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>Shenanigansen is possibly the worst comic artist on the internet right now.

Better ss13 when

If it makes you feel any better, you inspired me to do the OP.

When you code it from scratch.

>HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL PLAYER
>>HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL PLAYER
>>>HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL PLAYER
I putting plasma in the FUCKING tank harder and it explodes MAXIMUM FORCE. Are you all atuismtic to not understand that?
1. Increase pump forces
>2. Go go go use hand pump for maximum pressure in the oxytank
3. Make sure you have coolers
BOOM bonk BAM, instant maximum clap bomb. I'm basic cuban pete.
>HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL PLAYER
>>HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL PLAYER
>>>HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL PLAYER

AI milf blow borgs

I want to hold hands with jfkfjdhheu !

can I deny someone medical treatment for being black?

Help dorms

>After several days of trying, finally manage to get some alone time with goon's teleporter without being murdered or having the power shut off or having someone else barge in and hijack the thing to steal office supplies
>In my excitement to go on SPACE ADVENTURES, I don't remember to bring something to teleport me back
>The Solarium ended up being behind door number 1
>The AI can't bring me back for some reason, probably just being an asshole
>There's nothing to do but bask in the warm glow of a shitty jpeg of the sun and listen to the robot personification of death get increasingly agitated at my presence
I finally did it, I won

>Glass floors
WHEN

Why do detectives in movies always seems to have a superior rank over police officers but our detective doesn't?

>gooncode leak never

As much as I would enjoy that gimmick, no I don't believe that would fly and it would probably earn a job ban from medbay. Adminhelp it and ask though.

Thank god. The amount of bugs would be squared.

The goonecode was already leaked earlier this year.

Depends on how shit he was all round.
But you can't deny cloning. That's antag as fuck.

damn
what was the solarium good ending?

There wasn't one
They've been making this shit up as they go, the whole time

There is none__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

I play as a nigga and I'd never adminhelp for that. It's something I'd have fun to resolve in IC.
But as said, you can't deny cloning

There wasn't one.
There never was a secret ending. Solarium was never finished and they just pretended there was a secret ending so people wouldn't criticize them for leaving it unfinished.

I wasn't meaning for the nigga to adminhelp, I was meaning that the doctor should adminhelp to ask the admins if the "racist doctor" gimmick is okay

goon genocide when?

Sean Murray/10

>But you can't deny cloning.
Sure you can.

It's perfectly alright to make a stiff someone else's problem.
They can usually get surgeried, and can always get borged.

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You shouldn't be able to post in this thread when you are permabanned.

>deny medical service to a black person
>ship them off to robotics for borging
>Suddenly the watermelon powered niggerbot 9000 is patrolling the halls
>Law 2 it to assist botany

Can we remove vox? jesus christ so fucking cringy

nth for flawless operation

>Everyone is naked and bald
Fuck I had this glitch before but I forgot how to fix it. Send help

Update byond

Fuck you make me

Oh user, that's not even the only thing they haven't finished
There's some big side thing involving russian nukes and incredibly fucking obtuse scavenger hunts that even spread out into some ARG shit on their website that never went anywhere because the map they're making for it isn't finished

>Round start get white monkey round ready after doing cryo
>Print out fuck tonne of skin tone block injectors
>Stab every nigger with it to make them a human
>No angry ahelps for removing people from the round

You're welcome

hmmm. What would happen if you injected the white power syringe into the cryomix? Would it de-nigger everyone put into the magic heal tube?

Nope, genetic syringes don't work like that man. Its best to die after they get popped out of cloning or cryo, they cant fight back then.

I've never even tried to into genetics yet, so I'm not surprised their syringes are special snowflakes

If you ever want to learn it, her'es how it works:

Scan a monkey and set every block below 801 (make a "clean SE")

Put *any* amount of Unstable Mutagen in a spray bottle.
Top it off with water. Spritz you monkeys until it's half empty.
Top it off with water. Spritz you monkeys until it's empty.
Scan the monkeys. Flag everything above 801 as a disability.

Inject a monkey with the clean SE.
Pump every block you didn't mark earlier.

If think there's a trick to using certain intensities against blocks with certain last digits?
Boosts manifest chance, or something? Maybe someone in the thread knows it.

Anyways, after pumping all the non-disability blocks, start printing SE injectors.
Manifest chance is a bitch though, so you'll end up with a bit less than half the powers.

neat. Thanks user

who's the most robust person on our server?

me

Probably Tinky the clown

you

Bill Hudson

the warden

Why the fuck is eve online in this OP? delete this please

Fuck I don't know

M e d n a n o b o t s

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Come back when I can out punch your healing

They do if you're a good detective and your officers respect you.

What? You can't out robust a fucking clown? What would the Captain think?

No clumsy, mednanos healing for 40 hp per tick neither are clown devices or tricks

Best bet would be to water autoinject then potass autoinject during the stun window of the furball vomiting and then toolbox

Ez

Ugh, reminder that not all gimmicks are okay

ugh

toxicologist medical doctor alt title when

Ugh

10/10 great round Maximillion and Clown for MVP

>be barman
>come late, looking for shit to do
>get some free guns from cargo because of the second amendment (god bless trump)
>someone needs a judge, I dunno anything about the case
>it begins
>clown has evidence like prints, jumpsuits, bloody jacket, fibres on doors, all pointing towards CASH being the heinous criminal
>Cash has no real defence
>someone tries to intimidate me with an assassination attempt
>it is foiled by the jury of my peers
>I pronounce him guilty but he has a mech so no real punishment
>ask him to apologize and let the clown slip him a few times
>all this time the borg has been pronouncing cash guilty
>he harmbatons cash once
>chaos erupts, everyone is trying to kill everyone
>I flee the scene once things get violent
>proclaim over the radio that CASH IS GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY ROUGE BORGS ROUGE CASH GUILTY
>spark a lynch mob that eventually gets his mech destroyed
Truly the arm of the law is long.

85 emitters.
The thing is, after the shard reaches last stage (gray pulsing) it doesn't really make much difference how many emitters you shoot at it.
After it reaches a softcap in power/heat generation the efficiency of emitters diminish drastically. You can see that with the same triple cooling system it's still stable after increasing the emitter count by 70%.
Not much difference in power/collector either.

I must thank every carbon in that round for not butting in my work though.
And the RNG for not fucking up my work with a meteor storm.

Guys what should we do about the hyperzine problem?
Our station is filled with drug addicts, it's disgusting.

Fax in with centcomm to ban it and beat users

water+potass them

Lil autism crab, I salute you motherfucker, that is some fine ass work.

Give yourself a pat in the back, you are the best engie the server has or ever will get. Godspeed clown hat crab.

>crab

>mommi
>not a crab
baka

>barman

You have to go back

>be barman
>proclaim over the radio that CASH IS GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY ROUGE BORGS ROUGE CASH GUILTY
Please go back

Crabs have 10 legs retard

>being such a contrarian fuck you only consider crabs crabs if they have 10 legs

Mommis are autism crabs, and your contrarian ass isn't changing that.

the legs are imaterial and don't exist in your plane of existence, like your reasoning.

That's what makes crabs crabs
What is it that makes mommis crabs instead of spiders other than your own personal preference?

>code/modules/mob/living/silicon/mommi/examine.dm
>msg += {"It's like a crab, but it has a utility tool on one arm and a crude metal claw on the other. That, and you doubt it'd survive in an ocean for very long."}

So it's similar to a crab
It is also similar to not crabs

Never again

>tfw Fat Albert will never come back

What about the HOP's job makes it hard? is it just that people try to murder you. It seems like handling job changes is easy

tfw Ashe and Felicity broke up after the ckey leak

You have responsibility, which is more than the manchildren on this server can handle

All access means you are literally the one running the station.
Captain is busy staying on the move.

Not that guy, but what if I'm horribly unrobust? Can I still do the job?
And what do I do if someone in a department is refusing to do his job?

Demote 'em

So first we imported two admins from Hippie, now we're importing coders from TG?

They're coming on their own. And Doobie seemed like a pretty cool admin.

>ghetto chem
Does anyone have any success story/interesting greentext using ghetto chem?
Doesn't seem that useful when a chemmaster board is one window away.

Ghetto chem would only be good if it was a necessity, or if you could make unique shit you couldn't get in a standard lab environment
Literally nobody has ever used it

>tfw there will never be a justice-dispensing duo with a cute brown detective and a strong black assistant to keep the station safe

>Niggers
>On my station

How?