/hsg/ hearthstone general

Zeriyah is old and busted, this is the new qt hotness.

>New Expansion cards
hearthpwn.com/guides/1840-mean-streets-of-gadgetzan-hearthstones-fourth

>Deck lists, news etc:
liquidhearth.com/
hearthstoneplayers.com/
hearthhead.com/
hearthpwn.com/

>Arena Help
heartharena.com/

>Open Tournaments:
strivewire.com/
play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone/
zotac-cup.com

>Deck Tracker:
hsdecktracker.net/

>Mean Streets of Gadgetzan Voting Page:
us.battle.net/hearthstone/en/expansions-adventures/mean-streets-of-gadgetzan/

Old thread:

First for dead game

Second for Moltens did nothing wrong

>go into Wild
>curve my opponent into Challenger with full Xmass tree
>they always inmediatly concede, no matter the deck, no exceptions
>LOL user YOU NEED THIS 7 DROP, AND THIS 8 DROP AND THIS 10 DROP AND THIS AND THAT

Sure.....

All of these new cards are trash. I feel stupid for wasting my time on saving 3.5k gold.

If Trump's a part of Team Liquid, why's he wearing a TSM shirt? Are the two teams allied or something?

I never saw any Eloise stream and never understood the stuff about people saying she's an autist...

>Turn on stream and she's casting

Holy shit, whats wrong with her? She's talking in twitch emotes and only speaks non-sense

exactly, she only knows english from twitch chat.

This has to be the saddest "team" out there.

>Hear Eloise casting
>I wonder what's her like, /hsg/ always talks about her

tune in stream

>UMMM Im SO tired...
>moaning in erotic manner
>moaning in erotic manner
>moaning in erotic manner
>ummmm I have another game this night....
>moaning in erotic manner
>moaning in erotic manner
>moaning in erotic manner
>ahhhh ummmm ohhhh I don't think I can't take it....
>moaning in erotic manner
>moaning in erotic manner
>moaning in erotic manner

So that's why /hsg/ and all the retarded white knights like her?

Yellow fever for a slut?

nadia
allie
fae

She seems to be full-on "gamer girl bait" mode

Does she doesn't have any bit of professionalism? Why they fuck would you say you're tired on stream and that you don't want to play your other matches, holy shit

I've never seen /hsg/ defend her, just make fun of her for being a walking makeup cake

i can barelly understand what she says most of the time...

who is this cutie?

navioot

Chaxmon#11848

I need to spectate one of you so only add me if you don't suck

Added on Antarctica

found a fiver walking home from work lads, how likely is it i pay for that luck with shit draws while playing renolock?

New cards are fine to good outside of the obligatory neutral trash that every set has.

I want to fuck Eloise

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How can these two non-aryan mongoloids even compete with the superior finnish genes?

dog is the only attractive hs player though

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Go fuck yourself I'm incredibly handsome.

savage got fat, what happened?

He already got a gf. No need to lift anymore.

Post pictures.

As much as I want to hold Eloise against a wall and pound the shit out of her, she looks kinda greasy today

post dick

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She's a 5/10 asian at best.

>New expansion is basically if you play any of the caster classes go fuck yourself, enjoy paying out the ass to make a Reno deck
Well I guess I have to thank them, they saved me from spending money.

Nothing wrong with average.

post more eloise

Christ she looks soft

You're right, but there is wrong in being crazy

>she looks kinda greasy today

>Today

post the seatstory webm with gaara

Her internet personality is lovable, how's the real Eloise?

>Eloise posting
Jeez, would be great if we had a new card to talk about. Something like a new Warlock Legendary perhaps? fuck blizzard

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>More zooshit

Riveting

this picture is doing something to my willy

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This waifushit needs to stop. Women ruin vidya, especially real women.

>>>/svg/

Nigga shut the fuck up

Get a glass of water to contain your thirst.

user at this point I opened 2-3 other threads. /hsg/ is so shit right now

/hsg/
>old thread finally died after 3 days
>3 fucking days
>new thread is only 45 post
>full of samefag
>3d asian whore shitposting

/svg/
>on their 3rd thread today
>545 posts
>new posters every thread, every day
>fast as fuck
>meta discussion
>tech discussion
>deck building discussion
>waifu posting is moderate and 3d shit is not tolerated

nice job blizzard, but go on keep those legendaries hidden, the rng on the fucking roof and your cheap tactics to make the game expensive :3

nothing is wrong :3

not a dead game ort anything :333

Did we talk about this yet?

Multiple times. There's nothing fucking left for now, hence the Eloise posting

I can't hear you over the sound of imagination.

>Implying it'll be Zooshit when every other leggo for the kabal has been reno as fuck
Game is stale as fuck and the one thing that could have breathed new life into the game has turned out to be an expansion of absolutely what the game doesn't need and only will serve to further alienate new players. This is the death knell of HS, its about to become a completely contained ecosystem of retards who have too much sunk cost fallacy to leave it behind in favor of other better ccg and tcgs.

So what's the Jade Golem, exactly?

No point discussing it til we know what the Jade Golems are

For all we know it's a 1/1 token or it's a 2 drop or it's has synergy with other Lotus cards (destroy a friendly Jade Golem do X)

>destroy a friendly Jade Golem do X
Way too complicated for hearthstone.

A Jade Golem is gonna be a penis.
A musky pandarian penis.
And it'll grow.

>3 year old game
vs
>somewhat new release

It's to be expected. I'm even playing Shadowverse over Hearthstone myself currently but I guess the people making these posts crave attention? Here buddy, have a (you), hope you have a nice day.

Why is Liquid the only team who seems to be having fun while playing?

>destroy a friendly Jade Golem do X

>destroy a friendly Earth Rune do X

HEARTHSTONE ONCE AGAIN COPYING SHADOWVERSE

HOW ORIGINAL

BLIZZARD DRONES WILL DEFEND THIS

>brings up a possible idea
>you sperg out
Bruh. It's 12 at night. I am hitting the sack for work soon and it sounds like you should too.

desu that guy would look a lot better if he didnt suck in his cheeks

oh shit nigger you might be on something.
Tbh runecraft an be fun to play when using earth sigil, even if inconsistent compared to a runecraft spellbooost deck. But since this is HS, inconsistent isnt really a problem right?

The real problem is that IF they do a mechanic like that, it wont be on a non-minion card in play, so the opponent can just kill the jade golems to fuck you up even more. Unless they all have stealth or something, like a 0/2 stealth jade golem.

>stealthed Jade Golems die to random pings from flamewanker or some other bullshit.
Or I guess they could make the Jade Golem tokens like Dorothy? Probably too complicated to new players though.

Reynad is getting some gook pussy tonight.

REYNAD YOU LUCKY BITCH

How tall is reynad?

>Head is a literal block of meat and hair
Look at this square-headed nigga.

They should do that but probably wont.

>reynad is the only one on his team who loses

really makes the mind wander

Sigh....

>Eloise will never bounce on top of me like that.

Why live.

she actually looks retarded and has the face of a triangle potato. wtf

hi :-)

yeah, you need to get laid if you find eloise or hafu attractive honestly

>no amount of shaming will stop him from taking money from that scummy buy/sell vida website
/r/hearthstone BTFO'd

>The card reveal voting may or may not be rigged.
>During the 2016 election year.
>For a set themed on a city and its deep corruption.
Deepest lore.

Let me trim the fat on this

>>During the 2016 election year.
what does that have to do with anything?

6'4

who cares you autist

>not removing eloise entirely and cropping just to see reynad awkward stance

Trump said the election was rigged before.

BlackRock did the DNC hack

NO. TRUMP.

I'm not gay though

>Northshire draws cards at 0 health

I forgot how fucking stupid this game was

>Trump said
You take your new president seriously?

I'm Canadian. Sorry if I offended you.

it was against Bernie

Not taking a world leader seriously, regardless of your opinion of them, isn't very bright.

I'm Canadian as-well. Don't worry, I find it funny.

3d is vastly superior

Seriously, how did this clown win? I'm not "for" either party. I don't care and didn't have a horse in the race. The guy's campaign was literally meme-tier.

considering his tract record of blatantly lying about shit that's able to be found false within two seconds of googling, especially about things he's said in the past, I'm unsurprised many others don't take him seriously.

>game stale as fuck
>everyone bored and quitting
>next expansion is some tri-class gimmick for more epic "Created by X" stories
>give +X/+X to random minion in your hand

Looks fucking boring desu lads. Going the exact same way SC2 did. The bubble has burst.

muh stats is only a warrior/paladin/someone gimmick though

right, "muh potions" gimmick will be the biggest innovation in card games since motorcycles.

>N'Zoth Priest in Wild

holy fuck this is literally so fucking boring I'm going to kill myself.

Wild is such a complete shitshow. Either gun run over by secret paladin which no one can stop if they draw even averagly, or have a game take 20 minutes because priest is dragging it out.