>go into Wild >curve my opponent into Challenger with full Xmass tree >they always inmediatly concede, no matter the deck, no exceptions >LOL user YOU NEED THIS 7 DROP, AND THIS 8 DROP AND THIS 10 DROP AND THIS AND THAT
Sure.....
Jackson Young
All of these new cards are trash. I feel stupid for wasting my time on saving 3.5k gold.
Levi Foster
If Trump's a part of Team Liquid, why's he wearing a TSM shirt? Are the two teams allied or something?
Jack Gomez
I never saw any Eloise stream and never understood the stuff about people saying she's an autist...
>Turn on stream and she's casting
Holy shit, whats wrong with her? She's talking in twitch emotes and only speaks non-sense
Ryan Allen
exactly, she only knows english from twitch chat.
Jack Hernandez
This has to be the saddest "team" out there.
Zachary Davis
>Hear Eloise casting >I wonder what's her like, /hsg/ always talks about her
tune in stream
>UMMM Im SO tired... >moaning in erotic manner >moaning in erotic manner >moaning in erotic manner >ummmm I have another game this night.... >moaning in erotic manner >moaning in erotic manner >moaning in erotic manner >ahhhh ummmm ohhhh I don't think I can't take it.... >moaning in erotic manner >moaning in erotic manner >moaning in erotic manner
So that's why /hsg/ and all the retarded white knights like her?
Yellow fever for a slut?
Jose Ramirez
nadia allie fae
Camden Turner
She seems to be full-on "gamer girl bait" mode
Does she doesn't have any bit of professionalism? Why they fuck would you say you're tired on stream and that you don't want to play your other matches, holy shit
Angel Nelson
I've never seen /hsg/ defend her, just make fun of her for being a walking makeup cake
Matthew James
i can barelly understand what she says most of the time...
Cameron Hall
who is this cutie?
Michael Wilson
navioot
Dominic Richardson
Chaxmon#11848
I need to spectate one of you so only add me if you don't suck
Connor Baker
Added on Antarctica
Christopher Powell
found a fiver walking home from work lads, how likely is it i pay for that luck with shit draws while playing renolock?
Jack Price
New cards are fine to good outside of the obligatory neutral trash that every set has.
Oliver Reed
I want to fuck Eloise
Lucas Young
...
Angel Powell
How can these two non-aryan mongoloids even compete with the superior finnish genes?
Kayden Martinez
dog is the only attractive hs player though
Dylan Barnes
...
William Collins
Go fuck yourself I'm incredibly handsome.
Brody Ramirez
savage got fat, what happened?
Matthew Carter
He already got a gf. No need to lift anymore.
Dylan Gutierrez
Post pictures.
Caleb Martinez
As much as I want to hold Eloise against a wall and pound the shit out of her, she looks kinda greasy today
Gabriel Morgan
post dick
Henry Rodriguez
...
Hunter Morris
She's a 5/10 asian at best.
Thomas Rivera
>New expansion is basically if you play any of the caster classes go fuck yourself, enjoy paying out the ass to make a Reno deck Well I guess I have to thank them, they saved me from spending money.
Hunter Torres
Nothing wrong with average.
Evan Taylor
post more eloise
Tyler Reed
Christ she looks soft
Dylan Lee
You're right, but there is wrong in being crazy
Grayson Allen
>she looks kinda greasy today
>Today
Juan Brooks
post the seatstory webm with gaara
Dylan Nelson
Her internet personality is lovable, how's the real Eloise?
Michael Cooper
>Eloise posting Jeez, would be great if we had a new card to talk about. Something like a new Warlock Legendary perhaps? fuck blizzard
Adam Barnes
...
Josiah Allen
>More zooshit
Riveting
Benjamin Powell
this picture is doing something to my willy
Kevin Gonzalez
...
Christian Rogers
This waifushit needs to stop. Women ruin vidya, especially real women.
>>>/svg/
Jose Clark
Nigga shut the fuck up
Juan Reyes
Get a glass of water to contain your thirst.
Eli Miller
user at this point I opened 2-3 other threads. /hsg/ is so shit right now
Blake Myers
/hsg/ >old thread finally died after 3 days >3 fucking days >new thread is only 45 post >full of samefag >3d asian whore shitposting
/svg/ >on their 3rd thread today >545 posts >new posters every thread, every day >fast as fuck >meta discussion >tech discussion >deck building discussion >waifu posting is moderate and 3d shit is not tolerated
nice job blizzard, but go on keep those legendaries hidden, the rng on the fucking roof and your cheap tactics to make the game expensive :3
nothing is wrong :3
not a dead game ort anything :333
Jose Scott
Did we talk about this yet?
David Wood
Multiple times. There's nothing fucking left for now, hence the Eloise posting
Tyler Ross
I can't hear you over the sound of imagination.
Caleb Barnes
>Implying it'll be Zooshit when every other leggo for the kabal has been reno as fuck Game is stale as fuck and the one thing that could have breathed new life into the game has turned out to be an expansion of absolutely what the game doesn't need and only will serve to further alienate new players. This is the death knell of HS, its about to become a completely contained ecosystem of retards who have too much sunk cost fallacy to leave it behind in favor of other better ccg and tcgs.
Asher Adams
So what's the Jade Golem, exactly?
Daniel Martin
No point discussing it til we know what the Jade Golems are
For all we know it's a 1/1 token or it's a 2 drop or it's has synergy with other Lotus cards (destroy a friendly Jade Golem do X)
Luke Flores
>destroy a friendly Jade Golem do X Way too complicated for hearthstone.
Jack Ross
A Jade Golem is gonna be a penis. A musky pandarian penis. And it'll grow.
Adam Rodriguez
>3 year old game vs >somewhat new release
It's to be expected. I'm even playing Shadowverse over Hearthstone myself currently but I guess the people making these posts crave attention? Here buddy, have a (you), hope you have a nice day.
Jaxson Nguyen
Why is Liquid the only team who seems to be having fun while playing?
Colton Clark
>destroy a friendly Jade Golem do X
>destroy a friendly Earth Rune do X
HEARTHSTONE ONCE AGAIN COPYING SHADOWVERSE
HOW ORIGINAL
BLIZZARD DRONES WILL DEFEND THIS
Aiden Young
>brings up a possible idea >you sperg out Bruh. It's 12 at night. I am hitting the sack for work soon and it sounds like you should too.
Sebastian Smith
desu that guy would look a lot better if he didnt suck in his cheeks
Charles Anderson
oh shit nigger you might be on something. Tbh runecraft an be fun to play when using earth sigil, even if inconsistent compared to a runecraft spellbooost deck. But since this is HS, inconsistent isnt really a problem right?
The real problem is that IF they do a mechanic like that, it wont be on a non-minion card in play, so the opponent can just kill the jade golems to fuck you up even more. Unless they all have stealth or something, like a 0/2 stealth jade golem.
Jayden Moore
>stealthed Jade Golems die to random pings from flamewanker or some other bullshit. Or I guess they could make the Jade Golem tokens like Dorothy? Probably too complicated to new players though.
Thomas Rivera
Reynad is getting some gook pussy tonight.
John King
REYNAD YOU LUCKY BITCH
Grayson Torres
How tall is reynad?
Kevin Thompson
>Head is a literal block of meat and hair Look at this square-headed nigga.
Cameron Butler
They should do that but probably wont.
Noah Foster
>reynad is the only one on his team who loses
really makes the mind wander
Lucas Powell
Sigh....
Jose Brooks
>Eloise will never bounce on top of me like that.
Why live.
Luke Wright
she actually looks retarded and has the face of a triangle potato. wtf
Oliver Powell
hi :-)
Angel Howard
yeah, you need to get laid if you find eloise or hafu attractive honestly
Kayden White
>no amount of shaming will stop him from taking money from that scummy buy/sell vida website /r/hearthstone BTFO'd
Grayson Collins
>The card reveal voting may or may not be rigged. >During the 2016 election year. >For a set themed on a city and its deep corruption. Deepest lore.
Justin Martin
Let me trim the fat on this
Eli Hernandez
>>During the 2016 election year. what does that have to do with anything?
Joshua Jones
6'4
Austin Morris
who cares you autist
Jayden Jones
>not removing eloise entirely and cropping just to see reynad awkward stance
Isaac Carter
Trump said the election was rigged before.
Aaron Nguyen
BlackRock did the DNC hack
Ryder Martin
NO. TRUMP.
I'm not gay though
Jose Kelly
>Northshire draws cards at 0 health
I forgot how fucking stupid this game was
Parker Allen
>Trump said You take your new president seriously?
David Flores
I'm Canadian. Sorry if I offended you.
Carson Collins
it was against Bernie
Connor Cruz
Not taking a world leader seriously, regardless of your opinion of them, isn't very bright.
Carson Taylor
I'm Canadian as-well. Don't worry, I find it funny.
Christian Diaz
3d is vastly superior
Lincoln Gonzalez
Seriously, how did this clown win? I'm not "for" either party. I don't care and didn't have a horse in the race. The guy's campaign was literally meme-tier.
Easton Bennett
considering his tract record of blatantly lying about shit that's able to be found false within two seconds of googling, especially about things he's said in the past, I'm unsurprised many others don't take him seriously.
Noah Perry
>game stale as fuck >everyone bored and quitting >next expansion is some tri-class gimmick for more epic "Created by X" stories >give +X/+X to random minion in your hand
Looks fucking boring desu lads. Going the exact same way SC2 did. The bubble has burst.
Nicholas Fisher
muh stats is only a warrior/paladin/someone gimmick though
Adam Anderson
right, "muh potions" gimmick will be the biggest innovation in card games since motorcycles.
Jaxson Cook
>N'Zoth Priest in Wild
holy fuck this is literally so fucking boring I'm going to kill myself.
Wild is such a complete shitshow. Either gun run over by secret paladin which no one can stop if they draw even averagly, or have a game take 20 minutes because priest is dragging it out.