You are chilling with your waifu when this dork slaps her ass for 7. What do you do?
Jason Cooper
I want Luna to stab me in the ulcer and rape me as I bleed to death. As I slowly drift away in eternal sleep, the last thing I'll see are Luna's skeleton parents looking at me as she pounds away.
Dylan Hall
nth for aggrofags complaining about control
Samuel Richardson
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Owen Walker
I'm not the only one that read beast dominator as breast dominator right?
David Harris
Play 4 bellringers
Luis Smith
The plan worked perfectly. HSfags are now even creating our threads for us
Gavin Wright
Rape her with bats and night horde.
Aiden Anderson
shit taste
Luke Anderson
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Julian Nelson
Dorks go home
Benjamin Watson
>Took /hsg/ hearthstone out of the OP >Posted a new thread 100 posts early
Fuck you That was my idea. I've had a thread ready for the last hour for this shitty weeb game. Good work.
Nicholas Taylor
>watch Shadowverse Channel >it's a bunch of elf wanking Fuck this shit.
Hunter Adams
Look like she's calling her boyfriend Fafnir over Uh oh!
Landon Sanders
Incoming 0-5 fuck this deck
Henry Turner
I'm sorry Valeera, but HAHAHA man already fucked your game. Maybe i'll comeback in 2 or 3 years.
Cooper Perry
>100 posts early learn to count
Robert Wood
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Ethan Foster
It'll be dead in 2 or 3 years.
Daniel Bell
This is precisely why I play Gaben.
Dylan Allen
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Elijah Phillips
That's fine too
David Foster
Can we get some sort of Beastcraft class? We can have the class full of those Granblue Fantasy animal girls
Adrian Garcia
>when a Leonidas has to attack into a fairy twice because you flood the board with them 3 turns in a row and threaten lethal >top deck roach lethal the next turn
Just forestcraft things
Logan Young
>waifu slaps her own ass
Can't complain t b h.
Grayson Cooper
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Cooper Phillips
People have trouble counting to 4, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Caleb Wilson
kill yourself
John Diaz
Kill yourself.
Chase Nguyen
what is better in take-two between Shadow & Sword?
John Edwards
>T2 >Tons of draw >no removal
rip me please let 5 games go quick
Zachary Morris
>it's a dragon mirror >the other hero is dragon man still okay?
William Baker
you can exit out of the run at any point
Nathan Foster
I bully her for 6 as pay back.
Nathaniel Rogers
Why?
Bentley Lewis
ARISA IS A FILTHY ELF ROACH
Lucas Turner
>not evolving death dragon on turn 4 >not evolving 5 cost Etin on turn 5 >not living to turn 6
Owen Bell
For playing solitaire with yourself.
Josiah Brooks
Sword
Easton Cook
That's literally the best, that's when you know for certain that they are pissed.
Xavier Watson
sword is more consistent but shadow has more blowout cards
Nathaniel Adams
Where are the Arisa X Roach doujins?
Joseph Walker
>number of cards in hand Picked up death dragon after I dragon counseled turn 4
Roost only works if you have a lot of high PP (8-10) cards to play.
Alexander Hall
>generic Loli >generic bara guy >generic homo vampire They prefer cute girls. Isabelle stands on the path of mediocrity unless they got bad taste.
Owen Perry
Second 0-5 but never gone 2-3 or 1-4
Levi Hughes
>dragon number one in master >why does cygames hate dragon what did he mean by this
Austin Fisher
That dork is my wife.
Easton Gutierrez
Just met someone that purposely wait on timer for every turn. And he's a havenfag. This should be a bannable offense.
Bentley Johnson
>generic elf is the most broken leader in the game
Carson Roberts
The OP image caught my interest, does this game suffer from too much RNG too?
Jeremiah Campbell
That's even harder to get than 5-0, you should be proud of yourself.
Thomas Carter
I'm mad at blizzard for not revealing the warlock legendary. How much money should I expect to spend to make a deck that doesn't play like hearthstone?
Jack Harris
Hearthstone is better, go play that
Connor Thomas
there are like 4 cards with rng elements to them but nothing wild
Joseph Wood
Mostly from draw and mulligan, other than that it's not that much.
Alexander Jenkins
>number one sword player plays dragon for bit and then stops >dragon is number one
what did he mean by this?
Benjamin Campbell
No
Justin Bennett
Not particularly, there's not that many RNG effects here. Even then you tend to use them when they can only give the result you want
Dominic Ramirez
The only real RNG in this game is the RNG integral to card games in general. Forest has some RNG going on but it's far more manageable. There's nothing like the shit they introduced in GvG
Aaron Taylor
Hey come play hearthstone
Matthew Thompson
only card draw. Almost nothing else, not like rngstone
Charles Martinez
One Yogg have more RNG than all the rngs that was played in this game.
Samuel Brooks
I played it once. Now I decided to play Shadowverse instead.
Wyatt Johnson
do i go shadow or blood
Luis Hill
I watched some HS yesterday, the amount of RNG on display was sickening. Also 4 mana 7/7 card.
John Walker
What do you like more, spooky skellingtons or sexy demons?
Lucas Gomez
I'm 28-3 on my first deck ever. Do they fill the lowest ranks with dummy bots to keep you playing or something?
Matthew Thomas
Luna is only good for one thing.
Andrew Carter
For decks that have a game plan not involving midrange curvestone or the typical aggro/control, in order of cheap to expensive:
Dshift, Seraph, PTP Elves
If you reroll to get an optimum start, it won't take very long since the game is quite generous.
Asher Garcia
user I have a revelation for you
You are the dummy bot
Adam Green
>tfw Pompous Princess will never step on your dick and call you a pervert for cumming from her feet >tfw she'll never make you clean her feet with your mouth Why live
Andrew Moore
Shadow is stronger right now but not by much Choose the one that appeals to you
Ryder Rodriguez
I'm not even mad to get memed on like that.
Bentley Barnes
I don't think I've ever encountered Flame and Glass in my 4 months of playing this game. I've seen them separate but never together.
Elijah Bell
Beginner to C rank is like the equivalent of rank 20-25. You should be on massive winstreaks if you're on this board. B to A rank is like 20-5. AA rank is ranks 5-1 and Master rank is legend.
Jaxson Sullivan
>nerf Big Game Hunter, a card which kept the molten/mountain giants in check, from 3 mana to 5 >give 4 mana 7/7 not_giant to the shaman 2 months later Literally what were they thinking, i don't understand this.
Cameron Torres
Am I allowed to hate Haven if I play forest?
Nicholas Allen
Don't post indecent images of my daughter.
David Scott
Yea that kind of happened to me too, once you get higher you will start seeing meme decks being played terribly and you will start losing more often.
Luke Russell
So does it trigger on attack? How does it go through wards if it has to attack before they die?