/owg/ - Overwatch General

I know how you feel. Just shy of 100 hours at the moment. I don't know what's wrong with me.

When did they change Mei's beat the heat spray and why?

>trying to force a cult of personality circlejerk

dont let this place become /tf2g/

nth for Genji's soaked fleshlight cunt.

please do not sexualize zenyatta. He's a pure robot that has transcended carnal desires if he even had any (he didn't). Genji would be disgusted at the idea as well.

how is this sexy in any way

Then why do I always win when the enemy has a Sombra and we don't?

Amélie Lacroix
So perfect

Keep believing that user

THIS DREAM WILL NEVER DIE

When will there be a character with this body type?

Why do the majority of Sombra players suck massive donkey cock at her?

Because the enemy is a shitter, just like you.

Cutest and best pairing

Annyeong!

I love getting good plays with Hanzo. It's so satisfying.

>defending on Hanamura a couple days ago
>managed to shoot down all of the 5 or 6 rip-tires an enemy trashmouse tried to pull off

they don't though. But creatures of flesh and bone do

That is literally Mei's body shape underneath her winter gear.

Hi ya!

roadhog ruins 3 v 3

>nanoboost doesn't give damage reduction anymore
>instead heals to full and applies a 400 health overheal for the duration of the ult

discuss

>this
>anything but clinically obese

``no''

Oink oink

Because the majority of Sombra players are shitters.

Do draws end winstreaks?

Hello

roadhog ruins overwatch

The glasses are sexier than the tits tbqhlgbtqtiddqd

Egyptian goddess

>Genji would be disgusted
He still wants to plow Mercy.

I'd fuck her easily

>Support main
>Start playing Zarya
>It's one of the most fun Heroes in the game
Why the fuck is Zarya so much fun?

>obese
you mean 'perfect'

>alongdong

What did she mean by this?

Everything is possible with technology and science and all that shit user, don't be so ignorant

A difficult feat for a man without a penis

chu plz go and stay go. buy yourself a mercy body pillow if you want to fuck that basic bitch that much

I don't care if you're a chubby chaser, but don't spread your delusions that Mei is anything but a lardwhale.

Defense Matrix needs a more visible model holy shit. It's basically invisible behind all the explosions and particle effects, especially for something that can eat entire ults.

are you guys mad at new players because of free weekend?

whos that guy?

I'm mad at the old players that fuck me up in comp

t. hitscan shitter who ulted right in front of Stinky Hana

there will never be a character with big tits because the character designers are pedophiles

>part of enlightenment involves the shedding of earthly desires
>being a robot, zenyatta could do this quite literally by simply removing the relevant equipment and software if it was even there to begin with

Implying he wouldn't.

...

why are viewmodels forced

look i have a picture with my post so now you have to look

How do you know he doesnt have a penis?

Don't think so

The best dwarf

BLIZZARD

RELEASE A HANA SONG SHORT BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR OR ALL OF US HANA MAINS WELL ABANDON THIS GAME

I want to boop that cute blueberry nose.

Torbjorn, ready to wurk!

how do I get good at Sombra?

The shitters from the shitty f2p gens (i.e. /lolg/ have invaded because it's free weekend so naturally the quality of posts will be lower

k coz I'm buying this shit :^) didn't like the beta but now I'm having fun

Her boyfriend

>OR ALL OF US HANA MAINS WELL ABANDON THIS GAME
I bet blizzard is terrified of losing all three of you

Mercy and Mei have big tits

bully supports and tanks

You can't because she's trash

Why doesn't the Reaper Halloween skin have voicelines like Junkrat and Mercy?

Why is the max fov 103?

Because Blizz likely thinks that's how the game is meant to be played and they love forcing their vision of a game no matter what

no they don't

I'm looking at Overbuff profiles for top players and I've been wondering: Why do they all have so little playtime? Surely this guy has invested more time into the game than 1300 matches. Do pros just smurf a lot or something?

daily reminder that only pathetic cucks play d.va

Sounds great

there's at least 4 of us

When you're in the top 50, generally if you continue playing continuously you'll eventually fall out of the top 50.

These people only play every week or so, usually inside of a 6stack of other top-50 players, to avoid MMR decay. Meanwhile they play on smurfs.

agreed

Saved up a few. How many golds you recon? And how many of those will be dupe?

Reminder to BM oni genjis

diamond crew fall in

o/

PHARAH WILL NEVER, EVER BE VIABLE

>implying their enlightenment would have the same "rules" as humans

Don't worry user, I'm sure you will one day gaze into the iris

Is D.Va worth gitting gud at now that she's been buffed this much? How does she compare to Reinhardt or Zarya now?

>enemy team has 3 ragequitting cunts
>everyone gets thrown out of the match

Bravo Blizzard

Bunch of them have smurfs and if they're on a team chances are they scrim all the time as well.

>cute grill speaks on mic in comp game
wat do?

He can shoot through your shield, Most likely he wants to chase them.

Ask for tit pics and her number.

Do people hate D.va players? I just got the game and don't want to be annoying scrublord. Almost to comp and I do best with her so far

What are the best heroes to bully Pharah with?

Play, you fucking troglodyte.

Anyone else hate 1v1 with a burning passion? It's horrible.

It's pretty shit. Just don't play it.

>I just lost a 1v1 and I'm angwy, pwease vawidate me mommy /owg/

1v1 me fag. no genji, no items.

It takes too long and half the heroes aren't fun at all