/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>tfw they poop in a box

>start throwing in a curveball meme during a 1-sided conversation
>get deleted
The way my grandpappy would've want to go out.

>B'nhaka
Would be put in a pillory/gloryhole contraption available to the public. Maybe offer her to beast tribes in return for favours.
>Seihai
I'd impregnate her and keep her fat tits hooked up to a milker. And while pregnant I'd train her into the perfect anal slut.
>Pins
I'd torture her cock, keep her caged up an unable to cum as I poke and prod at it, keeping it constantly stimulated.
>Kaori
I'd fill her to bursting, each of her holes full of cock, constantly pouring their seed into her.
>Beepy
Personal concubine, would keep her by my bed at all times, using her mouth whenever I feel the need, yanking on those horns and choking her on my cock until she's passed out with my load in her stomach.

someday i hope you find it in your heart to love me back

Reposting :3
Now taking applications for my BF with only a few requirements
1. Cannot be a big poopy poop poopy. IRL gender is irrelevant.
2. Not be shit at the game.
3. Be on Balmung.
4. Not be insufferable to talk to because that's my job.
5. Actually play the game. Don't just do your expert or be a raidlogger, actually play the game with me.
6. Be enlightened. And also have an oral fetish, which encompasses urine drinking and suckies :3

Thanks I hope I get lots of apps and find a fun person to hang out with

Kiss post.

Does she have a stinky slimy pussy?

Real quality start to a thread guys, really.

I don't think I'm autistic enough to stick around here.

That's gay as fuck you stupid short son of a man.

Its okay user, you'll get over it.
Also they're both, the characters exist in XI and XIV
The earlier stuff is just still very Mithra/Elvaan instead of Elezen/Miqo'te. Either way, it's Justice.

Do one for me user, I am a female c@.

>tfw they don't respond for an entire week

anyone want to ___

Elvaan and Mithra are not in XIV so gtfo.

no matter what the blank stands for, not with this ugly cat

Nobody knows who I am

Please

PST Nea Liandri

Hot desu senpai

When you're around I spy on you from afar. When you're afk I dance on your cute tight body.

I will be your eb

So, who wants to buy me a webcam? I spent all of my money on drugs and to buy Amber games/renew her FFXIV subscription, so I'm broke.
PST.

fuck off

why did you break up was araneascales

do you like lizard

I want to frot with a catboy.

ouch, I hope you're doing alright user, poke them again now!

Yep, I'm in /xivg/

Who do I talk to if I want to join Soft? I'm new.

>drugs
you mean soylent and HRT

I mean, I don't give a fuck if you want to friend-EB, but you'd have to be my friend first. And good luck with that, I'm borderline asocial.

take off all your clothes first

dont steal my meme

>tfw they respond in an hour but its always something disinterested

Now taking applications for my BF with only a few requirements
1. Cannot be intelegent. Need to be as fucking retarded as I am. IRL gender is irrelevant.
2. Not be shit at the game.
3. Not be a lazy faggot.
4. Be on Balmung.
5. Not be insufferable to talk to because that's my job.
6. Actually play the game. Don't just do your expert or be a raidlogger, actually play the game with me.

Thanks I hope I get lots of apps and find a fun person to hang out with

CODE RED

>Multiple FFXI/XIV cross over events.
>"They're not connected!"
Stylistically yeah there's a bit of a difference, but they've a huge number of similarities. Including development, animation, and texture makers.

How do you find good glamours? I just went through the MB for caster tops and I don't particularly like any of them.

i dont buy this for a minute

*Puts hair color dye into Mado's shampoo*

Mado will dye.

You lost him, Lily.

wow

>that picture
Ok stop please, that's gross.

Can I still apply if I dont fit #3

Now taking applications for my BF with only a few requirements
1. Cannot be intelegent. Need to be as fucking retarded as I am. IRL gender is irrelevant.
2. Not be shit at the game.
3. Not be a lazy faggot.
4. Be on Balmung.
5. Not be insufferable to talk to because that's my job.
6. Actually play the game. Don't just do your expert or be a raidlogger, actually play the game with me.

Thanks I hope I get lots of apps and find a fun person to hang out with

cringe

There are other caster glamours than the ones that are on the MB. There are dungeon drops and tomestone gear, as well as event gear, PvP gear and other shit.

why does kiss keep messaging me and commenting on my profile?

Stop stealing Stratos's meme

>Fit all those
>look at picture
>nigger skin
Guess better luck next time.

is your name really john? lmfao

Fuck off and stop imitating me you cunt.

are u a cute lizard

nyo

cuz

Paks...

Where can I find what they look like

Meows

Hello. How do you sit normally on furniture such as beds? I mean the ground sitting pose as opposed to snapping to the edges in the chair sit animation.

*Fluffs Mado's pillow*

Mado will lie.

Now taking applications for my BF with only a few requirements
1. Cannot be a midlander, highlander or roe, no exceptions. IRL gender must be male only.
2. Not be shit at the game.
3. Be on Balmung.
4. Not be insufferable to talk to because that's my job.
5. Actually play the game. Don't just do your expert or be a raidlogger, actually play the game with me.

Thanks I hope I get lots of apps and find a fun person to hang out with

>loves you
>cares about you
>you keep shitposting about him
Yeah, I don't know why he's bothering either. What he ever saw in you is a mystery

how are cute lizards

Poor Mari.

What's that, a new fetish? I think I love sounding now.

Now taking applications for my BF with only a few requirements
1. Cannot be wearing shoes. Must be as barefoot as I am. IRL footwear is irrelevant.
2. Not be shit at memes.
3. Not be a lazy meme.
4. Be on Gilgameme.
5. Not be insufferable to talk to because that's meme meme.
6. Actually play the meme. Don't just do your meme or be a memelogger, actually play the game with mememe.

Thanks I hope I get lots of memes and find a meme person to meme out with.

...

can you guys help me find my gimmick?

*Puts dxm in Mado's coffee*

Mado will high.

amber is shitting up the thread

Nothingness is a lot smaller than I remember it being

I want balmung to leave

Lieral crazy sandwich

For poetics tomestones, you can check them in Mor Dhona at one of the NPCs. I don't know the name.
For lore/scripture, you can check them in Idyllshire.
For PvP gear, you check it at the wolve's den pier.
For old 3.x tomestone gear, you can check them at the forgotten knight in Foundation.
For most other gear, you're going to have to do some googling probably.

Lily....

neo-neo ebins are literally the worst

Um no?

yeah i mess up a lot

Is that Soundcloud actually yours?

You're p good at making music desu even if you're batshit crazy

just reply to me faggot

Male Elezen looking for cute voidsent to be my pet. Must be open to buttplay and being purged constantly.

Now taking applications for my BF with only a few requirements
1. Cannot be a high level. Need to be as fucking low level as I am. IRL gender is irrelevant.
2. Be shit at the game.
3. Be a lazy faggot.
4. Be on Balmung.
5. Not be insufferable to talk to because that's my job.
6. Don't really play the game, ERPing is fine.

Thanks I hope I get lots of apps and find a fun person to hang out with

...

Yeah, it's mine. I have another too that's focused on my old "VGM OST" compositions, but.. I don't really like sharing that one because it's all literal garbage to me, idk. Thanks though.

Consider suicide

First day here and already cancer. Good job

Chocolate

*Put's Mado on kitchen duty*

Mado will fry.

>male elezen
gross creep

I imagine that's intentional. Given that their first post in the last thread wasn't a new IP

...

link?

>tfw you already have a gf who is the world's cutest pirate

lmaoin at your applications kids . . .

how to improve the games playerbase
>get rid of female characters
i have eliminated all of the drama
you may thank me later