Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Games that run like a power point presentation don't count, try again.

cringe

Does this shit still work?

what did he mean by this

>be on a 5 games winning streak
>lose
>oh no
>now I'm going to lose all this precious mmr
>win 6 games in a row like it's nothing

Is there a better feel than this?

>le poor cm meme

slark is a little buttslutt

>tfw anime avatar on enemy team

>no grand tour hero

Everyone knows Tracer is the best waifu

iktf
are you in the same q as me???????????????

hol up is that shopped ?
When did Soe did that ?

A long time ago

what if storm spirit was a cute girl?

hardmode: no endurance run, the beast of all worlds or all paths lead to conflict

>slark
I have a feeling you aren't even pretending

BETWEEN THE PLANES

>WHO skill

youtube.com/watch?v=Sadowp5Ragw

Haven't been watching the Summit, are Team Faceless shit or is everyone else just good?

THE WAY IS CLEAR

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

ZIP ZAP

they are like tier 1.5- they are actually good but the real T1s are better

Why are VP suddenly winning? Element of surprise or have they actually improved?

Will the LB teams learn how to defeat them?

How can a mid q/e invoker with drow on team lose to solo antimage?

>Virtus Pro are suddently god-tier team and it looks like literally nobody can beat them
>1 month later they won't be able to beat tier 10 teams and qualify for any tournament

Why do Russians always do this ?
What's happening ?
There is always a Russian team who DOMINATES everything for a month, but after that they are dogshit who can't beat AI bots...

i'd say they burn out and have shit work ethic so they can't adapt to new patches quickly.

>that bridge fading into a skybox to simulate draw distance further than pissing
so this..... is the power..... of sony's playstation IV......

>demanding """work" ethic
>from playing videogames

roster changes. they are basically CIS' finest

Thats a screenshot from PC

...

agreed

everyone should just be like puppey and play the same heroes regardless of the patch because you dont know any better

Progaming liek dota2 means 12 hour days of playing it.

thats quite a lot, my day is only 3-4 hours usually

>prizemoney 100% funded by tickets and goypendium
>doesn't hire and pay casters because its "le casual cozy tournament anyone can cast"
>doesn't give a shit about production value, there is literally no replay system
>no casters ingame so the cucks who bought the tickets have to watch the games on twitch which gives LD even more shekels
>shitton of sponsors and ads

Why is our boy David Gorman such a mastermind ?

thanks d2g

I hope soe gets more dota gigs, it was so nice to see her last week

What is this champ's name?

thankfully she won't out of the cheap tourney that can't afford anything better

storm revenant

wow don't be such an anti-semite drumpf voter okay.

>buzzword written rant about how LD is a kike xD
>there's no summit 6 ticket

God they have completely forgotten the fucking color instrutions and sihlouettes

fuck tf2zation of dota2

+1

they're reusing the old ticket

but TF2 is actually good, while dota 2 is fundamentally shit
i WISH dota got tf2ized

Reminder there are teenagers that can't solve shape puzzles aimed at kids and you are sharing
this thread with them

The Summit 5 one that doesn't exist either?

>Because you don't want the game shit up you are retarded.

The average reddit defense

why is there a text box for 'additional information' in the report menu?

everyone knows the system is automated, was it all a scam from valve trying to trick people into thinking the system is actually somewhat truthful?

its literally a big fucking retarded scam

i wish i wasnt addicted to playing this shit game

ld is rly cute tbqh

>>Because you are retarded you are retarded.

That's actually what's happening here user, I'm sorry.

I just put "very racist" and check racism and I get a lot of my reports back, Valve doesn't like people insulting those third world game ruining animals it seems

so they're just magically making the games appear on client

It checks for certain keywords, just drop "racism, homophobia, promotion of pedophilia" every time you report someone and increase the weight of your reports tenfold

tfw u will never go to la cabina after skipping school to play dota 2 with your amigos

They're using the summir 5 listing but there's no actual way to give LD money for this tournament besides watching the 10 billion ads he spams on the stream

No other channel spams ads like BTS

>Shit looking garbage cosmetics
>Particle shits that obfuscate the fight if you have graphics at max
>Garbage "pets" that showed enemy ganks or showed your positioning for 16 months

of course you faggot will defend this sort of trash, probably some jew cuck making hats himself

fucking kill yourself stupid faggot
hope nazis rape your family

Are you really that mentally challenged?

1) It's extra info if ever a case has to be looked manually for whatever reason
2) It's further data to use if you want to make changes to the system.

Holy shit how can d2g be so retarded?

yea which is what I fucking said you fucking retard, dont ever fucking reply to me again if your braindead

>It's extra info if ever a case has to be looked manually for whatever reason
never since valve doesn't do customer service

>It's further data to use if you want to make changes to the system
useless since they'll just use whatever reddit suggests for the week. and how exactly would "stupid fucking nigger" be helpful

>tf2
>good

Dead games can't be good, bro.

So basically you are repeating the same "I'm retarded shapes and colors are too hard for me" arguments while adding "muh peeets" which were dropped over a year and a half ago. Bravo. If you were trying to look even more stupid you were successful.

>waah the artistic integrity of my chinese bootleg of another franchise that is ripping off something else is being infringed

The second latest Summit (prior to TI) had to disable Tinker hat that had been crashing and dropping 40-60FPS :)

Which was in the game for more than a year and never fixed :)))

eat shit nigger

is this acceptable y/n

Glad we agree.

>NP vs EG

It is less disruptive than say, the newest Juggernaut hat that doesn't look like Juggernaut.

>look looook at this one single case that happened over a year ago of something that isn't even related to my original statement oh boy did I manage to look even more retarded?

The answer is yes.

should i walk my dog or play overwatch

>One single case.
>Over year ago.
Mate it was less than half a year ago :)

btw. you can go and test in a lobby, Undying taunt makes Undying move faster. Time them and play side by side.

Have fun retard

you should kill yourself

>Get matched with bots
>Get sent to LP for leaving the game

Just how many hundreds of millions for this matchmaking??

I insult third world coal miners all the time, I still have yet to be put in low prio from it. I just figure their either out of reports ("jajaj riport X pls" A common instinct among those mongoloids.) or they're too fucking stupid to remember to report me in the first place. But then again I doubt they even can understand my insults since all they speak is that zika nigger language.

>they're finally coming

>they'll be ultra rare drops

>sheever

WHY

Better looking shit than what we have now

I NEED that gun and capri witch doctor

YAH

why the fuck only shitty teams play today
i want to watch VP reee

>he doesn't want to watch the bafflemaster get shrecked

VP are gonna be so shit in Boston Major.

>tfw want to root for EG because of my boys Zai and Sumail
>tfw want EG to fail so they bring Fear and Ppd back faster
I guess I'll settle for EG losing with Sumail and Zai playing out of their minds (like they always do)

>he can't handle the banter

eg are the best team in the world in the history of dota and if you dont think so you are a delusional little faggot

QUICK SPRINT

youtube.com/watch?v=kIRtZMb--Kk

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

MOONDUCK

LITERALLY OUR GUYS

ANNEE OUR QUEEN

>look good in the run up to the big lan
>play like shit at the big lan

It's the slav way, empire did it, vega did it and now vp are doing it

is Dendi actually good?