Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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>90 dollar sf set

>it looks worse than the arcana and the account locked set

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why cant i get good damn

SECRET PREVIEW OF 6.89 HERE:

Rod of Ruin
>Magic Stick (200) + Mantle (150) + Mantle (150) = Rod of Ruin (500)
>+6 Intelligence
>+40% Spell Damage (only works against non-hero units)
>Energy Charge (Active, targets self)
>Regenerates 15 hp/mana per charge. Gains up to 10 charges, 1 per spell cast
>Energy Blast (Active, targets creeps)
>Deals 200 magic damage + 100 per energy charge
>14 cooldown

and then this new item:
>Engraved Moonstone (225 gold)
>+0.85 HP regen
>Magical Damage Burst (passive)
>Whenever you deal 50 or more magic damage to an enemy hero, consumes a charge to deal 120 bonus magic damage on that spell
>Only consumes 1 charge when a spell hits a hero, but further heroes hit by that same spell take an additional 120 without consuming a charge
>When all charges are gone, item disappears
>6 cooldown

>All Valve did was have an intern checkmark sets from the community market to be put in chest and sold with 90% profit going to them
>Will still make a fortune

i really REALLY want to fuck an anime

What is the best way to learn how to carry a game and play hard carries in general?

I have reached 3k MMR (started at 2k) by spamming roamers and supports but there are times when I feel I could be winning my games if I had picked a carry but lack the actual mechanics to play as one.

Should I just spam AM and farm like a madman?

>he doesn't code his own scripts

top kek

We need reddit spy confirmation of this

> the account locked set
????? account locked set????????
????
??

spam sleeping pills and kill yourself

put me in coach

>team dominating 1 LAN event
>lol team is tier 1

80% of the players in 2-3,5k doesnt know shit about mechanics.
Dota D.Bowie has some good videos.
Watch them and learn.
Also, always random until you can play all heroes decently. you need understanding of them all to play against them all

Alright, I'll look into it. Thanks boss.

What did he mean by this?

This BeyondTheSummit lounge stream is AWESOME!

Tune in for some genuine fun!

who should i play to enforce my patrician political aesthetic on blue pilled plebs?

it means dota is just a hero brawler that requires no thinking. The games excitement is measured by KDA scores and not by actual team play and strategy like in League

someone with sf arcana post the new shoulders with arcana and deso arms plox

I feel like I need to use the bathroom and I just got into a game, what do I do? I can't abandon now

suck your own dick and drink it. It'll filter back through you and you'll just pee it out when the match is over

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

seriously why the fuck is that sf set the ultra rare

the fucking ww or ember wouldve been better as ultra rare.

odds: I go to bed early and get a good night's rest
evens: I stay up and play dota

The new dirge item ulti looks spooki

>google image search
>best result: female

>league
>strategy

go back to your containment general lolbab

there is literally no strategy in league outside drafting the better team.

>look at it
>get flashbacks of The Thing

Shit looks tight.

>Ta was my first hero
>love ta
>people say she has dick
why must ppl makes me sad :,(

which hero is most like ryze from league (machine gun combo mage)

international 2016 had a non-immortal treasure that had sets for arc warden, sf

like 10 sets. you cant sell or market those sets. i believe thats what he means by account locked

Could someone enlighten me on this Wisdom bullshit? If it has something to do with reddit discussions or league I wouldn't know shit about it.

the penis is a plus though

No fucking clue.

wtf i love vp now

don't fall for the CIS teams are good during winter/at the summit meme

but what if im not gay

youre literally a closeted homosexual if you dont masturbate to futa

When is ODpixel planning on losing his babyfat?

just use her pussy then

dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Fucking lolbabs literally never google

just googled him and looked at his moves

lookes like a retard version of storm spirit

or maybe underlord

od

reminder of best esports girl

>tusk will never, EVER be viable again in your lifetime

Um dota 2 retards? how accurate is this?

>in your lifetime
as if dota will survive that long

>Kunkka only has 6 squares filled
>Venge has 9
>Venge is literally 50% better than Kunkka

>gyrocopter is a carry

No he is a piece of shit that punishes players who random their heroes

those stats are garbage what I want to know is which Doter has the tightest butt

youtu.be/vlZ66CwtrXM

>You will never stick your dick into Undying

>laning against PA
>she does nothing in lane but farm and spam daggers at me
>the mana cost is so low that there is no reprieve
>sometimes she even farms with the daggers
>she never gets close enough even for ranged heroes to zone her
>by level 6 I have to roam/jungle because of the crits
>and she still scales heavily into midgame

HOW

IS

THIS

BALANCED

slark

>yfw there are people in d2g right now who have never had sex

Which drugs let you cope the best with a mmr losing trip/nightmare?

I literally the the least deaths in the server and have a positive game impact every single game

how come Im not 8k yet?

>polluting your temple to drugs
>not meditating to realign your ki so you win the next game

Just stun her.

>stun her for 2 seconds
>you miss 6 times in a row
>she daggers you
>if you ever go below 50% hp she can blinka nd hit you 15 times
?

Our guy is streaming dotards

how is going from 6 to 9 50%? wouldnt that be 30%?

League = Soccer
Dota = Basketball

If theres over 100 kills/points scored in a game, its probably not a good game

>EG lost in two games against n0lans
are NAdota a bust?

our Adelaide?

adelaide

what's your favorite hero gatorade?

honeypots

>Akasha
>no point in support
wew lad

silencer

Like said, evasion is painful to deal with and playing magic nukers in pubs is risky when most safelane carries are retards and there is enough farm to go around anyway.

PA is mainly annoying because her pick is usually the odd man out in a team comp so you either counter her or the rest of her team. It's pure luck.

>AMERICAN home-based tournament
>2(TWO) NA teams are at the lower bracket

Really fired up those corticis

Oldfags, here?

6+50%=9

oh... right...........

im dumb, my math teacher was bad

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>Silencer
patrician taste tbqh aussie shitposter

>hey Nevermore can you gank bottom and help us kill Leviathan?
>I use legacy keys
>I use alt QAZWSX for items
>reuse chicken
>I got my own courier

>there are people in this thread who think EG won't win the Boston Major
ill be laughing in a month so enjoy while it lasts

>yeah im scared, all he does is watch this dumb game called dota on the internet

>RTZ
>Winning a Major

Literally never. Maybe after the Major when RTZ is off too Secret they'll win the next one.

whats wrong with 'reuse chicken'? sometimes I need to put items on the courier but it went so fast in and out of base i didnt get it so i move the cour back 1-2 sec, put items on, right click it into their lane and say 'reuse'
dont u dare fedora label me boi

doturds?

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Sing is strim

>CHILD FRIENDLY, RACIST FREE, PHILO SEMITIC, GENDER EQUALITY PROMOTING STREAM
kek

"so winning is actually losing so thats dota huh"

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doturd

Reminder that only shitskins and russians are still gameshitters. Get out while you can

linaturd!

Go to secret confa, need punish perdoters

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>singsing now has wall and america flag emotes

literally ourguy