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youtube.com/watch?v=1OTiRPIE_EY
my.mixtape.moe/qrykbw.mp3
youtu.be/DMZTGY6X2A0
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Cutest and best pairing

Lena!

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>tfw too intelligent for being meta

I want to eat her blueberry pie.

>tfw to intelligence to do damage

server down for anyone else?

I love Jesse McCree

[x] Sniff

you could argue that you have to worry about positioning and timing just as much with mercy

Jesse McCree

How do you deal with 76's spread? Do you just have to be lucky or what.

too intelligent to parrot /veddit/ memes too I guess

Not big enough!

SOMBRA BUFFS WHEN?

ALL I HAVE WANTED IS A FAST STEALTHY CHARACTER

AND SHE IS SO WEAK

INCREASE HER DAMAGE AS SOON AS SHE EXITS HER STEALTH OR USES HER TELEPORT
PLEEEEEEASE

Do all you waifu shitters just want to get your dicks wet inside her pussy, or is Widowmaker actually good?

Why should I pick her over Hanzo?

>tfw to inteligent too stack heros

You're supposed to do short burst fire, it's retarded. It makes him really boring to play, it's like a pussy version of McCree.

you don't push and hold, you dunce

Can anyone share with me Sombra's spray pattern?

I want to git gud

>You must really like me
What did she mean by this?

>that Smugberry
I want to hug the smug so damn bad.

>went to get a loaf of french bread to imagine sharing with widowfu
>all the store had left was a bunch of shitty loaves of italian bread
i am consumed by shame

Widowmaker is a bland bimbo

Pharah MAINS report

Are you doing better
Are you doing worse
Are you doing about the same.

Also post details if you'd like. What sr you're playing at, what kind of other heroes on your team or on team that make things different.

I don't give a shit if you're not a Pharah main.

>now arriving at ilios
>suddenly kicked but with "game found" window
>press cancel because no other choice
>search again
>now arriving at watchpoint gibraltar
>kicked again
>then pic related
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK THIS GAME FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Anyone else get wicked nasty ping spikes midgame? How did you fix it?

>cybernetically enhanced body
>still a manlet

So this is the power of science

Pharah is my main wife does that counts?

Pharah main.

Worse. Much worse. Started out in masters this season, dropped down to low diamond after the patch. I can't even pick her anymore without feeling like I'm throwing.

Blizzard fucked Pharah really hard. They hate her and they hate anyone that plays her.

There's no pattern, it's actually a non RNG % distribuation that doesn't match things like the bullet holes on walls that you see. Something like 80% of the damage is delivered at the very center of the reticule.

It still takes too long for the bloom to recover in the sense that McCree is still a lot better in doing damage to mid-long ranges.

Not a Widowfag but I think she seems cultured and calculated. Anything but a bimbo.

>people jerk off to this

He's a manlet because he fucking squats when he walks for some reason.

Kinda like junkrat

What the fuck is she even talking about? Has she eaten D.va? Shouldn't she look like she's hiding a sideways snowman under her shirt due to having a stomach bulge in addition to the baby bump? Or is she somehow simultaneously pregnant with a Korean and a black and calling the former by her future IGN?

is junkrat good in 3v3?

I'm doing egh, a little bit better
I'm still just spamming rockets and doing damage instead of going for elims
I'm improving on using my ult though
pic related is my cancer

Those | H U M O N G O U S | hips

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>multiple widowfags in this general spamming softcore porn of their waifu
>not a single answer

Yeah, that's what I thought. She's still shit and you're all just a bunch of autistic faggots. Don't know why I bothered even asking when the answer was already obvious.

there's a cuck op that edits pics with the queen of spades thing (which apparently means the woman only fucks black dudes)

I bounce between 2900 and 3100.
I feel more team dependent and less self-reliant. I think this makes Pharah worse because I would have stomped in the games where I've got great tanks and healers anyway.

I lost CC (knockback) and gained mobility. I can chase after my own D.Va / Winston and splatter things because nobody has time to shoot at me.
I can't isolate 1 problem hero and juggle it to death anymore, and if I don't have tanks giving me space I'm a flying sack of shit.

At best, my success in comp is about the same.

What do you think happened later that night?

That much is obvious; what does D.Va have to do with it? How is she receiving the McDonalds?

>Why should I pick her over Hanzo?
Hitscan and only if you have GREAT aim and positioning to avoid getting dived on otherwise the game becomes a 5v6. McCree is still the best sniper.

석양이진다 빵빵빵!

youtube.com/watch?v=1OTiRPIE_EY

i'm guessing it's meant to imply that dva is part black?

>caring about xp

Nigger, Junkrat has a fucking pegleg. Cut the Aussie shitbomber some slack.

Any other Pharah mains finding Pharah vs Pharah duels to feel really akward since the buff? It's so easy to air dodge her rockets now that the duels just seem to go on and on if you're both competent. Do I just need to git gud or is there no shame in asking the Anna or other DPS to give me a hand?

>widow is better than hanzo

t. Bronze

pls can like just one person post something like "look I went up 500 sr thanks blizz" and validate the change

why did Mercy take the time out of her day to give him amazing thighs and ass when reconstructing his body?

>mfw stomping all over the place as Winston on KOTH spamming "SORRY ABOUT THAT!"

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>tfw no high class business uniform widowmaker skin
just fucking kill me already

Ohh, as if to say that McDonalds affinity is hereditary? I guess, but that's kind of a stretch combined with the fact that D.Va doesn't look remotely black and the editor didn't offer any alternate version of her that does.

Anyway here's an mp3 of Winston being frozen my.mixtape.moe/qrykbw.mp3

So wait, are they actually announcing a gay character? What is the fucking point?

It's a game about shooting and murdering each other, why the hell do they feel the need to highlight the sexuality of any given character? Talk about SJW pandering.

>Winston

just nerf this piece of shit into the ground

he's the most pathetic character in the game.

No aim, just leap and shield like a pussy. over half the cast just dies because you have math superiority. Its boring. You are a nigger who just runs at people constantly and just irritates. You aren't even good. Just annoying.

>McCree """"""""""""counters"""""""""""" Genji
>Genjis actively seek out 1v1s with McCrees everywhere from low gold to high diamond (where I've been anyway)

Imagine if Winston could engage Reaper alone.

What, do you just want people to lie to comfort you?

Pic related.

>40 seconds long

IM
IN
LOVE
WHEN
WE
ARE
SMOKING
THAT

>quick play
>everyone just running spamming "hello"
>sitting on the objective emoting
>nobody attacking
>if you attack someone your immediately gunned down while everyone goes back to sitting and emoting

This was the first time this has happened to me. Has anyone else run into this? Is this shit people do a lot?

>4100 sr game
>it is actually low diamond in disguise

>no invincibility frames on McCree's roll

Just delete it from the game Blizzard, leaving it in would be an insult.

First for black stud breeding hole mercy.

Pharah duels got easier for me because Pharah now typically changes direction less often and less severely with greater lift.

MERCY has changed Pharmercy duels more dramatically however. The chance that you're going to land a string of rockets to kill either target is much lower with Mercy taking 20 hp/s basically after 1 missed rocket. It's a nightmare because the first one to attempt to ignore or abandon the pharmercy duel is almost guaranteed to lose. This puts Pharmercy vs. Pharmercy meta in a dumb spot of always requiring a very strong ranged hitscan in the other DPS slot- Reaper, Mei, Genji, or even Roadhog who aren't likely to bother with dealing with Pharmercy basically mean you have to give up on playing Pharah unless you can out-shoot the hell out of their Pharah.

Usually whenever a new emote/taunt/whatever is announced this happens, then it dies down.

>mfw I whip out my big black gorilla cock and fucking curbstomp shitters like you so fucking hard over and over and over that you have to come here and shitpost about it because you're so fucking mad and so fucking bad

Only in skirmish, in which case it's still a bit annoying as it's a nice environment to practice people like Tracer if there's combat going on. Since launch I think I've seen that happen in QP, and it was just one D.Va during the last PTR.

Gandola las noches!

You are ready for when it's eventually confirmed this month right?

is there an /owg/ discord?

Fucked that up
>Since launch I think I've only seen that happen in QP once

Fuck off we're full.

>3 supports
why

that's what i've been thinking when any game dev feels the need to mention that stuff like it's some kind of big feature.

Why for the love of god does McCree's ult fire projectiles? Are his bullets usually projectiles, albeit really fast ones?

RETURN THE SLAB
If it makes you feel any better it's going to get memed into the ground the second they mention it and not even Tumblr will be able to take it seriously before long

>tfw whatcd died
Not even overwatch can heal me now

McCree is all hitscan

I actually don't know if his flashbang is a projectile in the sense that DVA's matrix can eat it.

But all his shooting is pure hitscan, he is the hitscan Daddy and S76 is the hitscan Queen

it doesn't fire projectiles

for god's sake stop posting comics with untranslated gook runes

no they're not projectiles, there's just a significant delay after pressing the fire button before McCree actually fires.

Basically McCree wants to wait until they finally get behind cover instead of doing what he was told to do so he can compete with Pharah for worst ult in the game.

how does /owg/ feel about Torbjorn?

youtu.be/DMZTGY6X2A0

A S

I N T E N D E D

Is my luck being even more shit than usual, or has literally every box since the patch been 3 whites 1 blue for someone else?

It is a projectile which D.Va can delete but she can delete hitscan too so that's not an indicator or anything

Post lewd reinhardt

>tfw too intelligent to ______

his flashbang can be eaten

maybe if it wasn't a shithole where you had to go buy obscure albums and up them for ratio to download dick, i'd have used it more often

even the free weekly torrents were seedboxed to shit, and you couldn't get any ratio from them; say what you will about iptorrents, but at least it's a usable website

it fires hitscan at a small delay from right to left
ie someone on the left side of your screen is still going to have a split second to get behind cover if you have other people to fire at first, but the first person on the right is pretty much instaded unless they manage to sneak behind a wall at the exact second you press m1 (which can happen and you shouldnt be bitching about it since you can always fire early)

NO LEWD GRANDPA
REINHARDT IS TOO PURE FOR LEWD

You think I can find a translator cunt? How about this then? Have a gook who translated the comic himself. Enjoy your broken english, faggot.

Choose wisely

I hope your post is about translocate and not the hook, translocate is the issue there and not the hook.

Translocate does this this shit occasionally because it's got that delay on teleporting you. I've died several times after teleporting away or died from falls as I was teleporting

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