Dota 2 General - /d2g/

summary of the last game for those who missed it

Always good looking back on these posts desu

>he was actually right
What did This Anonymous Poster mean by this

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>le "CIS is part of the europeon union" coming up very shortly

>Pugna will never be a cute loli

Why bros?

>grand finals of a big tourny
>getting absolutely destroyed by lol and csgo
Explain this dotards??

>tfw giant shitter
How do I improve

sub human russians have no business winning anything

ok

>Getting a caster who can't even speak english.
what

>really enjoy playing necrolyte
>the amount of skill it takes is basically spamming q, occasionally pressing r, and using items
Why is he so fun with so little to do?

ana will be fine, he just needs more time to adjust to pro play

>big tourney
>Losers Final

If you need practice last hitting download the "last hit challenge'" custom game.

Please don't nerf my favorite hero next patch mr. Reptile

>let's get a chink to cast
not this shit again fuck off bts

Why don't young Chinese people don't know how to speak English?

>grand finals
???

Based our guy reminding europeons what they are and explaining their cuky behaviour on immigration, taxation and lack of rights like free speech and fun ownership

Both Zai and Cr1t are better than him

So has anyone figured out who the hot chick with the legs and ass who keeps restocking shit in the back is?

He's fucking had time, Jerax was an Earth Spirit spamming pubstar and Matumba just spammed carry and even they performed better.

Morning 'turds

Should I kill myself before or after some Dota 2 grand finals I don't actually give a shit about?

This is just for some Q and A right? we're not going to have someone translating a cast, right?

RIGHT?!

Well, you need to keep getting last hits and denying consistently and, due negrolyte lack of mobility, caring about your positioning.

>SUDDENLY STARTS SPEAKING ENGLISH

WHAT
THE
FUCKG

FAITH BIAN SAID SOMETHING IN ENGLISH WEW LAD

>our ogre casting
based

'no'

Soon we'll be asking why young American people don't know how to speak Chinese

Confirmed Uni is best offlaner in the world

'yes'
And you know I'm right

Why don't you know how to speak English?

>the 'lag says something
>reality
>LITERALLY
>rewrites itself to prove them wrong
MUCH LIKE POTTERY IT THYMES

Zai > Uni

>Smirks at Black's question.
He clearly UNDERSTANDS English.

he's a faggy one team senile 28 year old pony that can't function outside his honeypot hero void.

'no'

the best part is when you look at the end score and go "how the fuck did I end up with 25 kills"

Zai is better than cr1t.

top tier supports are iceice, jerax, zai (not in a particular order)

BURNING IS THE BEST AM
haha. Too bad he's loda tier right now

>d2g claims a thing

>God himself rewrites the universe to prove it wrong

>Mfw I just realised that d2g is why trump won

>if EG wins this game its not a honeypot LAN
stop changing the rules!

>Finns are THAT deluded and stubborn

Because they realize China will be the global superpower in their adult life.

>Dismissing the greatest support of the tournament.

but /d2g/ wanted Trump to win???

>top supports are 4 position, 4 position, 4 position

Pretty much. My last game was 17/4/20 with nearly double the damage of my carry
Felt really fucking good after the trilane that was humping my tower was talking shit all game, all while still pushing the creeps into my tower, fucking idiots.

lmao go fuck urself, you lost the war to finalnd or what kid?= lmao shitter noob

>will be
It already is, their country is feeding themselves and nearly half the world.

d2g said hillary would win

Mostly because they were mad at lebanon

necro is a core hero

If he doesnt say that Burning is the best AM then the old Chinese guy watching in the back will throw him in a camp

>he needs words on a piece of paper to provide himself with basic living needs
who's the cucky now

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Offlane is not a core position?

you're retarded

the entire world thought hillary would win

he's like kunkka. His skills are more centered around carrying than supporting. Sadist is based on last hitting and denying

There was a great collection of trumposters only after he won not prior

>he is not part of /mlpol/, the Ones Running This Shit
Explain thyself

>OG picks Invoker into OD

>sumail OD
EG won this. GG go next
OG have lost the draft

>zai
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Wait, why am i talking to a namefag? You are literally spitting out shit i already know and nobody said a thing contrary too. You almost act like i said he was a support.

I prefer to take him mid but he can work as a offlaner.

>look up some fruit or vegetable
>check the areas of production to see if my country makes some
>90%+ of the production is in china
every single fucking time

Its only 2 PM and ive already masturbated 3 times today

Please send help

But only d2g is always wrong

The rest of the world is permitted to be correct at times

d2g wanted Hillary to win because 80% of people here are literal shitskins and non-whites.
Im not even joking, whenever i made pro-Trump post i was getting shitton of (you)'s from butthurt non-whites

He was on a pro team for the entirety of last year. He's an autistic pubstomper who can't be depended upon to play T1 Dota and should finish school because he obviously can't handle the pressure.

FAITH BIAN IS LEARNING ENGLISH

>Faith Bian clearly knows English
>ching chong ching chong
but why? his accent pretty good

faith bian speaking english ;_;

God damn.

Yeah there are indeed an insane amount of non-whites on the g'lag

I unironically understand faith bian's english better than envy's

>want to fap
>can't decide on what kind of porn/video

give me suggestions d2g no blacked

> i made pro-Trump post i was getting shitton of (you)'s from butthurt non-whites
because Trump isn't fucking dota related. When we tell you to fuck off to /pol/, you just called us shills

>post yfw Faith_bian's english is better than EE's

Cute Engrish

Yellow race is literally the Carry role of planet Earth.

How do Chinese call their planet again? I want to know what the actual name of the land they allow me to exist on is.

...

ENGLISH LANGUAGE LADS

what a boss.

okay you made me bring out the high intensity choking

Imagine FB in a western team after Wings fall

>Faith can speak english
>he's just really shy
awww

...

Because asians are extremely anxious about anything related to shame and speaking bad english and having someone point it out would be VERY SHRAMFRU

piper peppi

or what was her name

really small grill kinda rapey feeling but still somehow hot

Are you listening to the same cast as I am? Thats not exactly an expansive vocabulary.

There's also a pretty large gap between listening comprehension and speaking when you're unfamiliar with a language