/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>tfw you're white and queue on a US server

Remember guys this is the dota 2 general, not /pol/! We're here for the esports!

what's with the cm picks lately?

why is any cast EE does so comfy?

>not blending in with your South American teammates

tobi sucks chink dick just like Godz though

haha racist got what you deserved. HAHA

I doubt you have blue eyes.

All these Veeky Forums peope claiming to be white and have brown eyes

YIKES

don't play west my cracker, east is still good sometimes

argentinians aren't white

>2k MMR

Molemen aren't allowed to post on /d2g/.

misery is so shiet

she's cute

Why do pro gaymers use aliases?

I'm Canadian with milky pale skin and green eyes I'm pretty sure I'm white

I've had a lot more English speakers on USW though, seems every single game at least 3 people are peruvians when I queue USE

This game is fucking shit lads.

would u fug cm or elsa

why don't DC stop dicking around?
last game meepo
this game they didn't pick memes but they're playing like faggots

It's taken 4 tries, but Faceless finally wins a game

>tfw you immediately recognize the artist

because this tournament is a meme
they don't give a shit about it

what if they are bad

cm

that girl is curvy but my dick drunk. It's probably because i hate rtc so much

>Biggest slut

what did Lina mean by this?

AHHHHHHHHH NUTZZZZZZ

New baffle for those who were late

>dont play meepo
>lose
LMAO

what a fucking shit game

both these teams are shit

>rtc raging at kuroky
what happend there?

>when you're female but you look like rtz
What a curse.

Slotherina spotted

first game 2016 detected 2bh

Post you are rarest baffles

Team assassin

the manlet euro was being a passive-aggressive bitch and the fragile uzbek couldn't deal

who's the midget?

I RUN RAMPANT

ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

>that little Michigan cutie
>EE's THICC legs
>7ckingmad
>xiituzi
jesus christ I want to fuck EVERYONE in this house

ENDURANCE RUN

assassination in progress

Oh god, leave it to the all-american couch to pull out the fucking blankies

Really, you would think that they learned since the NA hub

BETWEEN THE PLANES

>meme tournament
>winning team gets 40K playing a few games for a few days

>this is not /pol/
then explain all the soe posts

me under the blankie

i didn't watch ti5

When do the real teams play?

ALL PATHS LEAD TO CONFLICT.

OG soon senpai.

the summit is more about participation than money
i heard from some pro player stream (i don't remember which one) that it's most prestigious one from non-valve tournaments

WHATS THE FRACAS

>implying 40K is enough money for five (5) people and organization cuts
yeah nah

>twitch ads that cannot be muted and don't have the pass after 5 seconds option

J U S T F U C K M Y T W I T C H E X P E R I E N C E U P

That wasn't why. It was to prevent - surprise! - Envy from flashing his balls

THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS

naga eating slardar

use streamlink

Kuroky is a oompa loompa?

>that it's most prestigious one from non-valve tournaments
fuck off LD you jew

EE is so thicc

>2016
>no ape hero
um, dotards??? ...isn't it about time you invented an ape themed hero?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

you guys told me that ee's gf was hot and she's literally kelly tier

dotards.....?

Turn the html5 player off

chen and chaos knight are both black

>tinker manages to not lose
>he was carried instead
dogshit hero

Chen, LC

>tfw EE MADE IT AND I HAVENT
END IT ALL

but then the colors look washed out

how is it prestigious
it isnt even played at an actual venue
it doesn even have a trophy ffs

Use livestreamer with the gui.

make webm of resolution "nais" & ok hand plx
youtu.be/rZgljfirMA0?t=3m55s

>MSS makes people watch Boku no Pico
did i hear that

you make it retard

I have NO ads.

>Nightly
>Ublock Origin
>HTTPS everyhwere
>HTML 5 player ON

>first phase timber ban

ASSBLASTED

Are you on VLC? Image adjust. Reduce the gamma and then increase the brightness. Don't even touch saturation/contrast even if that's what you think needs changing, trust me it's all in the gamma.

Nah

What country? Some end up being exempt from certain ads.

Did they just fucking remove disable help? holy shit

Enjoy your ads then, goyim

>fucking witcher 3 spoilers in /d2g/ of all places
Oh my motherfucking god, thank god I managed to click away fast enough. Still haven't played a single DLC and I have the whole vanilla ahead of me to get there

Well now we know that most of d2g aren't Asian

TEXAS, FOREVER.

QUICK SPRINT

You're lucky I didn't bother webming anything else from the DLC fammo, though there are many good bits for webms.

get spoiled kid

PSG HERE

One of these is the best boss fight music of all time. Which one do you choose?

youtube.com/watch?v=UIX_-AMuAhY

youtube.com/watch?v=7RzA_Oomra8

thats the music that plays when you fite me irl

thanks

fug you