Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

whose hand is that?

a faggot's

That's a pretty soft looking hand...

It's mine, I have a few others cuz I got bored.

>well looked after cuticles
>soft supple skin
>not a hair in sight
Is Vae a girl irl?

gliders look stupid on charrs

charrs look stupid on gliders

flying fluffy femcharr cunny blasted by the winds

I'm looking for somebody to ERP with.
I'd like a bit of build-up to it.
I've roleplayed for years.
The character I'm on is a typical tricksy thief/assassin woman trope.

If you're interested, /tell Soki.3027

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why does anet claim they don't want people to farm and then create chest trains?

Do I have to buy the living world season 2 pack to replay it?

anet has bipolar syndrome

Man, the spvp hub world has been pretty obsolete for a long time now, I wonder if anet is gonna plan on changing it sometime in the future.

>Siege equipment still out in the fields despite the fact that no maps use them anymore
>The old sections where armor vendor npc's used to be are just wasted space
>Water combat section has been remade and closed for a good year and a half now with god knows what being planned for it
>The beginner's island being completely sealed off and impossible to reach

Charr look stupid.
The end, you don't have to add more to it.

>tfw too intelligent for FHDs

You too

Suck my cock, Thicc.

nibble on my dick, vae

choke on my cock, vae

not interested, too generic, maybe if you were a femsura and acted like a child, or a giant dog-girl in heat, then maybe I could get into it

orally stimulate my penis, vae

suckle on my schlong, vae

wiggle on my weenie, vae

Fastest way of hoarding shitloads of xp for maguuma masteries?
I've been doing Verdant Brink runs but shit is slow as hell. More so when there is not a single good train on the map.

could we have like two of these generals. one for all you dank memers to meme each other in and the other for game discussion?

hyper futacharr cock

How do you feel about Norsemen?

>there are people running around with 30k+ achievement points
what the fuck man

my internet girlfriend has over 28,000 AP and 15,000 hours played, and still wants to keep playing gw2
i worry about her

does she play a femcharr ?

thankfully no, she's not an irredeemable furry

not really possible.
I would also favor another general somewhere in the adult category, where they can post the degenerate crap, advertise they retarded guilds and dumb they shit picture folders. But this would instantly kill the gw2g. Which is still better than this to be honest.
at HoT release you could kill the veteran spiders at VB. but i think they patched that away. Still it is quite effective to kill "rare" mobs with the right boosters. Also the invisible mushrooms are quite good for experience.
dont repeat the same things over and over again.
Try Dragons stand or the TD Meta if you find a full map.

List of HOPE fags that need to suck my barb ASAP, non-negotiable:
Oothier
Rikki
Vae
Florburz
Thicc
Calsi
Mexay
Corrupt
anyone else that voted for Hillary

Jzaku, we're cool so you don't have to unless you want to.

offering my fluffy ass to vae

i'm not going to "suck your barb"

then suck mine

How are you people still playing this game. You're worst than ks had to offer.

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the Veeky Forums guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]

Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.

this thread is a fucking mess

There's only 2 active Veeky Forums guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP.Please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, and I see you are now trying to convince people that it's not.

But as others pointed out in many threads before this, you contradict yourself by posting FUN and HOPE, that's just one example. It's pretty obvious you're trolling, but it's gotten old.

kala is the cunnyposter confirmed

Vae is the cunnyposter you idiot

show face plz

>mfw I pre-ordered this game but never been able to get into it

I guess making many alts burned my interest a bit, going through the same quests over and over just because I made a new char sucks

shut the fuck up Kala you hypersexual lesbian cat

He's completely gay, and not that autistic

What the fuck guys?????

I fucked 4 HOPE rats and their rat friends

Who?!

thiccc cats

oh god

succ my cocc, Thicc, you squinty cunt

Is it worth crafting +X agony infusions?
I did a few fractals and had enough to make a +7 infusion. Planning to make it bigger for mad money but I'm not sure if the profit worth it.

_(You)
Y-yes, master...

fuck my wet rat pussy, daddy

fuck my fluffy charr cunny, daddy

ok.

do you call a futacharr mommy or daddy?

HOLD ME DOWN BY MY EARS AND WORK MY RAT CUNNY DADDY

cringe

both

lmao-ing at your cringe

>both
cringe

>your post
cringe

>HOPE
CRINGE

cringe

give me the ERP

>forced cringe meme
>forcing HOPE where it wasnt mentioned
EUgly cEUck?

cringe as fuck honestly

cringeroonidooi ballooni cooni

You can't redeem your own ERP ticket on yourself, idiot.

Confirmed.

Did not turn me on the first time I read it.

But now....

cumflated futacharr foreskin

inb4 cringe

What's the point of playing as an asura?

You are so tiny that gear doesn't even matter since no one will ever notice,
You look ugly as fuck since you are a rat
Plus it's hard as hell to see your character in a zerg or if there's a lot of enemies on the screen

You'd have to be real fucked in the head to play as an asura

JUST

fuck off lani

fuck off vae

I'm not Lani (:

fuck off vae clone

pedos like fucking child sized creatures
the same goes for people with small dicks because it makes them feel like it's bigger than what it is.

Nornfu are the only correct choice and anyone who thinks otherwise is cringe

I respectfully disagree

fuck off you dont erp so your opinion doesnt matter

ARE THOSE GUILLD MISSONS

why is that rat naked?

thats rikki's wife, shut the fuck up

>tfw no big tittied Nornfu to mate with for life
>tfw no homestead in the Far Shiverpeaks

why does it have to be this way, /gw2g/?

erp is so much fun rikki, you're missing out

>you will never marry rikki
thanks for reminding me dros

dros is trash

dros is a gift