/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>That feel when all of your favorite cars have shit customization

friendly reminder that vacca is caca

Sup. What are you hoping for in the next update?

wrong wheels

Now I kinda want a horse mask

horse mask?

is that widley?

no, that's samson

civilian versions of the current police vehicles.

That's a big juice stand

Single player content and BAWSAQ to get fixed, faget

More cars like the 900r and RS

cops n robbers orrrrrr expanded/reworked LSC items. also the reintroduction of armored bank trucks & 'distract cops' would be nice (had that award 2 away from platinum foreverrrrrrr)

oh and bring the Presidente back pls

Bridal outfits
Face surgery
Penumbra getting the Benny treatment
Another attack chopper that isn't made of paper

usable dildoes
for men only of course

Who has the 52.XXX record in the crew for cutting corners? What vehicle did u use?

U U U U

was probably the RE when it had the glitch

>Liberator
>fun
>having no pushing power and standard vehicle hitbox is fun

If it could drive over cars properly it would be fun.

More garage space
More stuff to do in the water

>user
>Knowing how to have fun

If you knew how to have fun it would be fun

I want unarmed aircraft to not be able to be locked on to with the homing launcher. The only time they should be is during a freeroam mission.

Just remove the welfare launcher from the game. It was a mistake.

bunch of nerds in the session today holy shit

>percent chance there are actual females in GTAG

zero

hiro why u do dis

>take the one scrap of defense away from people on the ground from jet shitters

The mistake is it not having a level lock and being able to lock on to everything

We don't even know the theme, hard to curtail our wishes without any direction

>Caring at all
>Not just having fun with people
Come on user

vocaroo.com/i/s13TLq3TT8uq

>"Biker" update
>shitters still run around in insurgents, armored kurumas, supercars, and buzzards
when is rockstar going to fix the bug where motorcycle clubs dont use motorcycles???

>give people military hardware
>put a big "ATTACK ME HERE" notification below everyone's screen
>expect bikers to not use military vehicles to defend their shipments

it's asking to get fucked with if you dont at least have an airforce going.

Homing launcher removed when?

A Riot/ Apocalyptic/ something involving defense from hostile civilians in free roam update would be pretty neat. It may be a little to late to ask rockstar to get their lazy devs to create something other than shitty hot wheels.
And enough with the Adversary shit. Not enough people play those for them to be fun.

>ride motorcycle
>get ran over by insurgent
>get shot by Kuruma driver you can't shoot back
>get strafed by jet

The issue is you absolutely cannot use anything but a handful of armed vehicles without being at a massive disadvantage that will almost certainly lead to mission failure

no

ya know i thought infected but this sounds pretty awesome

hoping for the drift tampa to be put in the muscle cars class

golden bulletproof cargobob when

>Welfare launcher
>A defense against jetshitters

Part-time jetshitter here, when I jetshit I pray the retards on the ground only know how to use the welfare launcher against me because it its pathetically easy to dodge. It's not a fucking defense.

And nobody can fly a plane or an unarmed helecopter anymore because of your "defense".

am i a cool boy now?

I literally gave the solution, make it so it only can lock onto unarmed aircraft unless its during a freeroam mission

Don't know, but here is something a lot of us would like to know. Is RDR the cutoff date for GTAO updates or will you continue cranking stuff out until it stops making money?

post thicc ass

I gave a better solution, just delete it.

MODS MODS MODS

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I actually like the look of the Voltic
But why oh why isn't the roof the secondary color?

different general but relevant nonetheless

thicc

YOUR KARATE IS WEAK

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and the bartender asks
why the long face?

nerd

What gang is this
they're always at the storm drain at the end of the tunnel

PLEASE MAKE THE SPOILER ON THE ADDER FUNCTIONAL

At this point I don't even care if it changes the handling

they're with the vipers

we're wid duh vipuhs!

>drive muscle car
>take a turn 1^0 too tight
>spin out
>flip 5 times
>hit a tree
PERKELE

properties to sell so i can get rid of all my apartments but one and live in my office for life

Is that import/export dlc really dropping in 2-3 weeks or were you bullshitting us? Pls respond

holsters and/or just more advanced clothing in general

it's a meme you dip

Well if we're wish-listing, a blued, wood grip .38 Special with similar performance to the SNS pistol, with manual reloading of each round similar to the revolver in Alan Wake.

THOSE FUCKING PLATE CARRIERS AND MAG CARRIERS FROM VIP OUTFITS WHEN!?

D/A Revolver when?
Guns with actual nice looking woodgrips and non retarded models when?

Does anybody want to join?

Sure, I can join. I'll need to load the game, so anyone else already in should jump in first.

We'll be waiting for you, Moony!

why the fuck does gta v redux look basically nothing like the youtube videos to my eye?
What mods do you recommend? Something for graphics and to fix the shitty antialiasing?
Also what car mods?

wats NGTG

>tfw on top of maze bank tower, blowing up ceo's trying to fly away and then sniping them on the ground

ceos

my mistake my friend
i wasn't paying attention while i was writing

that's ok senpai

If i don't want to risk my crates on a titan delivery can i wait until the timer runs out and have them all sent back to my warehouse?

switch sessions and you lose at most 3

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Thanks for reminding me of my misuse of the apostrophe, as it was neither a possessive, a shortening or plural singular characters!

you can change sessions at any time during a CEO sell mission and all your stock should be returned (save for 2-3 crates)

>stunt vespucci
>3 people in front of me when we start
>all zentorno
>they all fly off the first turn, completely on their own
>mfw

fucking womanlets when will they learn

Vespucci is always an easy win. Half the jumps will throw people off the track if they go full throttle. Just tap the brakes at each jump and you're gold

Watch out, or I'll bite your ankles.

IF I SEE THAT FUCKING CAT ONE MORE TIME

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P-please do not say that ;~;

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>Purge soon. Make sure your profile is public, gtag is your active crew and you have "don't kick me 2016" in your bio or you're kicked.

but muh privacy

but anen