EVE Online General /eog/

>pls puy my retarded opinion in the op

implying anybody but the regulars ever read the OP

Newfriend here. I found out about 'ratting'. What race should I go for?

will joining TEST taint my char forever?

>Amarr

Goyllente

Yes.

I bought a Hype because I'm spacepoor. Only got 2bn on me.

tl;dr Alpha Gallente

Gallente and Amarr alphas can train to use Repair Drones, which are the only goid support ability alphas can get
Gallente and Minmatar both have access to a larger variety of Industry ships

Amarr ships rely on skills alpha can't train
Minmatar have a pool with only weak ships
Gallente and Caldari ships are both OK

brave newbies or pandemic horde?

nobody cares about repair drones

Alpha here :^)

>tfw can't run around any social areas and hang out with erp lords

Who cares, try both.
You won't learn much about pvp with either anyways.

Join 1 and ask for starting cash. Join the other and ask for starting cash.

new player here, anyone got some tips for PLEXing on alpha? :3c

Make a lot of ISK

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>you can reliably farm PLEX in less than a month after 3 days of training on an alpha clone
heh, I like it

wut how

>hit by train
>18m
Literally how? It seems like it would either be instant, take a lot longer than 18m to die from your injuries, or not work.

trade in Jita gas harvesting in wormholes

You have to wait for the train to come, duh.

hey this is pretty handy, thanks user.

Earning ISK

Earning ISK

This is a good meme

why is it ISK and not ISC?

is this the mortal kombat universe?

yeah, buy it with your credit card

>carbon monoxide
>agony 21.5

there's a reason people die from it without ever realizing they were in danger

I think those might be average numbers. When it's not enough it takes a while.

You gotta look at it relative man. It's 4x as agonizing at shotgun to the head which would be an instant death. It's probably agony from a headache or something.

ALPHA CLONES
I WILL PLEX YOUR ACCOUNT (ONE PERSON ONLY)
IF YOU FIND Join All-Out and ping the citadel.
(you will have to get on comms and talk to make sure its legit)

What do you want me to do senpai.

Explain pls.

Your comms aren't organic.

Scan my dude, scan.
Citadel is called Join All-Out
Obviously no poorfag white stag fags or friends allowed.

Shieet I'm in Lonetrek.

Auto Piloting to Sankkasen, The Citadel

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M8 you could be anywhere on the server.

At least give a rough clue.

i dont have enough dogs for this

It's in a C4 Wormhole.

>well known by developers to be a game with a steep learning curve
>literally has the shittiest manual / gameplay support imaginable
>delete an entire wiki and replace with shitty ass articles that dont tell you shit and a few shitty youtube videos

why would you do this. have to spam like 5 different help channels and 2 forums just to get answer. would be pissed if i paid for a sub.

>YC118
>not realising that players know the game better
>not using fan tutorials

>13 years
>can't put helpful text inside the client

How should I entertain myself while I get auto piloted through 19 jumps

>autopiloting

>robotic steering

w-whats wrong with autopilot

you can't autopilot in big boy space. you will die.

>mfw your warp ends up just far enough away from the gate that me and all my friends can doomsday your frigate

what about high sec? is it actually more dangerous now or is ganking just a meme?

you're making your journey take like 3x as long

Can't find you senpai.

U gotta try harder m8

where are you exactly?

>caps in a C4
>retarded

Then what do you call caps in a C1?

The star system I said I was in.

I found a wormhole. But it just leads to nullspace.

keep scanning

Someone should tell dem noob that we have quite a bunch of WH systems.

Does /eog/ talk about Valkyrie at all? Just got it for the Vive and wondering if it has a presence in any generals?

>vive

>opera

>kick off my first ever Incursion by leaving my drones in the first room

NICE

noice

Ayy, you didn't need those anyways.
The real DPS was inside you all along!

>incursions

Security?

Who wants to bother sieging a C1 when they have fucking caps for defense. You must really have pissed someone off for that to happen.

>FC keeps telling people to put drones out
>keeps listing my name off

fug

never seen it discussed here

Just say something got bugged and blame CCP. Its what all the cool kids do. Hopefully your FC can't Dscan for shit.

"I fucked up once" comes off a lot better than "I deliberately did the wrong thing repeatedly".
You aren't getting away with a good impression. Cut your losses and tell him what happened.

it's only incursions, who gives a fuck

muh aug ogres

I did say something, but I think he's just rattling off names without really paying attention to who he's calling

>228mil in an hour and a half for F1 monkeying
>plus however much isk I can make off the LP once it's rewarded

Dank

Need to transport like 10 PLEX. Who would be kind enough to escort me?

Just give me the PLEX and I'll get 'em where you want 'em to go, user.

Okay. Meet me in your most expensive ship so I know I can trust you.

congrats

Don't trust this guy, contract them to my JF alt with zero collateral.

>accept a contract with zero collateral
>rip the package
>it's a noctis

Im keking at your fuck up

I would quit the game if that happened to me

>Who would be kind enough to escort me?

>0.1 cubic meters of cargo
>escort
Literally ferry it in a rookie ship.
Drop 10k on a shuttle if you're feeling ritzy.

You can warp away faster than anyone can lock on to you.
Use the default fitting to be extra inconspicuous.

>windows warns me of low resources and tells me to change my color theme
>not even 50% GPU usage
Fuck off

So as an alpha clone I have to pick Gallente even if I hate everything they are or else I'll suck dick until I shell out 15 bucks a month so I can use any ship?

Minmater ships are so cool looking.

Why should poorfag noobs like me looking for a free mmo to play be gayllente?

Algos

>until I shell out 15 bucks a month
It's like 8 hours worth of Icelandic Króna, once you have access to actual skills.
Learn ALL the ropes in shitty T1 Minmater crap while taking in your Cowboy Bepop aesthetic.
When you've saved up enough ISK to buy a PLEX, just keep buying PLEX.

Because they're marginally less gimped than the other races.
Really though, you're fine as long as you stay away from Amarr.

Anyone have a fit link for ALPHA cormorant sniper fit