Senran Kagura General /skg/ #935

Sleep tight Kumo

Ayy thanks. Didn't expect it to be from 2014 though, thought you were talking about an active thread.
G'nite, skeegee.

>5 quotes are mine

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

Fairly impressive considering how little of them I picked compared to the ones made by DaiAnon.

I love Hikage! Every Thread!

Helping your Senrans with any cosplay incidents she might get!

Well I didn't know Hikage dyed her hair white.

Hope you don't mind the Kumo quote.

This is a mommy

She sure like them balls, huh?

>making murasaki's cosplay costume
>accidentally realise you made the bust area too small but it's too late to change it
>You can notice everything while she's wearing it, it's so tight on her
>Suddenly it just bursts releasing her confined boobs

youtube.com/watch?v=5CXtR3Vh_SM

YUMI'S PLACE IS IN THE TRASH

/skg/, in all honesty, what would you do if your senran became real and you got her pregnant?

>filthy frank
I thought this board was 18+?

Care for her and the child

This is the face of a cute wife/mother/potential sex offender

I think JADF needs headpats, he seems pretty mopey on twitter

Raise a child and live a happy life with her

Fine, I'm sorry.

You say it like it's easy.

Keep putting my dick inside her

Gotta take advantage of not having to wear condoms while I can

B'sides what's the worst thing that could happen? Getting her double pregnant?

That's a shinobi turned yoma.

Which senran would like boxing the most? It would be Yozakura huh?

Who loves her daughter very much.

'JK' as in 'Just Kill' right?

Yes Yozakura.

You'd think Daidouji but she's more into MMA

This is a Mommy, with capital M.

delet

nope, wife/mother/potential sex offender

Yumi's favorite boxer is Mayweather

And a yoma too.

Which senrans you think have canonically kissed other senrans?

This is bait, whether intentional or not.

Your mom and I

Katsuragi
Ikaruga
Hibari
Yagyuu
Mirai
Haruka
Shiki
Murakumo
Ryoubi
Ryouna

Your face is bait.

Move to a country where her age won't be an issue and result in me getting imprisoned, and marry her.

and Raise our 1/4th (1/8th?) Vampire children.

Shiki refused to kiss Murakumo! She's just not into girls!

I want Kumo to shove her leopard panty into my mouth and says 'Welcome to my world, dweeb. Who's your mommy?'.

>Shiki is a vampire! A VAMPIRE!
Do I have to pat someone's purple head?

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

sleep tight Kumo
*lick*

*unsheathes katana* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

Kumo is a sound sleeper. Not even the election results is enough to wake her up.

She's not though! she's at most 1/2 Vampire (if Dracula was her daddy) or 1/4 Vampire (if Alucard was her daddy).

So Shiki has some vampire powers like turning to blood mist, controlling bats, not tanning very well, and being incredibly seductive and eternally youthful, and having dark magic, but she lacks the fangs, the thirst for blood, and the weaknesses to sunlight and silver and garlic and holy water.

She just smells like a vampire to Mura-socky.

Kumo got REJECTED, and Shiki and Kumo are like, totally BFF too. Shiki's not into girls, but she has no problem with being friends with lesbians she even tried to set up a date between Me-a-bee and one of her girlfriends!

>Shiki will never set you up on dates with her gyaru friends

>Kumo will never have her first kiss taken by me.

We'll talk about this later when the denial stage is over I guess

wouldn't you rather Shiki set you up with Miyabi?

>Miyabi's all nervous because this is the first time she's been out with a boy.
>has Shiki, Haruka, and Katsuragi help her with clothes and makeup and hair

just have to watch out for how much hate you'd get from Imu

why would they? She's already in Japan, and even if she weren't in Japan, she's already got Canadian citizenship lined up.

Doesn't matter who wins she doesn't have to directly deal with it.

Ikaruga is a ____
Hint: The answer is a 4-letter word

slug

slob

Mommy says she's proud of her big girl!

slit

lady

SLAM

town

dork

boob

cool

girl

Mirai CANONICALLY has never kissed anyone before.

that scene was before she lost her kissu virginity

Then how and when did she lose it?

YOU DON'T JUST ASK SOMEBODY THAT

>yuri with my waifu
REEEEEEEEE

I want to bully Imu by hiding her glasses! Obviously I'd watch over here so she doesn't hurt herself when she's searching for them.

Sorry.

maybe if she lost the stupid eyepatch, stopped dressing like a little girl and got a sexier haircut a boy who's not a shutin might want to demonstrate what a kiss tastes like to Mirai!

STAHP EET

I'm sorry user, but Mirai is 20 and will only ever be able to attract lolicons that just want to fuck her.

I think the bunnycowgirl I found the other day has grown accustomed to this place and is quite happy even without feeding her semen.

naw, if she just played it that she's a petite and demure Japanese lady and ACTED grown up some nice gentlemen would be interested in her and not just lolicon shutins that would never even chance meet hr to begin with.

Trying to appeal to introverts is just a good way to be forever alone.

I want to

Those hair accessories are getting ridiculous. What's next? 2hu hats?

finish this sentence.

Mirai already has a silly 2hu hat.

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Delete this. Aria is a good girl and not lewd.

She a good lewd girl

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Good means not lewd.

I need boobs. Big ones.

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YOU LIKE BIG BOOBS HUH?

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