL THEMSELVES FACELESS

FUCKING UGLY NIGGERS

D A R Y L
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The only gulagians who dislike sheever are the basement dwelling neckbearded kissless turbovirgins.

incest rape

6'4" nigga

>tfw no amazon autistic dota caster GF

why live

>"T-THAT WASN'T THE SUBJECT ANYMORE!!"

sperglord

search tags:futa loli on panda and click the first result

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pokeporn

kelly___________

loda