VAMPY-CHAN'S FEET ON MY FACE. ACCORDING TO MY WILL
Matthew King
xth for lolibats!
Liam Moore
Let me blog about this in this thread as well; Sometimes I feel dirty just by playing as an Elf.
Aaron Ross
For once in my life the May RNG was on my side.
Angel Walker
>your will
Nicholas Brooks
Why do Elves always become the victim of racism?
Leo Moore
この子の「けつ」「えき」出したい!
Aiden Wilson
Should i do it? Deck is already trash, can't get worse than this.
Jackson Campbell
They are creepy fucks and fuc their forest. For the Lady.
Jayden Wilson
Can we ban Haven from ladder?
Joshua Miller
Only people can be victim. Elf is not people.
Daniel Wilson
death's breath
Adrian Sullivan
When does this game become hard?
Robert Flores
Death's Breath just wins games, so left.
Gavin Wilson
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Tyler Wright
ELF GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Nathan Smith
I'll never be good at this game
Jace Walker
pay more money
Michael Hall
Left, worst case scenario you can just play Atomy for 9 endgame.
Cameron Myers
When you hit B you'll be flooded with freedom birds and scantily clad sluts of minion buffs. B3 is when you lose the win streak so the grind gets longer.
Ryan Evans
A rank is where people actually start to build good decks and are trying to get somewhere. AA and upwards is where people actually know their shit it seems.
Levi Mitchell
We'll be getting a lot of anti-Haven tools next expansion I hope
Michael Barnes
>tfw you go 3-2 with a fantastic deck because you draw poorly against opponents who curve perfectly and have perfect answers to your threats and then get the worst possible pack from your arena reward Just rub some salt in the wound I guess
Chase Williams
seems usual for Luna for me.
Nicholas Lee
I'll never be good at anything
Gavin Ortiz
>c3 >82 level luna RIght now lel
Ayden Bell
Too close to home
Aiden Harris
Timpopo chang kawaii
John Moore
20 win streaks are easy in C rank, there are people here lucky enough to get 30+. Then you'll experience about 70% of your matches against Haven in B.
Asher Martin
This sexy mofo
Samuel Rogers
>practicing ptp >finally get board control and quickly cycle through hands with altered fate >win with 9 cards left having never drawn ptp wew
Question, is ptp forest supposed to be played as a control or a midrange deck outside of waiting on your win card? Not sure whether I should be clearing board or pressuring face
Logan Lee
>Take 2 >Choose cards with a cost of 2 >5 wins
It's that easy, it really is.
Asher Stewart
Play Dorkcraft.
Daniel Cox
...
Bentley Long
No joke I once had a sword draft where every single pick forced me to take a 3 mana option
Sometimes you can't draft a curve
Isaac Adams
>practicing
Brayden Parker
But how will I get to bounce Tia up and down and get her off a bunch?
Wyatt Anderson
is erica a slut
Carson Ross
How good is control sword at beating aggro decks?
Angel Ortiz
Only when she shave these armpits.
Colton Moore
>summon a storm follower that can end the game and evolve it >realize it looked like BM right after I swear I was just doing evolve missions
Ethan Ramirez
Insanely good. It crushes every aggro deck in the game.
Luis Turner
Yes, but only for other girls, so it's ok.
Noah Walker
...
Tyler Edwards
>realize Tia has a bigger rack than vampy
Connor Morgan
>mfw there will never be a ladder reset >you'll never even remember what homebrew decks look like because all you will ever face at AA+ are netdecks >inb4 unranked exists because that is filled with more try-hards than ranked
Ryan Scott
I want to shave Forte's armpits and anal hair.
Austin Robinson
Need a concede at 40092, thank you
John Watson
I'm really bad at it user like 20% winrate
Julian Johnson
And neither should be sexualised
Joshua Allen
But all the new meta setters are in masters user Just climb
Chase Taylor
It's not even fun to play ranked, I regret climbing so early because everything is haven, Unranked at least has people doing meme decks.
Carson Cox
Best deck in the game
aggro bats is the only one you might get issues with
Liam Stewart
I want to bottom out in vampy's love canal as she moans and leglocks me.
Jayden Howard
>Vampy >Rack ??????
Luis Taylor
thanks user that helped
Anthony Jenkins
She's a lesbo slut.
Carter Hall
I'm relaxing at C3 with my 18 decks, having fun and doing random stuff.
Hudson Brooks
I regret not sandbagging. Forget about elves, Elana is as prevalent as Shaman on ladder
Luis Cox
How are you not supposed to sexualize something sexual?
Jonathan Williams
REMOVE ELF
Juan Thomas
>Forest cunts whining the most about haven Every time. "Why can't I just roll over every single opponent with my overstatted followers?"
Matthew Sanders
>implying.
Carter Reyes
Vampy's not a slut
Aiden Edwards
Those bats are the cutest I'd marry vampy just for them.
Christian Thomas
She's sucked more dicks than necks
Tyler Phillips
for you.
Caleb Cox
>start playing, think shadowcraft is the coolest >but no good cards out of the starter freebies >few weeks later, have 2 Plutos, 2 Atomy's, and a Lord of Flies >but no Cerberuses >tfw no Cerberuses ever in new packs >tfw secretly wishing for 3rd Atomeme
Jackson Fisher
Alright /svg/, what are your five favorite cards? Tsubaki was my first legendary and I knew she was going to be good just by reading the text.
Jordan Walker
I pulled a cerby today but I've got literally no other shadow cards
Jose Scott
what's more cancerous havencraft or forestcraft
Bentley Collins
Too bad they always die along with her.
Michael Peterson
Why do so many fucking people complain about Haven when PtP Forest has always been the number one most cancerous deck in existence since the game's beginnings?
Dylan Miller
What is the difference between a bat and Vampy?
Gavin Powell
forest is better haven is less fun to play against`
Carter Long
Haven since it has the lowest skill ceiling from the two of them.
Zachary Sanders
Haven because nothing is interactive about amulets.
Landon Perry
Vampy doesn't suck blood.
Aiden Reyes
>fucking love playing shadow and all its mechanics >No staple cards (death's breath, phantom howl) >No Cerbs >No LotF >One Atomy >THREE PLUTOS
End my life already theres actually no good deck with the garbage i have
Jaxson Davis
Try play a few matches in high rank and tell me how many haven you see.
Levi Lee
>destroy amulet >it just applies its effect earlier by whose design
Matthew Phillips
She's a semen demon.
Henry Fisher
OSOI
Jose Miller
please concede 83616
Zachary Bennett
Can I safely liquidfy any of these? I also have an animated golden Dragonbond Mage, is that played in any decks or can it go?
Joseph Ramirez
Try an actually high rank, it's all elves.
Gabriel Hall
>Vampy OP >still no Vampy getting defanged image
Noah Lewis
Zirn and Golem are the only ones close to bad and they're less bad and more not suited to a deck
Christopher Russell
Dragon Warrior and Priest of the Cudgel because of voice lines and the effect they have Mushussu because it's effect is great and it's a great fucking card in arena Seraph because i have an animated one and it's pretty, also an alternative win condition is always fun DShift because it's fucking cool
Noah Kelly
>basic addition is hard
Owen Wood
man it feels so good to shitstomp those dshift faggots who ruined my day playing elana
Robert Taylor
People whining about forest are just jealous of the one skill based class
Grayson Sanchez
Why would you want to see her suffer?
Ian Ward
>want to try forest >no ancient elves >1 roaches >nothing else
I'm partly at fault for not rolling for it, but eh.