League of Legends General /lolg/

I really wish it didn't take so long for a match to start

I probably spent an hour in total just today either sitting in queue or waiting for champ select to end

>literally can't carry low elo silvers in flex queue even if i try to spoon feed them kills
>loss streak and demotions in flex queue since they balance teams like norms meaning 4 silvers 1 plat and the enemy team is all gold with 1 silver
>even get games with troll picks like poppy mid into a veigar and they don't build mr
>the only way to have a chance to win is to waste an hour letting my team catch up in damage
Solo queue fucking when
THIS IS NOT FUN

xth for Cute Ashe

Winter Edition

Lissandra
a
shit

xth for homosexuality is a sin

xth for bullshit lore

universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/tristana-color-story

universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/region/bandle-city

Thanks Dad.

xth for muscle elves

youtube.com/watch?v=YjJb6DMlJ1Y

universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/region/bandle-city

universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/tristana-color-story

It's a WIP but so far it kinda sucks.

>want to commission Bandle.
>wouldn't even be porn but something gay like Poppy marrying me

There's like a 9 year waiting list so good luck buddy

thats one ugly composited bow

I don't like how Zaun became Piltover's trashcan tbqh, but aside from this i am trying to stay positive
They can't screw up THIS badly, r-right?
i always imagined Piltover and Zaun to be more of a cyberpunk. Now It's some weird mix between steampunk and cyberpunk

>go into flex queue
>same shit
>go into normal
>placing me against Diamonds and Plats while my team composition is Silvers, Golds
Ha ha
End my
Life!

WELDING OUR BOY

I SUMMONE YOU

the purest love is between two cute boys

>caring for Lore

>win streak
>all of a sudden every team I get matched with are on 5 game loss streaks
>can't stop losing even if I'm 5/0/6 and my team surrenders
Do I need to spam yasuo or something
I don't understand how it's possible to predict with 100% accuracy every loss based on match history, rank and team comp

Does spilling gas from replacing a gas tank on my friend's Sienna count?
>Posts Neptune
>saying anyone has shit taste
Kill yourself Juggador, you hoboslut waifuing cuck
>Lissandra
>a shit
pick one

Can fat boys be cute?

why are there not AP ADC???

Zaun WAS cool, some kind of hyper-libertarian Diesel/Cyber/Slime punk wonderland festering with cyborgs. mutants and freakish bizarre cronenberg shit but now it's a hamfisted take on Muh class warfare and income inquality. And is now the butthole of piltover

Thanks Riot

Who even cares about lore, seriously. It's main purpose is background context on the characters. It doesn't really matter.

>Lissandra so ugly you forgot her pic

lmao

This is not Paragon riot isn't that innovative

>I don't like how Zaun became Piltover's trashcan tbqh, but aside from this i am trying to stay positive
>They can't screw up THIS badly, r-right?

After Ekko's release, it was sort of inevitable. Personally I like it, it's reminiscent of Metropolis FF7's Midgar and dystopian settings in general, which is fitting. I didn't like how Piltover remained THE paradise in Runeterra for so long in the lore anyway, the lack of inner corruption felt completely unrealistic.

>i always imagined Piltover and Zaun to be more of a cyberpunk. Now It's some weird mix between steampunk and cyberpunk

Zaun still has a lot of cyberpunk influence, imo. It's Piltover's new setting that worries me. Old Piltover was a unique blend of modern, dieselpunk, steampunk, cyberpunk and magitech. Now Piltover 2.0 is basically just haughty upperclass steampunk, but replace the steam with magitech.

dude somebody is a """""""little"""""""" angry
get it
its because you are an angry manlet haha
by the by Neptune is a well developed and full character while lissandra is a cardboard cutout of a trope
kill yourself you shallow prick

I care, fuck you.

disfigured tree man is fun as fuck but it sucks having to rely on teammates to do damage

especially since the meta lately is one bot lane feeds the everliving fuck out of the other

I've been skipping my jg item on him which is nice for an early power spike but sometimes I do miss the combat smite. The finished item only gives you 30% more mana regen while in the jungle, it seems inefficient

anybody playing this guy?

im sure someone out there finds them cute, dont worry bud

Who was that stupid cunt pro player that said "If your team loses you can only blame yourself"

That's a nice way to look at things for self improvement for how you can better your play style and choices

But in actuality fuck, that mind set is literally retarded in a team game. That requires a team. That's more than just you. As in four other people

;_;

t. dotard mad the characters in his game are all shitty and boring with ZERO depth or interaction

Who even cares about esports are streamers, seriously. Their main purpose is to market skins to spoiled rich kids who don't have anything better to do. It doesn't really matter.

I can dump my Lissandra folder
if thats what you want
if being 6'7" makes me a manlet, ok then

I'm working on a few concepts for one to maybe post on the forums. I highly doubt I could make something worthy of being made, but maybe I could motivate the staff to consider another girl yordle. Estelle is the yordle girl I designed as a jungler and I'm still working out a kit that could work for her, but I also wanted to design another idea I had for a fortune teller yordle girl who wields a crystal ball and her main theme being casting shared auras that give different buffs to herself and her ally. Sort of like Orianna E + Sona. I'm not creative enough to design champions that fit with the style of League, unfortunately.

All women are beautiful to me, I just prefer the vertically challenged primary color variety.

bandlebrocommissions@gmail is the best place, though I'm very full right now.

Don't hesitate to approach me for games, my friend. I don't enjoy playing alone, though it's what I do most of the time.

I don't judge anyone for what they ask me to draw. I think that's very cute.

This is awful
What were they even thinking?
Didn't Ekko just want to make Zaun great again or something?
Also yes, i love Zaun visually, and i agree with you on the Piltover being steampunk. Still, Zaun isn't pure visual cyberpunk as it has lots of cyberpunk influence.
Exactly. There is literally no way the air in there is breathable. I live in a city in a low and the pollution is so awful people often wear masks to avoid cancer.
Yet none of the Zaun characters(except maybe Viktor but who knows what his mask/face does anyway) wears a mask.
Zaun became Piltover's slums no matter how rito tries to defend their lore.
I started playing this game only because of the lore

I like to belive Zaun depends on Piltover in terms of trading(since they don't have a port anymore) and Piltover depends on Zaun's technology(being more of a trade city).

Rank the factions based on champions, lore, appearance, whatever.

My list is: Freljord > Piltover > Zaun > Noxus > Ionia > Bandle City > The Void > Bilgewater > Shadow Isles > Mount Targon > Shurima > Demacia

Why do people think Azir abuses Thunderlords worse than any other champ when it's the only keystone that gives him some presence? Do people want him to use Deathfire touch?

Shurima > Piltover> Bilgewater > Ionia > Demacia > everyone else

Zaun > Noxus > Void > Shadow isles > Bilgewater > Freliord > Ionia > Shurima > Piltover > Bandle city > Demacia > Targon
Subjective as fuck tho

Why don't you invite people on your friends list to play with? Aren't you super popular?

yeah im playing him
he is nice to build as a support but definitely do not like going damage on him

Bilgewater > Piltover > Freljord > Ionia > Mount Targon > Bandle City > Noxus > Demacia > Zaun > Shurima > Shadow Isles > The Void

>tfw the only champions I can play anymore are Poppy and J4
Everything else is awful. Need a new Yordle girl and paladin champion SOON

Sona mains need to die.

>I live in a city in a low and the pollution is so awful people often wear masks to avoid cancer.
>Yet none of the Zaun characters(except maybe Viktor but who knows what his mask/face does anyway) wears a mask.

You see plenty of thugs wearing augmented masks in Camille's comic. Also, maybe they don't need masks, maybe they rely on some kind of magic to make the air more breathable for them, who knows.

this what happens when they hire self loathing, misanthropic, muh social issues obsessed, "i want to be taken seriously as a writer", blogger types to write for a company.

>Kled's lore mentions people seeing him and yordles as human.
>No one cares.
>Tristana's lore mentions people seeing her and yordles as human.
>Everyone loses their minds.
>Lissfag doesn't like neps
It's like you go out of your way to have the shittiest taste imaginable.

>want first win of the day
>play 4 bot matches
>lose all 4 because my team mates are bots

I thought this was suppose to be easy.

hey bandle, can i please add you on league?

I need to get an artist to draw new stuff for me

maybe Ill just make some stuff myself

>3:43
>not watching in real life Jinx on chaturbate

Would post pic but my phone wont let me

delete this garbage

>don't play a lot
>would be too nervous to play with Bandle because of how bad I probably am

Has Ryze ever been to Bandle City?

I know its garbage, but its all I have

>main support
>put jungle as secondary
>mfw I actually get jungle

>don't know what's going
>see posts about Zaun being a sithole
>Zaun is no an underbelly of Piltover instead of being a different city
>This means Zaun would barely be in contact with Noxus without Piltover's knowing
>So Zac technically wouldn't exist
>This also doesn't explain why Jinx is so hellbent on destroying Piltover which is right on top of Zaun
>we're entering class warfare where Vi, Ekko, Jinx and Caitlyn are "against the patriarchy"

We'll be fine though right guys?

>tfw getting a penta in a 4v5 game

NO

Can they fire him
Or her
I don't care i don't want Zaun to be a trashcan
I don't want Yordles to be demigods
I don't want any more stories like Taliyah
Please make it stop
Mayble. Still think masks would be cool.
Although didn't PiltoZaun develop hextech in the first place only because they didn't have magic? If they had magic there would be no point in progressing the technology. I think their land was infertile in magic in the original lore or something
Or maybe i just made that up at some point, it is possible.

>gold 5 auto filled support
>afk jungler for the entire early game
>tank aurelion sol top with grasp of the undying

and i almost did it too, it was simply too much to avoid, they just ended up 5 man chain flashing on me because i was the only one who did any damage. i should have tried to flash earlier but i expected a janna ult to get the renekton off me but she just didnt use it.

end to a beautiful tristana winstreak where i carried my ass off every game ;;

its not that I dont like Neps
its just that Neptune a shit

Singed should gas everyone.

Don't worry all those champions will get their backstories rewritten so that it can be relevant to this one single event rito is planning, so it's all good!

this plague has infected Marvel comics, magic the gathering, bioware and who the hell knows what else, its not stopping anytime soon, bit by bit what we love will all be consumed. just you wait.

Shurima > new Zaun > Bilgewater > Ionia > Shadow Isles > Noxus > new Void > Freljord > new Piltover >>> Demacia >>>> new Mount Targon >>>>>>>> new Bandle City

Please no
I don't want my lore destroyed
I want to be able to lead a nice rpgs in LoLverse for my friends
Please stop
Seconding this
It would still be a better lore than what we got rn
>inb4 Singed gets rewritten as a Runeterra's Hitler

I'm guessing probably, I'd imagine he's been to every major city/area of Runeterra at some point or another. Looking back at his VO after the new Yordle lore, he seems to know about their new feywild style BS.

Ivern is definitely the definition of a support jungler. he does rely on his team quite a bit, though as someone who's a support and jungler main, I typically don't mind too much.

Way I usually build Ivern is 12/18/0 masteries with Windspeaker keystone.

Start jungle item and pots like normal. Then completely ignore jungle item from then on. The extra experience doesn't change when upgraded and the jungle-clearing boosts do nothing for Ivern. My first back I tend to buy boots and start rushing Rod of Ages. Yes this is normally shit on junglers, but since Ivern doesn't need to bother with his jungle item ever again, he can afford to do this. After that I usually go general support build, Athenes or Mikhael's depending on what the team needs, Ardent if our ADC is doing well, and Redemption, then Locket and whatever else, maybe Echo since it's better than Runic jungle item IMO unless you want the champion smite or ward item.

Boots of Mobility is great on Ivern since his unique way of clearing jungle doesn't actually consider him as being "in combat" unless you do the smite instant clear, so he keeps the speed boost most of the time.

At level 1, you should take the raptors first due to the jungle changes. When killing a jungle creep a level higher than you, you get a bonus extra 50 exp per level above you it is. All jungle creeps start the game at level 2, so instant wiping all 6 raptors gets you a bonus 300 exp, and that's before including how much exp the camp is actually worth. I typically drop a grove on blue, take raptors, place a few more groves, then go bakc and start clearing them.

Obviously be careful doing this if you go against an enemy jungle who's probably going to invade you, like Shaco or Lee, since they can easily steal the blue away before you come back to it.

Not really, I don't want to pester people to play with me. I accept most invites I get.

Absolutely.

That's why I play alone a lot. I practice as much as I can so I can catch up to my friends in skill. I feel like I weigh them down most times I play with them. I won't judge you.

No one actually read Kled's lore

the spark of hope must glimmer in all of our hearts, this mess can be avoided if we coordinate our feedback, we mustn't be complacent in these testing times, we must believe in our strengths.

>people picking Nunu with COTC

What am I missing

niggers being stupid

Ive seen garens and mundos with it

where the fuck is the weekend game mode? im getting bored of grinding arams

>tfw Ryze is runeterra's version of Alex Jones

It wasn't this clear really
I didn't even notice this part until rereading it after Tristana's lore
We
We can do this
We have to

The only hope i have right now is that Riot is preparing the lore for some sort of rpg and that's why they make so many major changes.

DEATH IS THE HARDEST CC

I'll be honest, I tried it on Garen. I honestly thought it would proc with his Q silence. Idk why shit like Nautilus passive is considered hard CC for it but not silences.

I don't play this game much anymore but I would add you if I ever decided to play again

wait a sec this font seems familiar
is this from boktai

Your craft keeps getting more fluid, crisp and expressive, do not lose heart, your journey is only just beginning.

People probably left it on StoA and haven't switched over yet. I'm still trying to decide what my Nunu keystone should be myself.

>Mfw i play Nasus with COTC to show my disrespect regarding enemy team

roots are hard cc

so are knock up/asides/backs, stuns, snares, fears, supresses, pulls, and charms

silences, slows, and grounded are not

Mad manlet can't handle the best girl cause she'd give him too many bantz

You would be correct. A gem of a GBA game, lost to the ages.

>>This means Zaun would barely be in contact with Noxus without Piltover's knowing
>>So Zac technically wouldn't exist

Yes and no, it's now clear that both city states are absolutely fucking corrupt and don't care what kind of black market shit either of them do as long as the Pilties' wealth and status isn't thrown out of balance

>This also doesn't explain why Jinx is so hellbent on destroying Piltover which is right on top of Zaun

If anything, it's more proof as to why Jinx would want to blow up Piltover in the first place. And why she enjoys toying with Vi.

>we're entering class warfare where Vi, Ekko, Jinx and Caitlyn are "against the patriarchy"

Jhin is going to get involved as well. Probably Jayce, Viktor, Zac, Blitz and Orianna with their new retconned lores, too.

naut's passive is a snare/root, that's why.

>best girl
I can handle ice waifu just fine
and i told being 6'7" doesn't make me a manlet
but you being 5'11" does.

>no MAGA hat on the top
You had one job